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Train Wreck
By Dimelza Cassidy
The choices we make and the chances we take.
It had been a long, tiring day. I worked at a local high-end car
dealership, delivering serviced customer cars and dealer trades, as
well as driving the parts van. It was brainless work, but rewarding
nonetheless. At least to me.
After trudging up the four flights to my apartment, I washed off
the day's grime and checked my e-mail. I lived alone by choice.
Most women or men wouldn't want to live in a cold flat, heated by a
kerosene stove -- especially with a devout cross-dresser.
After I'd made the choice to live as a reverse George Sand, dating
had all but evaporated. Many women found it difficult to date a man
who out-dressed them and men couldn't bring themselves to drink or
play cards with a man in a skirt.
Support groups had gone lacking as I tired of the incessant chatter
about make-up and coming out angst. My thoughts had always been,
"Make a decision and then live with the consequences." I'd made my
choice some twenty-five years earlier and the results had been a
life alone and fringe job employment. Living alone had its plusses,
but at times I missed the softness of a real woman and the
backslapping friendship of men.
The delete button got a workout as the endless stream of spam found
its way to the trash bin. One particular e-mail caught my eye, as
the state motorcycle training coordinator had sent it.
Dan,
I need you to teach a course this Sunday. Are you available? I'll
cover the transportation and lodging, as it will be quite a trip
for you. It's at the State Capital riding range in parking lot "B."
If you respond in the affirmative, I'll reserve a room in your name
at the Motel 6 on Center Drive Your key will work in the pad-locks
and the combination to the center lock is the local area code.
Please respond by noon tomorrow.
Timothy T. Belmont, IV.
Chief Trainer and Regional Site Coordinator
He must have been desperate to e-mail me to teach a motorcycle
training course -- desperate enough to reimburse travel and
accommodation expense; something that hadn't ever been done before.
If I agreed, my trip would be in excess of 350 miles - round trip.
He ran the state's southwestern region and scheduled the trainers.
My name hovered below the bottom of the active trainers because in
part of our common hatred of each other. We had different
approaches to training students to ride motorcycles. He lived by
the curriculum, while I thought of the curriculum as a guide.
I clicked on Reply:
I'm in.
Dan.
The day before the training day, I packed my training materials,
riding gear, and an overnight bag, and then headed down to my car.
I decided to drive versus ride due in part to the excessive amount
of gear that I'd have to carry. Sport bikes weren't all that
touring friendly.
As I made my way down the steps to the car, my twenty-something
graduate school neighbor Annie popped her head out of her apartment
door.
"Motorcycle trip, Dan?" she asked. Her elfin body contrasted with
her booming man-like voice.
"No," I replied. "I'm off to teach a course and it's on the other
end of the state so it will be an overnight trip. I guess the state
coordinator guy got desperate - he's picking up the tab for the
room and paying mileage.
"I thought you've given up teaching people to ride after that
tirade you delivered when you returned last time."
"Like I said - they must be desperate."
"Well, have a good time and try to stay out of trouble."
"It won't be easy, but I'll try."
I tossed my gear into the trunk of the car and then began the over
three-hour trip to the motel.
I dined on a packaged meal purchased at a local convenience store,
watched an in-room movie, and then changed into my black satin
waltz-length night-gown and called it a day.
***
I arrived at the training site one hour before the course start
time of eight o'clock ready for the day's events.
As I set up the first exercise, a truck pulled in. It turned out to
be Tim. "Damn," I muttered under my breath. I'd be spending the day
with the anal retentive one. It would be a long by-the-book day.
"Hello, Tim," I said extending a hand and trying to be cordial.
"This is a surprise, teaching with you."
"Dan, it's good to see you again. I see that you have the range set
up." He offered a convenience store twelve-ounce cup of coffee.
"Do we have a full course?" I asked accepting his gesture of
friendship and wondering why he appeared to be even more regimented
than his normal self.
"It's a full registration; and it'll be a double-course day."
A double-course day; twelve students in the morning from eight to
one and another twelve students in the afternoon from half past one
until half past six. That much time on my feet with him sticking
his nose in would be painful.
"Tim, do you have the morning roster? I'd like to take a look at
it."
He'd been military - a marine and a child of the '80's. He reeked
of it. I hadn't held it against him, but, for me, it was something
without reference. Most of my time during the ‘60's had been
dedicated to staying out of the draft. He marched while I shuffled
along. His manner of speech and physical movements were compact as
opposed to mine, which were random and lackadaisical. He wore the
state's oxford cloth uniform shirt and multi-pocketed police styled
slacks while I wore whatever male clothes happened to be clean. The
few times that we had worked together our presentation rivaled that
of Punch and Judy without the hitting.
He reached into his bag, removed the list of students, and then
handed it to me. As much as I hated profiling, I profiled. Over the
years the use of age, sex, physical movements, and command of one's
body determined how I structured the approach to the day. Their
profile directly translated to the way a student operated the
motorcycle. In most cases students who didn't have control of their
bodies had difficulty.
"Dan," Tim said carefully as if he'd rehearsed it. "While we train
these riders I'll be assessing your performance. We've received a
number of complaints from some trainers you've worked with accusing
you of changing the curriculum. The assessment will be in
accordance with the Code of Conduct and you'll receive a copy of my
report once it's finalized."
"I don't change the curriculum," I said in defense. "My delivery
might be different than what's outlined, but I don't change
anything. I know the rules."
"My hands are tied."
"What happens if you write a negative report?
"You'll be suspended."
"Well thank you, Tim. I need that hanging over my head today."
In my own strange way, I'd gotten off on watching students who had
never ridden before slowly acquire riding skills and watching the
pre-course nervousness gradually convert to eager smiles. It all
had become harder for me when the state took over the training from
the independent schools. Government employee mentality made it
nearly impossible to meet the needs of the students.
I'd also begun to fear for their lives. The new curriculum no
longer included maneuvers that I deemed necessary to the skillful
operation of a motorcycle. It de-emphasized step-by-step skills
training and replaced it with whole skill training. The new
buzzword was "they'll get the bits on their own." The students who
finished the government's course willingly judged themselves
"riders" due in part to not having crashed on the training range.
A review of the registrants revealed one woman in the morning
class, Margaret Collins, forty-four. Two other students bore the
surname Collins, Sean and Jason, eighteen and seventeen. ~Probably
a mother and her two sons,~ I thought. ~What would possess a parent
to join their kids in something like this? ~ If the opportunity
presented itself I'd ask her.
The Collins arrived together. Sean, the older of the two sons,
appeared distant and not sociable.
"I'm only here because my mother won't let me ride my bike unless I
take this course."
Choosing to ignore his comment I extended a hand and a nametag.
"I'm Dan and I'll be one of your trainers - enjoy your day." He
ignored me and moved to one side with a scowl on his face.
Jason's handshake, though firm, hadn't yet become forceful. He also
dipped his eyes when speaking. "Could you show me how to corner
with my knee touching the ground?"
"I can't. It's not part of the course, and ‘Big Tim' over there
would stroke out if I did. Tell you what, though.. When we practice
cornering, I'll explain it." I spoke with what I hoped were bright
eyes and a toothy smile. Someone was actually showing up to learn
something. "I'm Dan, by the way."
The two boys reeked of prep school -- budding young All-American
boys, squeaky clean and despite Sean's sulking, they were generally
polite.
"Hi, I'm Margaret Collins." A diminutive well-dressed and well-
preserved woman, she greeted me with a soft grip that spoke of
openness. "I see that you've met my sons. Sean can be a bit of a
challenge at times, but Jason is very much reserved. My ex-husband
bought his sons motorcycles and they want to ride them, but I won't
allow it until they are fully qualified."
As I shook her hand thoughts of the Lennon-McCartney lyrics buzzed
behind my eyes. "...I've just seen a face I can't forget the time
or place where we just met...." It had been another day and I would
look the other way as dating students was not in my nature, but I
would "...dream of her tonight...." A former trainer acquaintance
of mine had dated a female student who turned out to be married. It
got ugly when her husband found out about it and sued the state. My
acquaintance, damned fool that he'd been, got dismissed. He hadn't
been included in the state's defense and ended up paying a six-
figure legal bill.
"Are you learning to ride so you can go along with them?" I asked.
"No," she replied. "I'm worried about them and concerned about the
type of training that they'll receive. I want to take the course so
I can remind them about being safe each time they ride."
Her voice, although melodic, had the sound of deep concern for her
boys.
I handed her a nametag and said, "How thoughtful" before moving on
to the remaining students.
The remainder of the twelve ranged in age from the mid twenties to
late forties and displayed a degree of grace in their movement. I
addressed them with Tim by my side.
"Welcome to the program," I said. "Tim and I will be your trainers
and we hope your experience will be enjoyable and memorable. As a
way to get to know you all a bit better we ask you to wear nametags
so that we won't have to refer to you as ‘Hey dude' or ‘Yo -- you
with the red helmet' or ‘You with the fringed jacket.' "
All of the students except Margaret uttered laughter from their
stomachs and chests. Hers was a polite conversational laugh.
"What's your name?" I asked of a student dressed as if he stepped
out of a Harley-Davidson Motor Clothes catalog.
"Hey Dude," he chuckled.
Everyone laughed again, and the banter seemed to be relaxing the
group.
"Okay," I said, as I handed him a nametag with "Dude" printed on
it. "We'll get your real name when we collect the permits before
the skill test next week."
"Gather around again," I said calling to everyone to get their
attention. "Those of you who have been riding around a bit think of
today as an alternative to what you've already been doing.
Somewhere between what you know and what you learn today will be
your riding style, so let's all keep an open mind and have some
fun."
Tim stood by with a stone face and greeted each student with a
handshake and a forced smile. I wondered if his assessment of me
had begun.
"It's not necessary that you befriend each student," Tim said, as
we walked slightly ahead of the students toward the training bikes.
Obviously my "test" had started.
"They're more than asses in the seats and numbers on an annual
report," I said in disgust. "They're people and we should respect
them by at least attempting to learn their names. Didn't you notice
that they relaxed a bit when I got them laughing?"
"We're trainers, not entertainers," he said as his rigid gait
gained a stride on me.
Setting aside our differences for the sake of our duty, we assigned
the students motorcycles. I took particular care to give Margaret
one of the more rider-friendly bikes in the fleet -- fearing her
"petite-ness" would hinder her operation of anything too large.
She'd also be disadvantaged because she was the only participant
who hadn't ridden prior to taking the course.
Tim took it upon himself to be the lead trainer, and then guided
the students through the first exercise with military efficiency by
barking out instructions. Margaret struggled with the location and
operation of the motorcycle's controls. Unable to just stand by and
watch her confusion, I moved to assist her.
At Tim's instructions, the students moved the bikes into position
for the next riding exercise.
"Dan," Tim said as he dragged me aside by the chain that attached
my wallet to my belt. "You have to let the students learn on their
own. It's the new way of doing things."
"What, you're telling me I should've let that woman struggle?"
I felt my frustration growing and feared that no matter what I said
or did Tim would find a reason to criticize.
"What I'm telling you is that she'll eventually get it."
"What if she doesn't?" I asked, knowing full well that I had him in
a position where he had to think outside the curriculum box.
"Some do and some don't. Those that don't will have to leave"
Our conversation occurred away from the students, but they knew
there was friction between the two of us. My hope was that it
wouldn't interfere with their learning.
With the students huddled around Tim, he read instructions while I
demonstrated the three parts of the next exercise. After
dismounting and positioning myself, I observed my half of the
divided class who had been spread out in twenty-foot intervals. It
hadn't been by design, but Margaret and Jason became part of my
group and were positioned next to each other.
As the exercise unfolded I noted that Jason, comfortably sitting
astride an on/off road dual-purpose bike and the four other
students mounted on cruiser-styled bikes, quickly grasped the
operation of the throttle and clutch. Margaret grew frustrated as
she repeatedly stalled. Mindful that the curriculum frowned on
excessive one-on-one coaching, I approached her and asked if she
wanted help. She nodded and from the look in her eyes, she welcomed
it. A quick glance to where Tim had positioned himself
approximately fifty feet away showed he was immersed in observing
his six students, which buffered me from comments.
I took a moment or two to manipulate her smallish, gloved hands
while they were on the controls to try to establish a muscle
memory. She nodded; a warm thank you radiated from her eyes.
Jason's eyes welcomed my attention to his mother's needs, and if he
hadn't been wearing a full-faced helmet I might have seen a smile
on his face.
With minimal stalling she made it through the second portion of the
exercise. Her breathing had become rapid and shallow, which I knew
from prior experience represented extreme nervousness. When we
moved on to the third part of the exercise her tenseness interfered
with the operation of the motorcycle. I approached her and reminded
her to breathe slowly and to relax. She again nodded.
Her son and the other four students made the first pass with both
feet on the motorcycle's foot pegs. Margaret managed to pick up her
feet, but fell over as she attempted to stop. Anxiety had caused
her to attack the controls and lock the motorcycle's brakes. I
helped her to her feet, checked that she hadn't been hurt, picked
up the bike, turned it around, and then asked her to re-mount and
try it again.
Minimal attention and a word here and there corrected any
significant flaws for Jason and the other four students leaving me
more time to spend with Margaret. Her next two passes resulted in
additional falls.
Each time she fell I waved off Jason's attempt to dismount his
motorcycle and come to her aid.
"She'll be okay Jason. It's just a tip over -- happens all the
time. It's all part of the learning process."
Tim signaled to me that the time allotted for the exercise had
ended. I motioned back that two more passes should be made and ran
them despite his signal.
"You didn't allow that woman to work it out on her own," Tim
chastised during the mandatory break.
"Her name's Margaret, remember? She's wearing a nametag."
"You should have coached her the same way you did the others. I
don't care if she is a strikingly good-looking woman."
The difference in our height made it appear that he was literally
and figuratively talking down to me.
"Didn't you listen to the introductions? She's never ridden before.
She needed additional coaching and her looks have nothing to do
with it. If it had been her son or one of the other guys, I'd have
done the same."
"Why did you run two more passes when I said to end the exercise?"
"They were necessary for her development and it didn't hurt the
others either. Why don't you watch the students instead of your
stopwatch? You might learn something about their development."
"You're not helping yourself."
Margaret continued to struggle and fell over a few more times. She
never really managed to overcome her nervousness. Tim and I
continued to struggle as well. Each attempt to further explain a
minor muscle movement resulted in chiding and reminders that the
students would acquire the skill on their own. I knew better than
to argue despite knowing full well that they wouldn't understand
why they did what they did -- or compensate for what they didn't
know was missing.
During another break Paul, Dude, and "red helmet" called me aside.
Paul frowned. "He's really riding you, isn't he?"
"I wouldn't take that from anyone," Dude said, directing his anger
toward Tim.
"He's okay," I quipped between sips of cold coffee. "He just has a
funny way of showing affection."
There was no reason to share my possible suspension with the
students. Nor did I want to put them into a position of choosing
allegiance.
"Red helmet" shook his head. "It's nice to know that you care. I
think that it's great that you're helping Margaret. Somehow, I know
that if it were one of us you'd do the same."
Little did he know that the things they liked about my approach
would be my downfall.
After the last exercise of their riding day the group headed for
their cars. I grabbed a stack of marker cones to re-set the
training site for the afternoon group.
"Dan," Margaret called as she headed toward me. Definitely "...I'll
dream of her tonight...." "Thank you for spending additional time
with me. I know that Tim scolded you about it."
"Don't worry. We've had a love/hate relationship since the day we
met. He loves me because of my training skills, but I hate him
because of his inflexibility. Come back next week and finish what
you started. I want you to do me a favor though."
"Name it," she said with a smile.
"Relax, do this because you want to, and breathe every once in
awhile."
"I'll try," she said while turning and heading toward a luxury SUV.
Her teardrop-shaped butt encased in designer jeans momentarily
hypnotized me.
"Dan," Sean shouted as he left the portable toilet.
"Yes," I answered, rudely snapped back to consciousness.
"Stop hitting on my mother. You've done everything but sniff the
bike's seat."
His attack took me by surprise.
"I'm not hitting on your mother. I'm trying to teach her to ride."
"You're hitting on her, and I want you to stop. If you do it again
next week, I'll file a complaint."
I wondered if his anger had been toward me -- or toward his mother
and her growing skills.
"File it now - wait - I'll help. Tim, could you come over here for
a second? Sean wants to file a complaint. He's accusing me of
hitting on his mother." A complaint of that kind could seal my fate
and my suspension could be immediate. I left Tim and Sean and
continued to re-set the riding range. I glanced back and watched as
Tim wrote something in his ever-present notepad.
Sean stalked over to his mom's SUV, got in, and then the three of
them drove off.
Before the afternoon group began Tim gave me an ass-ripping. "Dan,
he's made a serious charge against you."
"I didn't hit on her. I worked with her a little more that the
others because she needed it. The kid's got an attitude because he
resents being here with her. Believe him if you want, but I know
what I've done and it wasn't hitting."
"Suit yourself, but I have to report this."
"Do what you have to - I won't fight it. Plus, I think that you've
already decided to suspend me regardless of what I do from here
on."
"If I can line up someone else for next week, I'll do so."
"Knock yourself out," I said fully resigned that this would be my
last group of trainees.
Everyone in the afternoon group had ridden for some time and the
course, for them, was a licensing formality. After they finished we
packed up the cones, put the bikes away, and then called it a day.
"I'll e-mail you about your status for next week," Tim said as he
headed to his truck. "You were much better this afternoon."
I'd been "much better" because no one in the group needed special
help.
I headed toward the toilet and walked out of it wearing a black
calf length pleated skirt, pantyhose and two-inch wedge, knee-high
boots, and then headed toward my car as fast as the skirt and heels
would allow.
Thoughts of the day crowded my mind during the homeward trip. It
bothered me that my teaching techniques had been questioned by both
Tim and that jerkwater kid. I'd been teaching motorcycling for more
years than that kid had been alive and my original certification
date exceeded Tim's by five years. The kid didn't bother me as much
as Tim's chastising and the threat of suspension. I wondered if he
could've taught a person to ride without the curriculum. My
thoughts would be for naught because I wouldn't change my methods,
due to the fact that they were far superior to anything that the
state could work out.
As my anger with Tim, the state, and the curriculum subsided,
thoughts of Margaret filled me. Her tight body belied her age.
Forty-four year old women didn't look like her. Under different
circumstances I might have tried to date and bed her. Unfortunately
she'd be "G/U" Geographically Unacceptable, but aside from the
distance, I wondered -- could I fall for her, and she for me?
***
I spent the week performing my usual tasks at the dealership and
toward the latter part of the workweek my schedule demanded that a
car had to be delivered to a customer who lived in one of the
mansions adjacent to the golf course. Upon approaching the gate a
security guard greeted me and after identifying myself he opened
the gate and granted passage. After driving the car into the
customer's garage and handing the key to a uniformed chauffeur, he
handed me a twenty-dollar bill and a cold glass of lemonade. I
thanked him and walked down the drive to await my ride back to the
dealership.
I recognized the name on one of the brick gate supports while
entering the chase vehicle. "Collins." My three students came to
mind. Margaret had been divorced and the name had probably been her
husband's.
That evening seated at the kitchen table of my apartment eating
dinner, I wondered if Mrs. Margaret Collins would date a motorcycle
trainer, car humping guy wearing a charcoal gray three piece suit
with a calf-length pleated skirt, white silk blouse, a navy and
gold tie, knee-high three-inch heeled black boots, make-up, painted
nails and a honey blonde wig. It would be for naught as she lived
on the other side of the state and the name on the brick gatepost
in front of the house that triggered the thought had probably been
a fluke.
After dinner I switched on the computer to check my e-mail. Tim's
screen name flashed.
Dan,
In light of everything that happened last week I would like to give
you one last opportunity to redeem yourself. If you follow the
curriculum to the letter I'll withdraw the threat of suspension and
re-certify you for an additional three years.
Think this over very carefully, because the state does not want to
lose a trainer of your caliber. The room will be reserved in your
name at the Motel 6.
See you on Sunday morning.
Timothy T. Belmont, IV
Chief Trainer and Regional Site Coordinator.
***
"Dan, we need you as a trainer. I spoke to my superiors and they
agreed that last week wasn't a real threat because of the boy's bad
attitude - Sean Collins."
"He's not a bad kid. . .," I started to say.
"There was nothing to his claim of harassment, you and I both know
that. I called him two days later, after he'd cooled off, and he
withdrew it."
A smile crossed my lips. "Kids - never know what they'll do."
"Dan, I've been authorized to give you a clean slate. If you stay
reasonably within the curriculum today - none of this crazy stuff
that isn't in the handbook - I'll recommend that you be given a
five-year trainer's license.
"But, the state curriculum. . . ." Tim would never understand how
important it was for us to teach them how to ride the right way.
"Dan - please don't push me. I'm on your side on this, but you
don't sign my paycheck."
The students began to arrive and greet us. They expressed surprise
that I remembered their names. Sean didn't acknowledge me, however
Jason and his mother greeted me warmly as did the remaining
students.
"I helped my mom a bit this week with her throttle/clutch control
and her shifting and stopping," Jason said calling me aside. "She's
really nervous and doesn't want to do badly in front of you. She
feels that she's letting you down because she's not doing well."
"Tell your mom that. . . . No wait. . . . I'll tell her. Margaret.
. . ." As she approached I notice that her gait caused her bottom
to sway and her conservatively sized breasts to bounce. "Jason
mentioned your concerns to me. Ride the motorcycle today and have
fun. Okay?"
"Okay."
"Hello, Sean," I said, extending an un-accepted hand. "Did you take
your bike out at all this past week?"
He ignored my greeting and question, choosing instead to mount the
motorcycle he rode the previous week and wait for further
instructions.
The remaining students mounted and started their motorcycles in
anticipation of making a few warm up laps of the range. Some
struggled to get their bike running, but all managed. Tim went
through the instructions as I performed the demonstration lap on
the motorcycle that Margaret rode.
"The bike knows the way Margaret, so just hold on and tag along."
"Yeah, right," she said while mounting the bike. She struggled
through the remainder of the course; and after the mandatory riding
exercises, Tim and I set up the licensing test.
"Dan," Margaret said. "It's not necessary for me to take the test.
I have a fair idea of what to re-enforce when the boys ride."
"You've come this far, so give it a shot," I counseled.
Sean and his mom argued over something while Jason stood quietly by
with his hand on his mom's shoulder. After a moment Sean stormed
off and mounted his training motorcycle in anticipation of the
licensing test. I was too far away to hear what they argued about,
but guessed that Sean was upset that his mother had decided to give
the test a shot and that Jason had supported the decision.
Tim gave the signal for all of the students to mount up and ride
over to the testing zone.
"Yes," I said, with satisfaction, when Margaret joined the group.
The two boys did well, as did Paul, "Red helmet" and "Dude." Some
of the others struggled, but were successful. The last to try would
be Margaret. As tense as she seemed to be sitting on her bike, she
would certainly fall over.
I went to her, sat on the front fender of the bike, and then looked
her in the eyes. "You don't have to do this. Your sons won't think
any less of you if you drop out. I can't speak for Sean, but the
expression on Jason's face each time you fall over shows his fear
for your safety"
"I have to do this," she said with scared determination.
Tim, standing with hands on hips, had noticed what had occurred and
had an ever observant and non-too-happy expression on his face.
I smiled to gain Margaret's attention. "I'm not a psychiatrist, but
you're apparently competing against your ex-husband. You want the
boys to see that you can do anything he and they can."
She looked at me; and the beginnings of a smile formed.
I went on. "Do this because you want to - not because you think you
have to."
She started the motorcycle and, riding with caution, she made her
way through the zone. She lost points, but not enough to cause her
to have an unsuccessful test.
Tim gave each student their individual score and then stamped and
initialed each learner's permit. There would be twelve additional
licensed motorcyclists on the highways and byways of the state.
I moved to set up the afternoon class and Margaret followed.
"I'd like to apologize for my son's behavior" she said. "In many
ways he's picked up the habits and attitudes of his father."
"Don't worry about it. He's a good kid and he'll learn that there
are times when a parent's love and concern are good things. At his
age it's taboo to have mom tag along. He'll outgrow it. And don't
be surprised if you do get an invitation to ride with them."
"I'm in no way ready to go out and ride on the street with other
traffic. Thanks to you and Tim, my sons got the best training
available. I won't stop worrying when they ride, but they now have
a good foundation."
"Well you take care of yourself."
As I watched her walk toward her sons and the SUV, I wondered what
it would be like to touch, date, and make love to her. "...falling,
yes I'm falling..."and "...I'll dream of her tonight...."
The afternoon group would be an exercise in keeping the group's
attention long enough to process them through the licensing test.
Their goal had been to obtain the much-coveted stamp and the
tester's initials on their permit. I loathed those groups.
After storing the training bikes and equipment, Tim motioned to me
to join him at the tailgate of his truck.
"Dan," he said. "Let's talk a bit.
"Suspend me and get it over with," I said while untying my boots.
"You're a damn fine trainer. You ride picture perfect
demonstrations and you have a unique way of relating to the
students, but your attitude toward the curriculum and those who
administer and monitor it is deplorable. You're a loose cannon and
the program can't afford to have one. All of the trainers have to
teach the program the same way. We need continuity."
"So that's it."
"For awhile today I thought you'd gotten it, but giving that woman
special help to pass the test broke our deal. If we treat one
person that way, we have to treat them all that way and we just
don't have the resources.
I stared at him wondering how we could be the same species. "I'm
done?"
"For the time being, yes. You're suspended indefinitely."
"Indefinitely? What exactly does that mean?"
"That means that anytime you want to write a letter to me stating
that you will follow the state curriculum and not go off on your
own little excursions I will reinstate you; until that time you
will not be allowed to teach a class."
I nodded and then walked over to my car, gathered up the materials
and put them on the tailgate of his truck along with my sweaty
state-issued t-shirt and hat. He couldn't have been clearer.
"Later, Tim."
"‘Loose cannon' my ass," I grunted as I drove home.
***
"Let me get this straight," Annie said, showing a bit of amazement.
"You taught two classes with twelve motorcycle riders in each one."
"Right, but I wouldn't call them ‘motorcycle riders' just yet." I
munched on the bran muffin she'd brought as I recalled my
disappointment in Tim's edict.
"Okay, let's call them ‘motorcycle rider wannabes' -- will that
do?"
At times it seemed like Annie was the only one who took time to
understand me.
I nodded.
"Out of the two dozen riders, only one of them really caused you to
stray outside the state's curriculum -- and you lost your
certification over that?"
Again, I nodded, my mouth full of muffin. She gave me a look, and
asked, "did you ever think that maybe you could have helped a lot
of others the way you helped her, if you just did it the way the
state wanted you to ... once?"
I shrugged and swallowed. "Start crossing lines, and where do you
stop?"
Annie just shook her head and looked away.
***
Summer became fall and legions of cars in need of winterization
flowed through the dealership's service area. My afternoon delivery
list noted that there would be a stop at the Collins mansion.
As in the past, I announced myself at the gate of the mansion and
drove the vehicle to the garage area. The chauffer had been dusting
one of the cars upon my approach and greeted me with currency and a
drink.
While turning to walk down the drive I heard a familiar voice.
"Baker? I'll be using the SUV. Has it been delivered? Oh, it has?
Great."
The SUV and I arrived at the front gate at the same time.
"Dan?"
"Yes," I said, turning to face the open window.
"It is you," she said with surprise. "Do you remember me? I was one
of your motorcycle students."
"Vaguely," I said with a bit of a smile. How could I not remember
her? "...A face I can't forget...." The body of a model -- and a
voice that would make the dead swoon.
"How could you remember me? You must see dozens of students over
the course of a summer."
"You look a little different - not wearing a helmet and the fear of
god in your eyes," I joked.
She tried to hide her embarrassment. "Did I look that bad?"
"No - just teasing."
Intent on her reflection in the rear view mirror she asked, "What
brings you here?"
"I delivered the SUV."
"Well it's in good hands if you care for customers cars the same as
you care for your students," she said removing a speck of wayward
lipstick.
"Thanks. I'll tell the service manager that you're pleased with the
service."
She waved goodbye and drove away as I climbed into the chase
vehicle for my ride back.
"What was that all about," the chase driver, a burn out from the
sixties, and my sometimes riding partner said. "Do you know her?"
"Not really. We met by chance during the summer."
"High maintenance, that one, with a higher profile divorce -
newspapers - magazines - television." Chuck said with a slight
stutter. "She caught her ex-husband screwing her friend in one of
the cabanas at the country club. The divorce dragged on for years.
Her ex contested the pre-marital agreement, and there'd also been
this big thing over custody of the kids and changing their names to
Collins. Daddy's money paid for it and now she and the boys live
with her parents. The father gets to see them for a week each
summer at their lake house."
"Interesting, I guess - if you follow gossip," I mumbled.
My day ended with three additional deliveries and a trip to the
convenience store to pick up my previously ordered dinner.
After a shower I submerged myself in taffeta and lace before eating
a dinner of sausage, peppers and onions on a Portuguese roll -
washed down with a glass Chianti. It'd been a long and enlightening
day. The mansion was in fact the home of Margaret Collins and her
boys. Despite her nearness and the opportunity to occasionally see
her - there'd be little opportunity to talk to her -- let alone
date her.
I'd once again "...dream of her tonight...."
***
We employees of the dealership decided to work in costume on
Halloween. Everyone laughed when I showed up as the Wicked Witch of
the West sporting a green face, stick on warts, big nose, pointed
hat, broom, and a black dress five sizes too big for my size
fourteen frame. The impromptu costume contest winner ended up being
the service manager who dressed as a pregnant Mother Theresa.
With no deliveries I spent most of the afternoon as a valet.
Margaret Collins drove her two-seat sport model up the drive.
"Dan is that you? You look hideously gorgeous," she said with
laughter just short of tears.
"Yes, it's me," I said through a smile that included three blacked
out teeth. "How may I help you?"
"My windshield washer fluid level light came on and I wondered if
one of the technicians could top it off for me."
"I'll do it - pop the hood."
"No don't," she grinned, while checking her vanity mirror and
tending to her disheveled hair. "I wouldn't want you to get your
dress dirty."
"I'll be careful."
As I placed the top back on the reservoir, she accidentally sounded
the car's horn. It startled me and caused me to bump my head and
bend the top of my hat on the hood of the car.
"What the fu...? Dumb bitc...."
"I'm so sorry."
Her apology caused spirits to rise from the grave, just listening
to her voice.
"I reached for my cell phone and my elbow touched it."
I closed the car's hood. "You're all set."
She pulled away, stopped, and then backed up. "Have dinner with me
tonight?"
"No, not tonight. It's amateur night like New Years Eve and St.
Patrick's Day. I don't want to be out on the street with a bunch of
drunken fools and neither should you."
"Tomorrow then?" she asked in anticipation.
"Sure"
"Come to the house. The boys are still in school at the academy and
my parents are in London on business. It'll be just the two of us."
She threw me a smile. "Eight o'clock, then. And, one last thing --
dinner's formal."
After checking her hair in the mirror one more time she drove off.
With my witches hat in one hand and an empty bottle of wash fluid
in the other I mumbled, "A dinner date. That should be interesting
- could turn out to be an awkward evening talking about learning to
ride a motorcycle, but maybe...."
***
"What to wear - what to wear - what to wear," I said as I looked
through my bedroom closet. A formal dinner -- just the two of us --
with probably a servant or three. The man tailored woman's tuxedo .
. . the red silk empire waist gown with its crinolines . . . the
hand painted Japanese styled dress . . . the mid thigh length black
satin and velvet strapless cocktail dress . . . the blue sequins
gown with its white chiffon boat neck . . . or jeans and a
sweatshirt. Whatever I wore, I wanted to look and feel special.
With the exception of the witches costume she'd only seen me in the
dealership's uniform of a blue oxford shirt with the logo and navy
blue slacks or the state's motorcycle training long-sleeved t-shirt
and jeans. If I showed up wearing the cocktail dress the worst that
could happen would be that she'd ask me to leave. The words weirdo,
freak, faggot, sissy, and he-she had all been heard before. The
battle to dress full time en femme had been won years ago. If it
offended her, then so be it.
I descended the four flights of stairs wearing the black satin and
velvet dress with fish net stockings, three-inch heeled black suede
pumps, opal bracelet and rings over black satin elbow length
gloves, earrings, necklace, black velvet clutch bag, honey-blonde
shoulder length loosely curled wig, and a mink stole draped over my
shoulders.
"Don't we look yummy tonight," Annie said. "I wish I could wear a
dress like that."
"Be thankful you can't. It's a size fourteen."
"Where are you off to this evening?"
"I have a date with the woman I told you about. You know, the one
from the course?"
"You're going on a date with a woman dressed like that?" she asked,
her tone somewhere between shocked and astonished. "Does she know
about this part of you?"
"You know me. This is who I am, take me or leave me."
"Aren't you asking a bit much of her on a first date?"
I shrugged and she returned it with one of her own.
As she closed her apartment door, she said, "Have a good time."
My stylish appearance contrasted greatly with the twenty-year old
Monte Carlo I drove to the Collins's Mansion. A startled guard
announced my arrival.
The doorman greeted me, opened the car door, escorted me to and
through the front door to the foyer, and then departed, leaving me
alone. A moment later Margaret entered the room swaddled in chiffon
and dripping in diamonds.
"Dan?" she asked, her face registering shock and something else I
couldn't quite read.
I was ready to leave the minute she raised an objection.
"Chambers, please serve the champagne," Margaret said regaining her
composure. "I could use a drink."
"I could use one too," I said awaiting her verdict with some
anxiety.
"Halloween was yesterday," she said taking a glass from the tray
that Chambers held in his right hand. "Why are you dressed like
that?"
"This is the way I dress during my non-working hours. I'm a cross-
dresser," I said accepting a glass of champagne from the tray that
had been placed before me by an openly distracted Chambers.
Between gulps she said, "I would've never expected this."
After draining the first glass she motioned Chambers to refill it.
With the world set right with Moet and Chandon she seemed able to
move on. "Chambers please take Dan's wrap and serve the hors de
oeuvres and champagne in the study."
The crinolines beneath her pale blue, floor-length, chiffon gown
coupled with the clatter of our heels against the tiled and then
oak floor broke the decreasing un-easy silence that enveloped the
foyer and study as we made our way arm in arm.
"Chambers," Margaret said. "Leave the bottle. Dan and I want to
share a quiet conversation."
"Yes Ms. Collins," he responded as he backed out of the study,
closing the two mahogany study doors in the process.
"Have you ridden a motorcycle since taking the course?" I asked
while sipping my champagne.
"No, but the boys rode all summer. When their father arrived, the
three of them rode the fire roads and trails that surround the
vacation house."
As she spoke, she seated herself on one of the leather couches, and
then gestured to me to take a seat by her side. I watched in envy
as her gown engulfed it. One day my wardrobe would feature such a
magnificent dress.
"Is that why you took the training course where you did?" I asked
following her lead toward a "normal" conversation.
"That training site was only thirty minutes away from the vacation
house."
"Do you stay at the house when he arrives?" I asked. ~ What was
more exciting, sitting next to her dress --- or what was in it.~
She slid closer to me. "No, - I come back here for the week. I'm
not at all interested in the women he drags up there when he's with
the boys."
"Was the divorce amicable?" I asked, wondering if Chuck's story had
been valid.
"It was horrid." She placed a hand on my cheek to position my face
toward hers. "I felt bad for the boys, but they're getting used to
the idea. At first they blamed me, but then realized that their dad
had a string of women; and when they found out that he'd beaten me,
they refused to see him at all. I had to force them to spend the
annual week with him -- after all, he is their father."
"What about you? Do you have a string of well to do bankers,
attorneys, and accountants beating down your door?"
"I date occasionally." She shrugged. "No one special."
There was a knock at the study door, and Chambers poked his head
into the room. "Ms. Collins? Dinner is served."
We headed toward the dining room. In the center was a table that
rivaled the flight deck of an aircraft carrier.
When Margaret had been seated, a napkin placed on her lap, and
after filling our wine glasses with the first of a variety of
different wines, Chambers took a statuesque position near the
sideboard in anticipation of serving the first course of our
dinner.
"So what possessed you to ask me to dinner?"
"It's my way," she paused to take a sip of wine "of saying thank
you for helping the boys and me when we learned to ride."
"Where's Tim?" I chuckled.
"He's a bit over the top, isn't he? Your opal earrings are lovely."
There'd been more going on with her look than just earring envy.
"Thank you," I said simply. "Speaking of the boys, what was Sean's
problem?"
"He was embarrassed by my presence. He's trying to be grown up, but
at times he's still a boy."
After the appetizer of stuffed shrimp followed by Manhattan clam
chowder, our main dish of filet mignon, potatoes, broccoli, and
salad had been served. The desert of chocolate mouse brought the
meal to a close.
Each course had its own special wine and by the time the aperitif
and espresso had been served, I'd become quite light-headed.
Even though my appearance bothered him, Chambers performed his
duties and demonstrated the courteousness of his station.
"At about this time, my father would invite the men to accompany
him to the game room for cigars and brandy. Would you like to do
the same?"
"I'll pass on the cigar and say ‘yes' to the brandy. I would like
to get some air. - Care to join me?" I folded my napkin and placed
it on the table while attempting to rise from the table without
falling off my heels.
"Chambers, please get Dan's mink and bring mine as well - we'll be
going out to the patio. Serve the brandy in the study and please
draw the patio drapery."
He returned with the furs and helped Margaret with hers, while
leaving me to fend for myself.
As we stood amongst the moon shadows she turned and kissed me. I
kissed her back. She submerged her tongue into my mouth. We held
each other tight. I hadn't been kissed in such a manner - or even
kissed - in a long, long time.
"Mmm," I moaned as we broke our embrace.
"That was delightful. I never kissed a man who wore lipstick. For
that matter I've never met a man who could look better in a dress
than me. It's funny, after the initial shock of seeing you as you
are; I haven't given it a second thought. Shall we go to the powder
room to repair our faces?"
Arm in arm, we re-entered the dining room and made our way to the
study where a bottle of brandy and two snifters awaited us.
"The powder room is through there," she said, pointing to a door
behind a teak desk and high backed leather chair.
I repaired my face, returned to the study, and then took a seat on
one of the couches that faced the gas-burning fireplace. She joined
me shortly thereafter.
"Where'd you head off to?"
"I went to my private bath to repair my face. It would be awfully
cramped in there with the both of us jockeying for mirror time."
"Yeah, right."
"This is nice," she cooed as her head rested upon my false breast
and her arms around my waist.
"I'd better be going. It's getting late," I said, freeing myself
reluctantly from the welcomed capture.
"Stay the night. You've had a fair share to drink and I don't want
you to get stopped or risk an accident. The motorcycle course
classroom trainer said that we should know our limitations and I'm
quite sure that you know yours. Chambers...."
"Yes, Ms. Collins," he said, re-entering the study.
"Please prepare a guest room for Dan. He's staying the night."
"Yes Ms. Collins." Chambers' professionalism had been in high gear
as he responded to his employer's request.
I poured us one more brandy and then re-took a seat.
"Dan," she said. "I have to admit that I thought about you quite
often after the class. In fact I was tempted to have one of
Father's investigators hunt you down."
"Why didn't you?"
"I didn't want Father to interfere. He's grown quite protective
since the divorce. When I saw you in the drive the other day I
believed that we were destined to get together."
"So fate dealt us a hand?"
She gently stroked my cheek with her hand. "Fate can be so kind."
When we finished our brandy she led me to the guest room and then
headed off to her room.
I undressed and retired to the bath to remove my make-up. With the
ritual complete I turned out the light and crawled into the down-
turned bed. Pajamas that appeared to be unisex had been placed at
the foot of the bed, but I chose not to wear them, electing instead
to sleep in my Haines briefs. "...falling, yes I'm falling...."
Bathed in the glow of the light from the room's fireplace, I stared
at the ceiling wondering about the difficulties involved in dating
a wealthy divorcee. Her kisses told me that this had been more than
a thank-you dinner. Her parents' reaction to her dating an employee
of a car dealership, coupled with the openness of my cross-
dressing, would surely be a cause for heated discussion.
The door opened and Margaret entered the room dressed in a navy
blue cathedral-length nightgown. Its plunging neckline revealed a
sufficient amount of breast to excite.
She crossed the room and crawled into my bed -- placing her body
upon mine amidst a barrage of kisses.
"You're attractive dressed in a t-shirt and jeans," she moaned as
she searched my body. "You're absolutely erotic cross-dressed.
We spent the remainder of the evening taking turns as the aggressor
until exhaustion took its toll.
I awoke alone. A note had been taped to the bath mirror.
Dan,
I'm off to see the boys. Wear this warm up suit and this pair of
pool shoes for your drive home. Use the tote bag by the foot of the
bed to pack up your dress, etc.
Speak to you soon.
Margaret.
"What the hell happened?" I asked my reflection in the mirror.
Once home and after showering, shaving, applying light make-up, and
then dressing in a cable knit off white sweater, gray "A" line calf
length wool skirt, one-inch heeled boots, and a gray fedora, I took
a seat at my kitchen table, and then prepared a shopping list.
As I wandered the aisles of the grocery store looking for food and
other necessities, thoughts of the dinner filled me. She had
magnetism. A relationship with her would be an absolute joy, but
the baggage could be troubling.
***
After reporting to work the following Monday and beating back the
morning attack of vehicles requiring service, I'd been asked to
report to the service manager's office.
"What's up?" I asked after knocking on his office door before
entering.
"Dan," he said. "I need you to go up to the Collins's house and
pick up their sports car."
"Okay."
"Mr. Collins called me this morning and said that his daughter is
having trouble with it. Take Chuck with you."
We headed to the house and at the gate I announced myself and then
walked up the drive.
I arrived at the garages where Baker greeted me and handed me the
keys. "Ms. Collins said that there's a hesitation when she attempts
to accelerate." His voice would have dried the ocean.
"I'll tell the service manager. We'll try to get it fixed and bring
it back to Ms. Collins by tomorrow."
Seating myself in the smallish car, I started it, backed it out of
the garage, and then headed down the drive. Margaret appeared at
the front door and gestured to me to stop with a big wave.
"I have to apologize to you for leaving so suddenly. I'd forgotten
that I had to work the refreshment booth at the boy's academy.
Soccer and football games you know."
"Oh. I thought that it'd been a one night stand."
"You weren't a one-night stand. I have to run, but I'll call you."
I watched her butt wrapped in pencil skirt sway as she headed up
the three steps that led to the front porch and the front door. The
sight of it caused me to re-adjust my seating position.
***
Margaret's car had been serviced and returned. I dropped it off
with Baker and headed back to the dealership. It'd been a long week
and I'd looked forward to a quiet evening alone with a favorite
dress.
While sipping wine and seated in my recliner in the un-lit room
thinking about Margaret's comments about our evening, a knock at
the apartment door startled me. I flipped on the kitchen light,
unlocked, and then opened the apartment door.
"Margaret! What are you doing here?"
"I came to apologize again and offer you a peace offering," she
said handing me a bottle of Australian Merlot.
She wore a little black dress that I wouldn't dare wear.
"Thank you, but it's not necessary. Care to have a glass with me?"
Her smile and the little black dress told me that she expected to
share it.
"I love your dress. Where did you get it," she said while taking a
seat at my kitchen table in anticipation of sipping her first glass
of wine.
"The church thrift shop at Waverly and Green."
"Really. I wouldn't have thought that such elegant things found
their way there."
"Who knows, it might have belonged to one of your friends."
"It could have. It looks like something one of my mother's bridge
partners would wear."
"Thank you -- I think."
"Seriously, their bridge games are events. I think they're veiled
fashion shows."
"So I look like an old woman about to play cards."
"No silly. I'm saying that you look deliciously feminine and...."
"And what?"
"I'd better stop."
"Stop what?"
She grew pensive as she momentarily stared at the table's placemat
and then faced me.
"This is a first for me. I never met a cross-dresser and it's
confusing me. I don't know if...." She paused for a moment and
picked at the edge of the partly frayed placemat. "I don't know if
I'm turned by it -- or you."
"Would we have ended up in bed if I wore a tuxedo to dinner?"
"I don't know. Maybe."
"Do you want to find out?"
"Right now all I want to do is kiss you."
She moved to my lap, put her arms around my neck, and then began
kissing me. Kissing led to foreplay which led to love making which
led to exhaustion, and then sleep.
I awoke to the touch of her hand upon my penis. When erect she
mounted me.
"I think that you like being on top," I said placing my hands upon
her breasts.
"It seems I do, too -- more so with you than with my ex or with
others. Does it bother you?"
"Not really," I said trying to discover what she was thinking
through her facial expressions.
"Can I ask you something?" She cooed.
I felt her muscles tighten against my penis. ~ I thought of Jim
Morrison's words "...Wrap your arms around my neck...your hands
around my feet...your hair around my flesh...."~
"If I were to ask you to Thanksgiving Day dinner, would you come?"
"Sure."
"What would you wear if I said it would be formal?"
"I don't know. If something strikes my eye that's hanging in my
closet, I'll wear it. If not I'll comb the thrift shops and come up
with something special."
"Could I ask you to come up with a man's tuxedo?"
"Whatever for?"
"It would be easier to explain."
Despite my fantasy and the pull of her muscles my erection subsided
as we spoke.
"If I come as I am I'm not welcomed, but if I come as you want me
to then I'm welcomed." I lifted her off me, rose from the bed, and
then stood over her. "Why should I compromise myself to accommodate
you? You already told me that you're confused by me. Why should I
succumb to your current whim when I've spent a lifetime evolving to
where I am today?"
"It's not a whim," she said pulling the sheets up over her firm
breasts. "I care for you and would like to spend the holiday with
you, but...."
"But what? You only want to spend it with me if I wear a pair of
pants with a satin stripe down the side?"
"Could you compromise just once? I want to know if I'm attracted to
the man or the man in the dress."
"They're one and the same," I mumbled while stepping into a pair of
briefs.
"No they're not," she demanded. "Your manner of speech is much
different when you're wearing men's clothing. I noticed it when you
delivered the cars. It's overly structured, stiff, and formal. I
think that the real you is somewhere in between; and I want to get
to know the real you.
The real me. No one ever wanted that. Maybe there was something to
her after all.
"I don't know. I'll let you know."
She rose from the bed and hugged me. The touch of her breasts
aroused me. We returned to the bed and made love once again. ~
"...Wrap your arms around my neck...your hands around my
feet...your hair around my flesh...."~
***
We saw each other weekly and talked on the telephone daily. When
we'd be together it was either at my apartment or in her parents'
house when they'd be away.
"You're afraid to be seen with me in public aren't you?" I asked as
we took a break from our lovemaking one Friday evening. "It would
all be different if I'd wear slacks instead of a skirt, wouldn't
it."
"Why do you always throw the cross-dressing in my face?" she asked.
"It's like this big defense mechanism. Whenever I try to get close
to you...you seem to use it to drive me away. You did it when we
first had dinner - thinking that it would scare me off. You're
using it to get out of joining my family and me for Thanksgiving
dinner. You probably used it to lose your motorcycle training job."
"What do you know about that?"
"How unobservant do you think I am? A blind person would realize
that you and Tim were at each other's throats during that course.
What did you say? ‘Tim - I cross dress - what are you going to do
about it?' Or was it some other stupid holier-than-thou stance?
I stood silent before her. ~Was this her way to get to know me
better, or did she see through me? ~
"Tim and I have fundamental differences and I chose not to follow
his mandate."
"So I'm correct - it was a holier-than-thou stance."
"Says you."
"So what's it going to be -- Thanksgiving dinner with me, or
sitting at home alone with your alleged principles?"
***
I watched parts of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade while
dressing for the dinner at the Collins's house. She'd said that
there would be in excess of twenty-five people consisting of
friends and family. I chuckled as Santa ended the parade, thinking
that my opportunity to smoke a cigar and sip brandy in the game
room with her father and friends would end the parade that would be
my day.
Uneasiness grew as I drove to the house. My experiences with the
rich had been limited to brief encounters at the dealership and
many of those discussions had bordered on hostile. Their
frustrations with the overly computerized micro-processed cars
brought out hidden traits. On many occasions I empathized with
them. Cars costing in excess of six figures shouldn't spend as much
time in the shop as they'd experienced.
The guard at the gatehouse recognized me and granted passage. The
doorman greeted me while the valet drove off with my car. Upon
entering the foyer Margaret greeted me. Chambers took my coat while
she gasped. I chose to wear a men's tuxedo with patent leather
men's shoes.
"Don't you look handsome," she exclaimed.
"I'm here."
"Come with me," she said after a playful slap upon the cheek. "I
want to introduce you to my parents."
As we walked arm-in-arm through the foyer and into the great room
she pulled me close and said, "Thank you."
The great room had been decorated for the occasion and the house
staff wore first Thanksgiving pilgrim garb. A tray steeped with
champagne glasses had been presented to Margaret and me. We took
our drinks and headed toward her parents.
As we made our way across the room I took note of the string
quartet as they performed some form of chamber music. I wondered if
the violin player would have felt better scorching her instrument
with a Charlie Daniels or a Stephan Grapelli tune.
"Dan I'd like you to meet my father, Horace, and my mother, Grace.
Dan taught the boys and me how to ride motorcycles this past
summer."
I couldn't determine if the sparkle in Margaret's eyes was from
standing next to me, the champagne, or from pride in her parents.
Horace Collins was one of the riches men in the country, the son of
a sole practitioner small town lawyer who set out to build a major,
influential, law firm. Not satisfied with the law, he branched out
into accounting and consulting. Using the law and accounting as a
base, he ventured into investment and merchant banking with offices
in New York, London, Tokyo, Paris, and Berlin.
"A pleasure to meet you, sir," I said, mustering a firm handshake
to match his. "Your daughter and grandsons were excellent
students."
I shook the offered hand of his wife as well. She too had a firm
handshake. I held back laughter as I recalled Margaret's comment
about her mother's bridge playing friends.
"My daughter can be a challenge at times. There had been no logical
reason for her to learn to ride those wretched motorcycles with the
boys, but she put it in her head that she had to do it," he said,
giving me one of those pat on the elbow approval gestures.
"She did a good job," I responded. "A little cautious a times, but
that's a good thing."
Margaret chimed in. "I was awful."
"It was silly," Mrs. Collins said. "You competing with that
wretched ex-husband of yours for the affection of the children."
"Mother, please ... not now. Dan doesn't need to hear about that.
Come, Dan. I'd like you to meet some of the other guests."
"Where are the boys? I'd like to say hello."
"They're in the home theatre watching football. I'll get them."
"Leave them alone -- I'll say hello later on."
We again joined arms and headed toward the French doors that opened
to the patio. The weather didn't permit they be opened, but the
loss hadn't caused overcrowding. I felt her leg against mine and it
started to arouse me. The un-comfortable-ness of the tuxedo coupled
with an erection became hellacious.
"I'd like to introduce you to Preston Donaldson. He manages
Father's New York office."
"Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Donaldson," I said once again mustering
a strong handshake.
I'd met the Ivy League second son years ago while employed at
Drexel, Burnham, and Lambert as an arbitrager. He'd been a recent
Wharton graduate and his dad got him the job as a budding young
trainee in exchange for transferring seven figures into an
investment account. Preston immediately established himself as a
consummate ass kisser. After landing himself in the position of the
last man on a deal team, he worked his way up the ladder with his
dad and brother's political help. He jumped ship when the
Securities and Exchange Commission closed in, as cracks appeared in
the junk bond market and insider-trading scandals began popping up.
Once again his dad's money saved him, but he had dirt on his shoes
and cuffs.
I went down with the Drexel ship. Despite being clean -- arbitrage
was unethical, but not illegal -- my Wall Street days ended. The
mere mention of the name Drexel raised doubt.
He bungled his way around the industry and then, after his dad
died, used his brother's influence with Horace Collins to land a
job. Hoping that he wouldn't recognize me, I didn't relish a trip
down a not-so-pleasant memory lane.
"Call me Preston. Aren't you the car jockey that Horace was telling
me about?" he asked trying to belittle me.
"Yes... ah... Preston," I responded trying not to show that his
question disturbed me. "I work at the car dealership."
"Be nice Preston -- I'll leave you two to talk. I want to say hello
to Stewart Long," Margaret said excusing herself.
"Nice piece of ass," he said as she walked across the room. "By the
way, where did you rent your tuxedo?"
I ignored his question and comment choosing instead to sip some
champagne and hold myself back from spitting it in his face.
"I'll bet her lips feel like velvet when she sucks your Johnson."
"I beg your pardon?" I asked, using my eyes to drill a hole through
his heart.
Sensing my anger, he excused himself.
"Dopey bastard," I mumbled as he took his leave.
The quartet played Bach as I eavesdropped on the conversations that
swirled about me.
The BMW owners Bitch, Moaned, and Whined away about their precious
cars while the Lexus, Acura, and Infinity owners regaled listeners
with tales of quality and fit. The Mercedes owners mourned the
merger with Chrysler as two Rich Urban Bikers quoted passages from
the text of the Harley-Davidson biker creed.
When the testosterone level rose to boiling point, I made my way to
the freestanding bar to escape it. I exchanged my champagne for
Jack Daniels.
Once standing at the quiet safety of the bar I surveyed the grounds
through a nearby window. Swimming pool, tennis, basketball,
racquet, and squash courts, caretaker's cottage and a guesthouse
dotted the landscape. It all seemed vaguely wasteful. Toys without
playmates ... playmates without toys. It seemed they were toys for
the sake of toys, there because someone could afford them, nothing
more. A perfect example of wealth without purpose.
Margaret joined me.
"Having a good time?"
"So far," I mumbled. "This is new and strange to me."
"Relax," she said, kissing my cheek and nibbling my ear. "Father
thinks you're nice and Mother thinks you're cute."
"And what do you think?"
"I think you're hot." She kissed me with the passion that had been
shown when we our lips first met. I could grow comfortable with her
kisses as they frightened and excited me.
After our kiss I'd noticed that Preston had observed our actions.
His look expressed disgust and envy. Envy that she hadn't kissed
him and disgust because she'd kissed me.
It appeared that he hadn't changed over the years. The buzz on him
had been that he'd been prone to temper tantrums if a deal hadn't
closed or if things had gone wrong with his latest conquest. I
controlled my emotions when he'd made those comments about Margaret
and my suit in fear of a physical confrontation. My tolerance for
sophomoric language would probably crumble should he voice an
additional comment.
Chambers announced the start of dinner causing the family and
guests to make their way to the dining room. Margaret and I took
our seats at the right hand of the Father while Sean and Jason took
seats at the left hand of their grandmother.
"Hi, Dan," Jason exclaimed. "That foot pivot thing you showed me
during training really works. Thanks."
"Good for you," I answered quite pleased with my performance as a
trainer. "It's a road racing technique. Keep in mind it's not
always used in street riding."
"Oh I know, but it really looks cool."
I smiled at him as I sipped some of my refreshed Jack Daniels.
"Hello, Sean," I said trying to get some kind of response from the
morose teenager.
"Well I see that you did get to sniff my mother's seat."
"Sean," his mother and grandmother exclaimed.
"Happy Thanksgiving to you, too, Sean," I said after downing the
remainder of my drink and reaching for the now filled wine glass.
The meal could have been considered the traditional Thanksgiving
dinner: turkey, goose, ham, pheasant, venison, and a variety of
vegetables coupled with various types of potatoes.
The dinner would be quite different from the ones of my youth. The
Collins's guests remained seated as each course had been served.
The holiday meals of my past resembled barnyard feeding frenzies.
Platters of food would be placed on a kitchen counter or an
auxiliary table and family members would rush to them with plates
in hand and scoop gobs of food upon them. In polite circles it
would be called buffet style, but in my family it would be a race
to the trough. "In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, the
one who eats the fastest gets the most. Over the teeth and through
the gums, look out stomach -- here it comes."
Guests at the Collins's house chewed their food with utensils
placed on their plate while my relatives used them to point in
weapon like fashion and talked with their mouths full or with food
falling out along with the words they spoke. Dare to put a utensil
on a plate during the meals of my childhood and risk losing one's
plate, as it had been the signal that one had completed the feeding
process.
They called the soup "wedding soup," but from my childhood it had
been called escarole soup, holiday soup, or tiny meatball soup.
Despite longing for a bowl of freshly made pasta buried in tomato
sauce and fresh grated parmesan cheese with hot and sweat sausages,
meatballs, and a chunk of fresh baked Italian bread, I enjoyed the
meal.
There was a break in the meal between dinner and desert as the
guests rested and digested.
As I sipped the remainder of my dinner wine in the relative quiet
of the home theatre room, Preston approached.
"Dan, you look familiar," he stated as his eyes examined me from
head to toe.
"That's not likely Preston," I said, turning my face away from him
hoping that he wouldn't recognize me.
"You know Dan -- when you get tired of Margaret - I'll take your
sloppy seconds," he said with randy eyes.
"Excuse me," I said as I placed the thumb of my right hand under
his chin. I lifted, and his head arched back. "Make one more
comment like that about Margaret, and I'll render you dickless like
your hero Milkin."
I released him and watched as he staggered back into the great
room. I'd made a mistake with the Milkin comment as it would
probably aid him in identifying me.
The diners reconvened to savor dessert. Pumpkin, pecan, apple,
peach, and cherry pies covered the table along with an assortment
of fresh fruits and nuts. The dessert wine flowed, as did the
espresso, anisette, amaretto, and ouzo.
After dessert, the moment that I'd been waiting for arrived --
brandy and cigars with father. The men made their way to the game
room to enjoy smuggled in Cuban cigars and snifters of Courvoisier,
Grand Marnier, and Remy Martin. The congregation had gathered
around the pool table to further discuss business, sports, cars,
and politics.
Preston made his way across the room shaking hands and backslapping
anyone close enough not to take exception.
"I figured it out, Dan," he said taking hold of my elbow.
Trying not to show boredom I asked, "Figured out what?"
"Where I know you from. It must have been twenty - twenty-five
years ago. You were an arbitrager at Drexel, Burnham, and Lambert.
Weren't you the guy who wore women's clothing to work one day and
got dismissed because of it?" He nodded. "Uh huh. Right before the
boat went down, wasn't it?"
"Some of us tried to keep things going for the sake of our clients,
but you're right -- that was me." I chuckled, trying to diffuse his
comment with humor.
"I could keep it quiet, if you know what I mean."
"Let me see if I understand you," I said in a tone just above a
whisper. "You'll keep quiet the fact that I cross-dress. What's the
quid quo pro?"
"Margaret," he said with a devilish grin.
"Hmm," I grumbled and thought for a minute. "Tell you what. Let's
gather everyone around so you can announce to all that I'm a cross-
dresser. Then I'll announce to everyone here that you called her
sloppy seconds and a nice piece of ass -- oh, and you thought the
touch of her mouth and lips on your Johnson would feel like velvet.
Then after the announcement, I'll reach down your throat and rip
out what passes for your heart."
Preston became dead in the water.
"What's it going to take to keep you quiet?"
"Nothing at all, Preston. The ball is in your hand," I said handing
him the nine-ball that sat alone on the pool table. "You talk -- I
talk. You dummy up -- I dummy up. You see Preston, I could give a
rat's ass who knows what I wear, or when - but for the sake of
today's festivities, I'd just as soon not go there."
"What's going on in here?" Margaret said in questioning tones as
she entered the room and looking upon Preston's drawn face.
"Oh nothing," I said putting my arm around his shoulders. "Preston
and I were discussing which BMW motorcycle would go with his BMW
car. Isn't that right Preston, old buddy?"
"Excuse me I have to talk to Stewart Long about sharing in a
possible loan transaction," Preston said lifting my arm from his
shoulder and stepping away.
"That didn't look like any kind of friendly chat. Are you going to
tell me or do I have to tickle it out of you?" she said while
reaching under my jacket to stroke my ribs. "Come with me, there's
dancing in the great room."
"No, not yet. I've waited all day to smoke this cigar. It's loaded
with testosterone and I need all I can get. I have to catch up with
Preston and the others."
"Give me that thing," she demanded while wrestling the cigar from
my hand. After taking a few puffs from it and then a sip from my
brandy snifter, "If I have to kiss a mouth that tastes like a sewer
- you'll have to as well."
She crushed out the cigar, put the snifter on the pool table,
linked her arm in mine, and then pulled us into the great room.
The musicians had switched to danceable music and many of the
guests had begun to stumble through a waltz. We joined them. I
reveled in holding her as we danced.
"This is nice," I whispered.
"What really went on between you and Preston?"
"Preston was going to tell everyone that I cross-dress." I felt her
body tense. "His intent was to humiliate me in front of you, your
parents, the boys, and the guests. He wants to date you so he
figured if you knew the truth about me, it would cause a break up,
and then he could step in."
"And what did you do?"
"He's not an altar boy. I reminded him of a few things from his
past."
"Do you know him?"
"We'd met in a former life."
"Really? Where from?"
"He and I spent some time at Drexel, Burnham and Lambert before it
collapsed. Family ties kept him relatively clean while I stayed to
turn out the lights and close the door when it ended. I'd almost
made it to the end when it all seemed so false to me. To add a bit
of integrity, I went to work cross-dressed."
"How did that work out for you?"
"I don't work on Wall Street, do I?"
She placed her head on my shoulder as we danced. We didn't speak
all that much and her grip on me softened.
It killed me to have her worried about someone exposing me. I'd
gotten by that years ago and had expected more from her.
Between tunes Preston approached.
"Margaret," he asked. "Care to switch partners for the next dance?"
She agreed and I chuckled thinking about the double meaning of his
invitation while taking my leave.
From the safety of the potted palm I watched as they danced. They
talked, smiled, and then laughed. I hoped that I would have another
opportunity to dance and hold her. Jason and Sean took turns
dancing with her, as did her father. Beneath the trappings of
wealth beat the heart of a family. ~ Could this motorcycle riding,
car humping cross-dresser find a spot in a well-to-do family? ~
Later, Preston took up a position next to me.
"She is a beauty isn't she?" he asked, as we both watched her dance
with Stewart Long.
"Uh huh - that she is," I answered, wondering why he suddenly
switched from passing off-color remarks to compliments. I didn't
trust him and feared that his history of unpredictability would in
some way cause her harm.
"Dan ... we could be friends."
"At what cost?" I asked with suspicion.
"No cost at all." He looked me square in the eye. "I know that you
know what I did with -- and for -- Milken. I was a half step away
from an indictment by the SEC and a huge fine or jail time.
Everyone on the street knew the deal my lawyers worked out."
"Uh huh. You sang and Milken took a mini-bath."
He nodded. "What's in the past, is in the past." He extended his
hand again. "Let's try to be friends, okay?"
Margaret joined us before I could answer.
"Are you two at it again?" she asked.
"It's just ended. Right, Preston?" I shook his hand.
"Right you are. My lips are sealed."
Something about the way he said that left me uneasy. My cross-
dressing wasn't on a par with bilking widows out of their
retirement. He'd managed to make me feel like a co-criminal.
~Further, why should I trust someone who had blatantly broke his
fiduciary responsibility to so many by selling them junk bonds that
were worthless? ~
"You know what, Preston . . . Margaret," I flatly stated, "I'm no
damn good operating with a sword hanging over my head." I raised my
voice. "Everyone, could I have your attention." Every eye in the
room swung to me. All those Collins who had become important to me
smiled.
"Honesty is important to me. I don't know any other way to live.
Preston here was going to tell you all that I'm a cross-dresser."
Several of the men laughed.
"And he'd be right."
All the smiles faded.
"That's my lifestyle and no one is going to make me feel inferior
for living it."
I set down my glass on a tray provided by the quick thinking
Chambers, and then walked toward the door.
"How could you," Margaret called after me. "There's a time and
place, and this was neither."
***
Annie popped her head out from behind her apartment door as I made
my way up the flights of stairs.
"That's a different look," she said gazing upon my tuxedo-encased
body.
"Yeah, I guess."
"What's wrong? You look like someone just took a dump in your soup.
Come on in and tell me about it over a cup of tea."
"Do you remember the woman who comes over here every once in a
while - the one who I went to dinner with?"
"No, but go ahead."
"She invited me to Thanksgiving dinner and the whole thing blew
up."
"Wait - don't tell me - you stood up over the after dinner drinks
and told one and all that you're a cross dresser."
"Yeah, something like that."
She sipped her tea and then began to laugh. "Well at least you're
consistent. You ruined your motorcycle training career because you
thought everyone was doing it wrong and your way was the only way,
then you did the same thing with this woman. She probably likes
you, but you figured out a way to put an end to it by demanding
everyone look at life from the same side that you do."
***
Fall became winter, and New Years Eve followed Christmas. There'd
been parties, but I'd decided against attending any. The holiday
spirit hadn't arrived.
On New Years day, dressed in a red cashmere sweater, black calf
length pleated wool skirt, two-inch heeled black knee high boots,
my ever faithful fedora, and a toggle coat, I walked along the snow
lined hiking paths in the town park. Snow threatened, but it had
yet to break the silence of the day.
As I walked along, thoughts of Margaret entered my mind. She'd
never understand why I believed motorcycle training had become
dangerous. Nor would she understand why I detested the quid-quo-pro
game and those who lived by it. She called it a defense mechanism
to drive people away. I called it morality.
The deeper I walked into the park, the quieter it became. The sound
of residual leaves crashing to the ground, the footsteps of a
wayward squirrel, and the puffing of the down of the chickadees
occasionally broke the silence. At times I could hear myself
breathing.
The silence had been broken by faint human moans. I followed the
sound to a partly covered body making slight leg movements.
Carefully lifting the tarp from the body laying face down in the
snow, I knelt down to further examine it. She was clothed in a
black taffeta half slip, bra, and torn pantyhose and might have
been a hooker who stole from her pimp. After rolling her over, a
chill went down my spine. I was looking at the face of Margaret's
son, Sean.
I struggled to get him to his feet, and then carried him to my car.
With the heat turned to full warm thoughts of what to do next
filled me. When we arrived at my apartment building it took all of
my now depleted strength to carry him up the four flights of steps
to the apartment and to place him on my bed.
I slowly began to undress him. With my Dutch oven filled with warm
water, I began to wipe his face and body with a washrag. Track
marks were on his right arm, but no other forms of physical harm
could be detected.
He fell into and out of consciousness as I bathed him. In
anticipation of him awakening, I warmed a can of chicken broth for
him to at least attempt to sip.
With the little first aid training I possessed, it appeared that
the drugs hadn't overly affected his breathing and heart rate.
While half watching his condition, I telephoned the Collins's
mansion.
"Collins's residence. May I help you," Chambers's voice echoed.
"Chambers, it's Dan Hudson," I said trying not to sound anxious or
excited. "May I speak with Ms. Collins?"
"Ms. Collins and the family are in the midst of dinner," his frosty
voice answered.
"It's rather important. Could you interrupt? I'll not take too much
of her time."
While waiting for Margaret to pick up the telephone my complete
attention focused on the now awake, but groggy Sean.
"What could you possibly want Dan?"
"Sean is here in my apartment."
"Sean? Why is. . . ?"
"I found him partly covered with a tarp in Nichols Park."
"What! I'll. . . ."
"Some one shot him up with drugs. He's barely awake now, but I'm
not sure for how much longer."
"I'll be right over."
"If you know a friendly doctor, bring him along."
Just hearing her voice took me back, despite the circumstances.
"...and she keeps calling me back again...."
As I hung up the telephone's receiver, Sean tried to rise from my
bed.
"Hold on buddy, you're not fit to move just yet."
"Where am I?" he asked in panic.
"Remember me?" I whispered. "Dan Hudson. You're in my apartment. I
found you in the park."
He laid back down, too weak to struggle or sit up.
"Have some soup," I said still whispering. "It'll help to warm you
up. Be careful, it's hot."
I spoon-fed him some of the soup before he gagged.
"Can you take some more?"
He shook his head.
"How did you end up in Nichols Park; and why were you wearing
women's undergarments?"
He turned his head away from me as tears formed. I re-arranged his
blankets, and then left him to have his cry.
I took a chair from my kitchen, placed it next to the bed, and then
took a seat closer to him to better observe his condition. He'd
stopped fading in and out of consciousness so any immediate danger
had passed, but he continued to cry. Not uncontrollable sobs -
quiet, barely audible moans.
Between the time I called and when Margaret knocked at the door, it
had grown dark. I switched on the kitchen light, unlocked the
apartment door, and then let my guests enter.
She burst through the door.
"Where is he?"
"In there," I mumbled, motioning to the bedroom.
She stood over her son for a moment and then took a seat in the
chair that I'd placed next to the bed. She picked up his hand,
kissed it, and then held it to her forehead. Tears flowed
uncontrollably.
"Dr. Helen Vickers," Margaret's companion said extending a hand
while examining my manner of dress. "You were at the Collins's for
Thanksgiving Dinner, weren't you?"
"I found him while walking through the park earlier today," I said
ignoring her loaded question. "The only physical marks on his body
had been some track marks. I fed him some broth and...."
"Let me take a look. I'm Margaret's therapist as well as her
doctor."
I stepped aside as she entered the room. She sent Margaret out to
join me in the kitchen while she examined Sean.
"Care for some tea?" I asked as she threw herself down on one of
the kitchen chairs.
"He told me that he and Jason went skiing."
"I thought about bringing him to a hospital, but thought better of
it."
"You did the right thing."
"You can leave him here until he's strong enough to be moved. He's
in pretty bad shape."
I tried to relax her a bit by massaging her shoulders and neck.
Both were tense.
"I'm not sure what he's taken without a blood test," Dr. Vickers
said re-entering the kitchen. "I'll call my assistant to bring over
some instruments to draw blood. In the meantime, I think that it's
best to leave him here."
The doctor went back in the bedroom to further tend to Sean while
Margaret and I sipped tea.
"How much has he been able to tell you?" I asked.
"Nothing," she sobbed. "He's asleep."
"I found him wearing these," I said while handing her the slip,
bra, and torn pantyhose.
She dropped her head and once again began an uncontrollable cry.
The doctor's assistant arrived and joined the doctor in the
bedroom. After drawing four vials of blood, a swab of urine and a
sample from his rectum, the assistant left.
"I should have an idea of what he took by early tomorrow afternoon.
In the meantime we'll monitor his condition," Dr. Vickers said.
We three took turns sitting by his side and wiping perspiration
from his body. When Margaret took her turn, Dr. Vickers joined me
at my kitchen table for cup with tea.
"At what age did you start cross-dressing?" she asked.
"Quite frankly it's none of your business," I huffed. "The patient
is in the other room and not at this table."
"I'm not trying to treat or understand you, but Margaret showed me
what he'd been wearing when you found him."
"I doubt that there might be any similarities between him and me.
Don't you think that you're jumping the gun? We should let Sean
tell us what happened before you start thinking of a manner of
treatment."
Sean had a restless night and the three of us took turns taking
whore showers to freshen up until the light of dawn shown through
my kitchen window. A knock at the door announced the arrival of
Jason.
"Where's Sean," he shouted as he entered the room.
"He's in there," I said gesturing to the bedroom.
He slowly approached the room and entered. I watched as he greeted
his mom with a kiss. He looked down at his sleeping brother and
started to cry.
"Mom," he said through tears and sobs. "We lied. We didn't want to
ski. We wanted to hang out with friends."
The room grew silent. I watched from the kitchen with Dr. Vickers
as a mother and brother quietly tried to cope with the situation
that lay before them.
"He appears stable so I'll be leaving," Dr. Vickers said. "We'll
know more when we receive the test results. In the meantime, give
him these when he awakens. They'll aid in what appears to be
withdrawal."
She handed me a package of tablets.
"Take my car," Margaret said as she handed her keys to Dr. Vickers,
leaving Jason in the bedroom with his brother. "I'll not be needing
it."
Margaret tended the sleeping Sean while Jason joined me at the
kitchen table.
"Can you show me where you found him?" Jason asked.
"Perhaps later. Let's make sure that Sean is resting quietly before
we go wandering around."
We joined his mother in the bedroom as Sean began to stir.
"Hey you three. What's going on?" he asked through the haze of
legal and illegal drugs and sleep.
"How are you feeling?" I asked.
"Like hell."
Margaret tried to speak, but couldn't form words through her tears.
Jason stood motionless.
"Would you mind if I spoke to him alone?" I asked.
She nodded and left the room with Jason in tow as I took a seat in
the chair close to the bed.
"She's a bit un-done by what's happened. When you're ready, we'll
talk, okay."
While waiting for him to speak, I wiped his brow with a damp cloth
from the oft-replenished Dutch oven, and then re-arranging the
blankets and comforter.
"We were supposed to be skiing at the vacation house," he said with
hoarse tones. "We stayed behind and spent Christmas week at my
roommate's house. We'd been partying, drinking beer, smoking some
pot, and doing a little coke. We went to his friend's place to
party and get more stuff. I was pretty wasted when this girl asked
me if I really want to fly. I said okay, and then she took out this
stuff and a syringe. She put a candle under some aluminum foil, put
some liquid in the syringe, whacked on the vein in my arm, and then
injected me. I got all warm and just laid there. I woke up a bit
and asked for more."
"How long did this go on?"
"I don't know," he struggled. "Couple of days maybe. It could have
been all week."
I gently lifted his right arm and attempted to count the needle
marks. I counted four including the one that caused the bruise.
"How did you end up in the park and how did you end up wearing
women's lingerie?" I carefully asked.
"I don't remember."
He turned away and fell silent.
"We'll talk some more when you feel up to it."
I wiped his brow, tended to his blankets, and then left the room.
I re-joined his mother and brother who'd been seated in the kitchen
and informed them about the partying. She bowed her head, and then
composed herself.
Margaret placed her hand under Jason's chin and lifted his head to
look in his eyes and asked, "Did you know that Sean drank and took
drugs?"
"Yes Mom," he muttered. "We both drink and take drugs. We stayed in
town with his roommate to party at some guy's apartment with him
and his girlfriend."
"Who's Sean's roommate?" Margaret asked while taking hold of his
hand. "Do you mean Andy?"
"No, Andy's out of town. I don't know this one. He just started at
the school. His first day was after the Thanksgiving recess. I met
him when we went to his house."
Margaret buckled at the knees and collapsed onto the floor. I
helped her to her feet, and then back into the chair.
"Margaret," I said lifting her chin with my hand. "It's not your
fault. Kids experiment. This could have happened at the vacation
house. For that matter, it could have happened in his bedroom at
the mansion, or in the garage. It's in their nature to try things."
"I hope that he's not addicted," she sobbed.
"The junk will be out of his system in three or four days," I
cautioned. "That's the easy part. If he's become psychologically
addicted the three of you will have a long road to travel."
She began uncontrollable sobs. Jason and I did our best to comfort
her, but to no avail. The parental demons that lurked within her
would be beyond our expertise.
Margaret's cell phone sounded.
I heard one side of the conversation, but managed to piece it
together. Dr. Vickers confirmed what Sean had told me. It also
confirmed that there had been traces of semen in his rectum.
He'd had sex and took drugs, but it hadn't answered the question of
how he ended up in the park or the clothes. When Sean was ready to
talk we'd know the answers.
When I re-entered the bedroom Sean had awakened.
"It's time for a pill. Do you want it with the soup or with some
juice? I asked.
"Juice," he said with a stronger voice.
After feeding him, wiping his brow, and straightening his hair, I
removed the blankets and then handed him my floral print velour
cloth robe.
"Come on get up. Let's walk around the apartment and get that body
moving. It'll do you good."
After helping him with the robe, we at first walked around the bed
and then headed out to the kitchen. His brother joined us and the
three of us made our way around the apartment. I signaled Jason to
allow him to attempt walking alone. He managed a few steps before
his left knee buckled. He saved himself from the fall and managed
to continue to walk.
"That's enough for now," I said, while guiding him back to the bed.
"We'll walk some more later on."
His mother, brother, and I took seats in the chairs that paralleled
each side of the bed.
"We were all sitting around really stoned," Sean said. "The girl
started to kiss me and jerk me off." Margaret dropped her head and
held it with her left hand. "I remember her saying that I had a
nice body -- a girl's body. She laughed and said she wanted to have
a look. The last thing I remember before losing it was my roommate
saying something about screwing the new bitch."
His mother left the room and closed the door, no longer able to
control her emotions.
Jason left the room to comfort her.
Sean continued. "The next thing that I remember is waking up here."
"Get some sleep. I'll go see to your mother."
"Could you ask her to come back in?"
I motioned for her. Jason followed.
"Do you want me to leave?" I asked.
"No stay," all three said in unison.
"Mom," he said. "I'm sorry that I lied to you. I'm sorry for the
taunting, the yelling, my behavior toward Dan, and the accusations
about your love life ... everything."
"I deserved some of it," she said while bending down to hold him in
her arms and kiss his cheek and brow while Jason held his left
hand. "After the divorce, I forgot how to be a parent. I tried to
become one again when we went to the motorcycle training, but by
that time it was too late."
"It's not too late, Mom," he said. "Maybe Dan and Dr. Vickers and
Jason can help."
Mother and her two sons looked at me with hopeful tear filled eyes.
"We'll see about me," I said. "What's important is that the three
of you work it out with Dr. Vickers help.
I left them to be alone -- wanting to bathe -- as I'd grown quite
ripe. While showering, I couldn't get the vision of the three of
them out of my mind. So rich ... so helpless. And looking to me to
help them.
After my shower, I dressed in a black sweater dress and stiletto
boots, then sat at the table to sip yet another cup of tea.
Jason joined me leaving his mother with his brother. "Do you feel
like showing me where you found Sean? I vaguely remember the party
location had been near a park."
"Let's tell your mother that we're going out." We walked into the
bedroom and found a sobbing mother and a sleeping teenaged boy.
"Will you be okay by yourself?"
"I'll be fine."
***
Jason and I got into my car and headed off to the park.
We walked along the path in search of a possible clue as to how
Sean got there. Approaching the spot where I'd found him, the tarp
lay untouched. We looked around not knowing what to look for.
"Dan," he said. "Take a look at this."
"What?"
"This," he said pointing at the snow near the tarp. "What does this
look like?"
"Looks like someone dragged something."
"Let's follow it and see where it goes."
We followed the marks through the calf deep snow. Jason moved
through the snow much faster than I due in part to his youth and to
him not wearing a calf length sweater dress and stiletto boots. The
marks led us to an aging garden apartment complex and its parking
lot.
Jason paused for a moment to get his bearings while I attempted to
catch my breath.
"This place looks familiar," he said while surveying his
surroundings. "Let's walk around."
We made our way around to the front of the building and walked
along the sidewalk that ran parallel to the apartment doors.
"That one," he said, pointing toward the door of apartment twelve.
"You knock on the door and when they open it we'll crash it," I
said.
With fear in his voice he said, "Okay"
He knocked on the door and we both heard numerous locks un-latch.
When the door opened we rushed it and knocked the resident to the
floor. I stuck my stiletto-heeled boot onto his chest to keep him
down while Jason grabbed the now advancing girl by the arm. A third
person lay on the couch too wasted to be a problem.
I picked the guy up off the floor and threw him against the wall.
He seemed to be about twenty years old.
"Did you shoot up Sean Collins?" I demanded.
"Who?" he asked, still half-asleep.
"The kid that you left for dead under the tarp in the park."
"I told you not to shoot him up," he shouted at the girl across the
room, where Jason held her at bay.
"Answer me, you little shit," I shouted, banging his head against
the wall.
"Yeah, we gave him some stuff, what of it?"
"Who dressed him in the women's clothing?" I demanded.
"She did. She gets off on it. Her pants are probably wet from
looking at you."
Torn between beating my captive senseless and doing nothing, I
lowered him to the floor and left him in a seated position.
"See if you can find your brother's clothes, and then let's get out
of here before the police get wind of this."
***
We headed back through the park and to my car. We drove in silence
for a bit.
"You were with Sean when this all happened, weren't you?" I asked.
"Sean's roommate, the guy laying on the couch, said that his friend
could fix us up. We went to the apartment to buy stuff, party a
little, and then we were going to leave. That girl started to come
on to Sean. That's when he asked me to leave because he wanted to
get laid."
"What did you do then?"
"I took off. Sean told me to come back in an hour or so to pick him
up. When I came back no one was around."
"What did you do then?"
He started to cry as he spoke.
"I went to his friend's house thinking that they'd come back on
their own."
"Where were you when your mom called?"
"At his friend's house," he mumbled.
We drove on for a time in silence.
"You didn't leave when Sean was having sex, did you?" I asked.
"No," he mumbled. "I was there. I saw what the girl did to Sean and
what his roommate and the other guy did. I got scared and ran away.
I didn't want them to do it to me."
"You feel like you let your brother down -- not defending him or
fighting for him."
"Yeah."
***
Jason and I returned to the apartment and found Sean sitting up in
bed with his mother feeding him.
"Where did you two head off to?" she asked.
"We had to take care of something," I answered. "Jason, why don't
you take your mom to get something to eat. She needs a break and
some fresh air. I'll stay with Sean."
"That's a good idea," Margaret said sounding much more composed
than when we'd left her.
Jason and his mother left the apartment while Sean and I sat
together.
"Were you and Jason trading sex for drugs?" I whispered my
question.
"I was. Jason wasn't."
"You have all the money in the world; why would you do something
like that?"
"It's not about the money," he said turning his face away from me.
"Sex for drugs took care of everything without money."
"How did you end up in the women's clothing?"
I fought back my anger with him. A kid with everything going for
him. Money, brains, good looks, a family of sorts and he throws it
away on drugs.
"She'd only do me if I wore them," he said while trying to restrain
tears.
"How long has this been going on?"
"Couple of months."
"When did you start the main lining?"
"This was the first time -- it was mostly pot and coke before."
Hoping that Jason's drug use hadn't reached the level of Sean's I
asked, "How dirty is Jason?"
"Pot, but that's about it. What are you going to tell my mom?"
"Nothing. That's up to you and Jason."
"Could I ask you something?" he asked, as his throat grew thick.
"Go ahead."
"Could you please help me?"
I patted him on his head and rearranged his blankets. "Try and get
some sleep. Your mother and brother should be back soon."
Dr. Vickers, Margaret, and Jason returned to the apartment shortly
after Sean and I finished our conversation. Dr. Vickers examined
Sean, deemed him strong enough to be moved, and then called for a
private ambulance to transport him to a de-tox and family
counseling clinic.
I declined the offer to accompany them choosing to clean up the
carnage that had been left behind by the Collins's family tornado.
Thoughts that I should've left the kid to die crossed my mind along
with Margaret's words that fate brought us together. ~Would I get
swallowed up in the Collins's malaise of a family if I agreed to
help with Sean's recovery? ~ My worry caused me to pour myself a
glass of wine.
***
One blustery evening, as I sat sipping wine in the darkness of my
apartment reviewing the events of New Years Day and the day after,
my thoughts became broken by a knock at the door. I hadn't been
expecting anyone. For that matter there'd hardly ever been knocks
at the door.
"Margaret," I said as I opened the door. "What brings you here?"
"May I come in?" she asked.
"Sure."
I stepped aside to allow her entrance to the apartment.
"I never had the opportunity to properly thank you for helping us."
I nodded, but didn't encourage.
"The boys are asking for you, especially Sean. He wants to see you,
and you and I have some unfinished business."
"Unfinished business? Not likely."
"Boy, you're dense."
"Dense? Me, dense? What about you?"
"The boys and I, especially me, want to have a relationship with
you. We want your participation in helping Sean. He likes and
trusts you and I think I love you."
"You'll love me only if I change."
"You really are pig-headed. You hide behind the smoke and mirrors,
thinking everyone wants you to change, but it's you who won't give
anyone else a break. You think that you're so superior."
She left.
~Who the hell did she think she'd been speaking to? I'd managed to
live this long without her sage advice and I'll manage to eek out a
few more years before they nail the lid shut. ~
***
I walked the snow lined paths of the park that led to the partly
frozen lake feeding bits of stale bread to the wayward birds and
squirrels along the way. The silence had been broken by the sound
of Jason's voice.
"Dan," he called. "May I talk to you?"
"What do you want?" I growled.
"Sean's out of the hospital and is back in school. We go to
sessions with Dr. Vickers as a family and as individuals. Mom cries
a lot when the three of us are together. She keeps saying its all
her fault for what's happened despite us telling her that it isn't.
Sean asks for you all of the time."
"You don't need me there. It's a family matter and I'm not family."
"You saved my brother's life, so to me that makes you family."
"We have different definitions of family."
He stood in front of me hands on hips and leaning forward to invade
my space. "You know, I thought you were really cool. I loved the
way that you helped my mom learn to ride, the way you goofed on Tim
without him knowing it, the way you took care of Sean, and the way
you took it upon yourself to go to those drug guys, but by choosing
to ignore us when we could use your help the most, you proved to us
that you're nothing but a fool."
"Are you done?"
"No. My mom told me about when she came to visit with you. As smart
as you think you are, you're really dumb. She can't stop thinking
about you. She's got a real thing about you, and what do you do?
You blow her off like she's nothing, and then hide behind the fact
that everyone who doesn't think like you is stupid. You're the
stupid one."
***
After my encounter with Jason, I made my way home with five gallons
of kerosene in hand. The cold flat had grown colder when the fire
had gone out in the stove. With the fire going and the cast iron
warming, the chill of the room subsided.
~All screwed up with every place to go. ~ The Collins family would
have to learn that money, fame, power, and fringe friends don't
make a life. I pitied them because they couldn't see through the
fog that the only thing that mattered was contentment -- just being
who you are.
As I sat at my kitchen table circling the rim of my teacup with my
finger, my daydream ended with a knock at the door. I hoped that it
wouldn't be another Collins.
"It's open," I said.
"Hey Dan," Annie said as she entered the apartment with a notebook
in one hand and half of an apple pie in the other. "I wrote a play
for my theatre class and I'd like you take a look at it. The last
time you helped out with one of my projects I received an ‘A.'"
"Sure what's it about."
"The assignment was to write a play using Greek Tragedy as a basis.
The hero's hubris pulls him down time after time."
"Hubris?"
"Excessive pride. In the Greek myths it usually results in harsh
punishment."
"I'll give it a shot, but I don't know much about literature. That
paper I helped you with was for Economics."
"It doesn't matter. Just read it and tell me if it makes sense."
"Okay, I'll read it later."
"No, read it now, please? If you have any edits or suggestions I
can fix them right away." I gave her a look, and she gave me puppy
eyes. "It's due tomorrow. Please?"
If Sean hadn't been so screwed up, I might have introduced him to
her. Innocent, yet at times so wise. That was Annie. I sighed.
"All right, let's have a look."
I read the six-page play, as she poured a cup of tea for herself
and cut a slice of pie for each of us.
"Sad story," I said when I was done. "The poor old fool has a
chance at everything. He walks away from a good job, spends his
life alone thinking that the world is against him, can't seem to
have a friendship or a relationship ... I feel sorry for him."
"Really?" Annie smiled. "Does he remind you of anyone you know?" I
shook my head. She just looked at me as if she was waiting for
other shoe to drop.
Then it did.
I suddenly realized the man in the play had a lot in common with
the guy I saw in the mirror every morning. Hubris? Yeah, I had that
covered, in spades. All I had wanted was to just be who I was, and
to hell with everyone else. I spent so much time on my high iron
horse that I damn near rode away from a bunch of folks who needed
me ... and a woman who could love me for who I am. Maybe.
Annie watched me figure it out, and didn't say a word.
"Do you have an end in mind for this play?" I asked, my voice
shaking.
"Yup, but you know how that goes. Anything can happen." She
grinned, stood up, and handed me my kitchen phone. "Anything at
all."
Done Deal
Thank you to Angela Rasch for her early on editing efforts.
Additional thanks to Randalynn for her help and to Kristina L.S.
for constantly reminding me to "...wreck a train...."