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Stray Cats
By Dimelza Cassidy
Synopsis: Sometimes a wrench isn't needed to loosen a nut.
"It's a start," I thought while hanging the "Help Wanted" sign on the
community center's bulletin board. A disinterested party would be less
prone to pass judgment when completing tasks on the three-acre plot that
defined the ten-room Tudor house, three bay garage shop, and its
upstairs loft that at one time my deceased wife and I had called a home.
Despite the passage of three years it didn't seem enough time had
passed, but the grounds needed to be tended as well as the exterior and
interior of the house, shop and loft. The mere thought of attempting the
landscape and house cleaning tasks that brought her pleasure caused me
to experience severe bouts of depression and anxiety attacks. Excess
baggage accumulated during thirty-five years of marriage needed
discarding for me to move on.
The house, grounds, and its occupant needed to live again. Ten rooms,
many of which I had avoided since the day of her passing, needed to be
cleaned. Years of newspapers had to be bundled and carted to the
recycling station, spider webs needed to be removed -- no doubt to
protests by their makers -- and windows were in need of renewed
transparency.
Perhaps I hadn't offered sufficient pay or maybe people no longer had
the capability to perform such tasks, as days passed without word from a
candidate for the position of "life restorer."
After adding one more newspaper to the stack and rinsing out my coffee
cup, a knock at the front door took me by surprise. Before responding, I
peeked through the leaded glass windows that framed my front door to see
a twenty-something Goth/grunge, Chesterfield smoking, Rachel Ward type.
My knee-jerk reaction had been to not open the door, but the second
thought saw some potential.
"I'm Willie," she said, attempting to force the semblance of a smile on
a face unaccustomed to forming one. "I saw your sign hanging in the
community center. Is the job still available?"
I didn't see a vehicle of any kind parked at the curb or in the drive.
"How did you get here? I didn't hear a car pull up."
"I walked," she said while field crushing her cigarette, exhaling her
lungs full of smoke in my direction, and then lighting another. "I've
done it before."
Her habit didn't bother me and a wave of the hand and one step to the
side followed by one to my rear disbursed the plume that exited her nose
and mouth.
"What do you know about landscaping and home maintenance?"
"Nothing, but I learn good."
"Yeah right. 'You learn good.' Well come on in here and we'll talk a bit
about what I want done."
Over the course of the next hour we toured the house and grounds. I
detailed the tasks to be done while she would nod, look around, and then
nod again.
After one of her nods she spoke. "Before you offer me the position, I
have to tell you I have a record. My parole officer told me that I have
to tell a potential employer in advance, and then they have to notify
him that I applied for a job. I have this form that has to be filled out
and mailed in."
I sensed embarrassment as she spoke. Her eyes fell to inspect her feet
and the ground; and the voice that had boomed when she announced herself
became muted.
My sensibilities suggested that I stop the process and send her on her
way, but there appeared to be something to her to counteract the
fleeting thought of being looted or maimed. The community center was
five miles from the house. It took determination to walk that distance
not knowing if the trip would be fruitful. If it hadn't been or wouldn't
be, the trip back to town would be that much more difficult.
"When do you want to start?" I asked
She lifted her eyes and mumbled, "How about now."
"Okay then," I said. "You can start on the exterior work first. Follow
me to the basement and I'll show you where the tools are kept. Whatever
you don't know how to operate, either let me know and I'll show you, or
you can read through the owner's manuals. Make your own hours and start
where you want. Do you want to be paid in cash or by check?"
"You can give me a check. Make it payable to Willie Mallory. My parole
officer would want to see it; and he made arrangements to have me cash
anything I get at the check casher across the street from his office. I
have to see him on Tuesdays; so can I have that day off?"
"As I said, make your own hours and work what ever days you like. It
doesn't matter to me as long as you give me a good honest day's work. My
name's Art Powell, by the way.
"Yeah, I know. You put it on the 'Help Wanted' sign."
I left her alone in the basement and retreated to the house's interior
to watch the financial news channel.
At first I didn't hear any activity, but then heard the high-pitched
shriek of the trimmer/edger. A peak out the window revealed her slashing
through the knee-high grass that had grown over the past three years.
She had been smart enough not to attempt running the motorized push
mower through it and spent the remainder of the day clearing a portion
of the front lawn.
As the sun set on the mild early June day I watched her walk down the
road toward the main street, with her ratty looking backpack slung over
one shoulder.
After she had disappeared into the distance, I went out to survey the
quality of her work. The thought of entering the basement caused
shortness of breath and a pounding in my chest. Sweat beads formed on my
brow. After touching the door handle the shaking in my hand grew
uncontrollable. My right leg locked at the knee causing me to limp
noticeably. I chose to peek through the basement window rather than
enter my wife's domain.
She had cleaned the basement and placed the owner's manual of each piece
of equipment on it. Chain saw, lawn mower, wood chipper, log splitter,
aerator, rotor-tiller, shovels, rakes, pitchforks, picks, axes, water
hoses, and electrical cords had all been arranged for easy access and
use. One item, the trimmer/edger, had been left outside the basement
door and had been tucked partly under the deck after she had locked it
up for the evening. Would she attempt to steal it? I would have to
chastise her, if and when she returned.
***
Awakened by the sound of the trimmer, I took a quick glance at the clock
and another out the bedroom window. She had returned and was hard at
work at six in the morning.
After putting some semblance of order into my day, I brought her a cup
of coffee. She gave me a nod, took two sips, and then returned to work
on the front lawn.
As the day wore on, I signaled her twice to come to the front door to
take a break and drink either a glass of lemonade or ice water. Her soft
facial features had become crusted with dust and sweat. When she took
her first gulp of the water, what didn't find its way into her mouth
rolled down the sides, leaving marks. She wiped her mouth with her
shoulder, nodded, and once again returned to work.
I spent a day sitting on the front stoop watching her work. She had the
strength and endurance of a Draft horse, the disposition of a Morgan ...
and usually at the end of the day smelled like one. Thankfully, each
time she would return she looked and smelled cleaner than she had when
she left the previous day.
Over the course of the summer she had manage to convert the exterior of
the house and grounds from one that would cause Gomez and Morticia
Addams to be proud to one that rivaled Mike and Carol Brady's.
Her work ethic amazed me. She labored every day of the week except
Tuesday from first light to sunset. Each Wednesday morning, she would
hand me the form from her parole officer to be completed, and then
mailed. I presumed it to be his kind of reporting.
At the end of the long, tiring days she would face a five-mile walk.
Occasionally I would offer her a ride to her "place" as she called it,
but had always been greeted by a mumbled 'no thanks.'"
With the exterior work completed, I outlined the work to be performed on
the house's interior. She, as in the past, would nod upon receiving the
instructions.
Work began with washing or re-white washing the stucco walls of the
first floor rooms. The wooden doors, floors, built in bookcases,
millwork, and furniture were re-oiled and buffed dry. It took her on
average two days to complete each room and it took three to clean the
family room due to the massive amounts of newspapers and magazines that
had accumulated over the years.
"Would you like some help with this room?" I would ask.
She would grumble, "I'm okay" and would return to her project for that
given day.
"Could you take me to the dump? The truck's full." she asked when the
truck's bed had been filled to capacity.
I wanted her to know that a trust had developed and any residual
apprehension had evaporated.
"If you know how to drive, take it yourself," I said.
"I can drive, but where's the dump?"
I gave her directions, tossed her the keys, and then sent her on her
way.
When she returned I had prepared lunch and extended an invitation for
her to join me. To my surprise, she agreed.
Her European table manners surprised me.
Trying to understand her motivation I asked, "Willie, why do you work so
long and hard?"
"I don't want to go to jail no more ever again." Her manner of speech
contrasted with her table manners. "I want to learn stuff and make money
and one day go to school. Jail sucks. I hate it."
"What do you want to learn?"
"Doing this stuff is okay. The landscape design stuff looks like it may
be a good job, but I'm still looking around. When this job is done -
when I'm not working for you no more, I may get another to make some
more money to go to trade school to learn better this stuff."
As she spoke I thought about correcting her grammar. My motive had been
selfish for not doing so as I didn't want her to quit the job -- if she
took my comments to be criticism versus correction.
I asked her not to bother with my bedroom when she started work on the
second floor rooms.
"Could you unlock the last room on the right," she asked.
"We're not going to do that one just yet."
"How come?"
"That was my wife's private room and I'm not ready to go in that one."
"Didn't you two sleep together?"
"We slept together every night until she died. She kept her clothes in
there, along with her personal things. She had so many. We decided early
on to make that one her dressing room."
"What did your wife do?"
"She was an artist. Her studio's in the loft located over the shop. When
we finish the house, we'll start on it. Maybe then I'll be able to come
back and do this one.
"How did she die?"
"Not right now - some other time. Yeah, some other time I'll tell you."
The look on her face told me she had sensed a problem.
"Are you okay?" she asked. "You're breathing all weird and you're
sweating for no reason"
She had no way of knowing that I had not set foot, nor could set foot in
that room since my wife passed. The thought of entering the room that
had been deemed a shrine would be beyond her.
"It's fine. Must be the dust in the hallway," I said while gradually
distancing myself from the bedroom door. "It's fine."
Another look at her face told me I had not given her a very convincing
argument.
"Do you want to do the maid's quarters up on the third floor?"
"Sure," she said.
"No one's been up there in years. We never used it so I have no idea
what you'll find."
"Don't matter; it got to be done so show me where it's at."
We made our way to the third floor quarters via the back staircase. When
I opened the door dust, webs, and bits of mouse droppings greeted us.
"When I get this window cleaned, There'll be a nice view from up here,"
she said, while rubbing her fist against the pane of glass.
It took three days for her to clean the room and bath. When she
finished, it rivaled the appearance it had the day the one hundred-year
old house had been built.
"What do you want to do with these clothes?" she asked. "I found them in
the drawer."
"Toss them."
"Can I have them?"
What could she possibly want with three drab dresses that were quite
possibly three times her age? "They're maid's uniforms. What would you
want with them, you're not a maid."
"I know, but I could use some clothes."
"Take what you want, and then toss the rest."
***
Despite the days growing shorter, it didn't stop her from working twelve
to fourteen-hour days.
When it came time to clean out my wife's studio loft, I sent her up the
flight of exterior stairs with instructions to toss out everything
except the paintings.
"You coming up to show me what to be do?"
"No," I said gasping for air. "Just do as I ask. It'll be fine. Use your
judgment."
"You sure you ain't sick or something? You're doing that funny breathing
thing again and you started to sweat all over."
I wasn't sure if she was concerned for me or worried that she might lose
her job if I fell sick.
She took a mid-day break to eat the lunch I had prepared.
"What kind of paintings is them?" she asked.
"I don't know. She called it 'Post Modern.'"
"Looks like lines and dots. People pay money for things like that?"
"They do and there's and art gallery trying to buy them."
"Really."
One day, midway through her cleaning of the loft, I caught sight of her
standing in the shop staring at its back wall.
"What are you doing in here?" I asked between gasps for air. The
pounding in my chest caused me to clutch it with my right hand while I
steadied myself against the shop door in fear of losing my balance and
collapsing. "Looking for tools," she said in defense of her action. "I
need a pry bar and thought there might be one in here. What is this
place?"
She turned and noticed my physical condition and then ran toward me to
assist me from falling down.
"You dying or something?" she asked with concern.
"I'm fine. Give me a minute." I said while slowly regaining my breath
and balance. "It's my shop. I used to build race bikes and repair and
restore street bikes."
"You sure you don't have some disease or something? This thing you do is
weirding me out. What is it?"
"I told you it's nothing. Don't ask me any more. Okay?
"Is that you in those pictures?" she asked attempting to change the
subject.
"In my younger days, yeah."
"You won these trophies, plaques and stuff?
As we talked about them I regained strength.
"Some of those trophies are older than you. Raced all the time when I
was your age."
"Why did you stop?"
"Stopped racing after a crash. Got a concussion and lost some of my
depth perception and peripheral vision.
"The wrecked one in the corner - was that the one you crashed with?"
"No. That was my wife's. Tatiana's." As I spoke the sound of my heart
reverberated in my ears. "Some drunk ran a traffic light, crashed into
her, and killed her. Haven't touched a bike since and don't have plans
to touch one ever again. The drunk and his insurance company paid me off
and put a gag order on it. That's all I can say. If I talk they can make
trouble; so I shut up and collect my checks."
"Is this her? She was pretty," she said, while removing a picture from
the wall.
"Yup. That's a picture of us. It was taken after I won my class during
bike week at Daytona Speedway. About three months before my crash."
"What's this bike? It looks new."
"It is new - a birthday present. She never made it home to see it. It's
a Honda CBR 600 RR. Hasn't moved from that spot since it arrived on the
morning of her death."
"That's so sad."
For the first time in the almost four months since we had met she showed
signs of emotion. It seemed that determination and purpose had replaced
it. I wondered if hearing of my loss triggered memories of hers.
What's this bike?"
"That's one of my old race bikes. It's what used to be called a kit
bike. It's a 1970 Honda CR750. I bought that new from Honda Racing
Corporation. The dealers couldn't sell them."
Talking about the bikes stopped the deafening sound of my heartbeat.
"And this one?"
"That's a Kawasaki GPz 750. I raced that one as well. Bought that one
new and converted it to race specifications."
"What's this blue one?"
That one's a 1957 Harley Davidson Sportster. I restored that one for a
customer who tried to give me a rubber check. I'm stuck with it now.
"What are you going to do with them?"
"One day I'll get them running and sell them off. Here's your pry bar,"
I grumbled while handing it to her. Why had I told her so much? "Let's
get out of here and don't come back in here again. Okay?"
"Fair enough"
Willie went back up to the loft while I stayed behind to have a private
moment with my wife's bike and the memory it inspired.
***
"Art, there's two people here. They came to see your wife's paintings.
What do you want me to do?" she asked, interrupting my viewing of the
financial news channel.
That damn art dealer and his assistant were at it again. Since her death
they had been like vultures. Each time they would show up they would up
their offer.
"Is it the tall skinny guy and the woman who wears too much make-up?" I
asked.
"Yeah, but I don't think she wears that much. Looks like she wears
expensive clothes and fancy jewelry, though."
"Tell them to have a seat on the porch. I'll be with them in a minute."
Willie had them sit on facing Adirondack chairs. They both displayed
hungry looks, as they anticipated feasting on the last paintings of the
late Tatiana Livingston-Powell.
I knew at some point they should be sold. I didn't want to negotiate for
more money, and I wasn't hung up on sentimental value. The time had not
been right for me to sell them yet.
Once again the offer had increased. The tall skinny guy with the
assistance of Miss Heavy Make-up offered a one-year membership in the
gallery and a sharing arrangement in the profits should a sale occur
after the initial viewing.
I sent them packing without an acceptance or a denial. They would
probably return in a month's time with another offer.
As I watched them back their car down the drive Willie approached.
"I think that lady gets wet panties when she sees you," she said with a
chuckle.
"What are you talking about?"
"She's hot for you. Why don't you take her out on a date or something?"
"Leave it alone Willie," I mumbled.
***
By early November, with the exception of my wife's private room, all of
the work on the house and studio had been completed. There was light
maintenance work, but I had pretty much run out of things for her to do.
"What are you going to do with that camper and trailer?" she asked one
day after mulching up a pile of raked up leaves.
My '69 Avion eight-foot truck bed camper had fallen into disrepair over
the years. It hadn't been used since I had last attended a race nearly
fifteen years ago. Despite it being partly covered by a now frayed tarp
it looked to be in bad shape.
The twenty-foot black and white box trailer with the faded rendering of
a bike and the letters "Powell Racing" had been my rolling shop. It had
also fallen into disrepair. I wondered if the compressor and the power
generator would work after all these years.
"Oh yeah, I forgot about them. Clean them out if you want. Come spring
time, I'll hang a sign on them and try to sell them."
"Did you use them when you went racing?"
"Yeah, Tatiana and I used to live in the camper when we went and the
trailer had been my mobile shop." The thought of entering the camper
caused my breathing to change "Start on them tomorrow if you want.
Haven't seen their insides in years. I don't know what you'll find when
you go in them."
"You okay?
"I'm fine, and stop asking. It's nothing."
The following day she ran extension chords out to the camper, set up
lights, and started work on the camper. I felt sorry for her as the
camper's interior had mildewed and traces of moss coupled with mouse
droppings lined the walls and floor.
I peeked inside when she used the truck to make a store run. The
interior of the camper had been washed down with bleach, the stove and
refrigerator now worked, the bath had been serviced, and the mattress
and cushions had been removed and trashed.
She approached from behind me as I was reminiscing from a safe distance
about days spent traveling the tour in that camper. "I bought new stuff
to replace what went to the dump. The store guy said he'd bill you. Was
that okay?"
"Whatever you want Willie," I said.
The trailer clean up took her one day and consisted of a quick sweep and
a power wash. Without assistance from me she managed to get the
generator and compressor operational.
The dread of having to tell her that our time had come to an end
bothered me because at times her presence reduced the bouts of
loneliness. I would invite her to share Thanksgiving dinner with me,
give her a bonus check, and then bid her farewell after she finished
cutting and splitting the firewood.
While watching her walk off into the darkness I racked my brain to come
up with an excuse to keep her in my employ. Undoubtedly she had saved
the money she earned and probably had a decent nest egg to propel her
onto her next endeavor, which I hoped would be a return to school. If
she accepted my offer to join me for dinner we would discuss it.
"Willie, join me for Thanksgiving dinner?" I asked.
"Um…ah…hmm…okay."
"Do you want me to come and pick you up?"
"Oh no. I'll walk. It's okay it's not that far. Plus I like to walk.
Makes me to think things good."
***
Willie and the catering truck arrived shortly after one o'clock. One
delivered a traditional Thanksgiving dinner while the other delivered a
surprise.
The sight of her left me confused. Her hair had been styled and she was
wearing one of those maid uniforms that had obviously been cleaned and
pressed.
"Willie," I exclaimed. "Look at you."
"It's the only dress I have; and I wanted to get dressed up for dinner,"
she said while fumbling through her backpack for her cigarettes. She
smoked heavily when she became unsure of the situation.
"Come in. Sit down. I lit a fire. Would you like some wine?"
"I don't drink no more. Quit when I went to jail; and told myself no
more drink ever."
"Water, ginger ale, coke ... ?"
"Water."
Ever the worker, she wiped a bit of dust with the skirt of her dress
while I poured her a glass of water from a ceramic pitcher. She took
great pride in the condition of the room she had resurrected from
squalor.
At that moment I noted that she and Tatiana were of similar stature. As
a going away gift I would offer her some of my wife's things if I could
manage to enter the room and remain in it long enough for her to make
her pick.
"Come with me, I want to show you something," I said, while handing her
the glass of water. As we headed to my wife's room my breathing and
heart rate rose, and my legs grew heavy. After unlocking the door I
motioned her to enter. "If there's anything in here that you'd like,
help yourself. Think of it as a gift from Tatiana and me."
She looked me over, and then entered the room alone. I returned to the
dining room to set the table and serve the meal.
She came into the dining room still wearing the wretched maid's dress.
"I put some stuff on the chair. Look at them later and tell me if it's
okay."
"Fair enough. Sit down and eat."
We dined in silence for a bit.
"What are you going to do with them bikes?" she mumbled.
"Sell them one of these days, I guess."
"Do people buy old bikes like that?"
"Yeah, there's a market for them. There's a big auction during bike week
each March and there's magazines that accept ads."
"What's a bike week and where is it at?"
I poked at the potatoes, turkey, and broccoli that remained neatly piled
on my plate as thirty-eight years of memories flashed by.
"Daytona Beach, Florida - bike week started out years ago as a racing
festival. They used to race on the beach when the tide had gone out - up
the beach, and then back down on the paved road. When they built the
speedway it got moved over there." A tomato in my salad bowl got moved
over to the side powered by the fork. "Over the years racing's taken a
back seat to a week-long festival of drinking, carousing, women
wrestling in coleslaw, women flashing tits, loud bikes, burn out
contests, bike shows, and new bike demo rides. A few years ago some
magazine called it spring break for bikers. Damn, one year, the last
year I went, one of the really raunchy bars, The Boot Hill Saloon, had a
Latte stand. I got sick of it and stopped going."
"Coleslaw wrestling? Women flashing tits?" she asked with surprise.
"Yeah," I said after a sip of wine. "It's become quite sophomoric."
"In jail some girls would flash them to get favors and stuff, but I…."
Her voice trailed off. What's sophomoric?"
"Crude, ignorant," I snorted. "Hate it. I hate going. The thought of
going makes me sick."
"Yup," she chuckled. "Them girls that did that were all of that."
"Did you get hit on in jail?"
"At first they tried, but I got a reputation after I broke a nose or
two."
"I can just imagine," I said.
The rough and tumble young woman who sat before me trying desperately to
change her ways and attempting some degree of femininity had the
capability of dropping me in a heartbeat. Yet I didn't fear her. She
wanted to move on and accomplish something while I used her as an excuse
to continue my inactivity.
She looked at me across the table. "But if you're going to sell them one
day, wouldn't that be the place to go?"
"Suppose so. It takes lots of work to get a bike ready to be pushed over
an auction block. If the bike has a pedigree it usually sells for more
than a derelict."
"Why don't you get them running and maybe race them again, and then sell
them? Wouldn't you get more money for them?"
"I don't know Willie. Maybe."
"I could help. You said that you were going to sell this place, the
camper, and the trailer come springtime. Don't people buy bikes in the
spring? One of the guys I talk to on Tuesdays told me that he can't wait
for spring to come so he can get his bike going so he could ride. He
said it had been down while he was doing time and it needed lots of
work, too."
I tried to read her facial expressions. Perhaps she knew that there
wouldn't be enough work to keep her here and she feared going out to
look for a replacement job. Then again maybe she wanted to learn
motorcycle repair. Her voice picked up some excitement when she talked
about her acquaintance and his bike.
"He's correct. It's a lot of work to get them back up and running. It's
just that they haven't run in years and I'm not sure if I want to do it
just yet."
"Maybe it'll help you get over Tatiana?" she offered quietly.
My temples pulsed, but I didn't lash out at her. "When did you become a
therapist?"
"They told us in jail that we had to face things that bother us. I
thought it would be good for you to face the fact that Tatiana ain't
here no more and making the bikes go will make you cope with it."
"I don't have to face anything," I said with mild disgust.
"I think that you do," she said in protest. "Every time you have to go
anyplace that was close to her or to both of you, you freak out."
Perceptive little shit, I thought.
"Yeah, there was this girl in the cell next to mine that would do the
same things you do whenever she had to go to the showers. The counselor
guy told us that she suffered from some disease called 'angry flooria.'"
"It's called agoraphobia and I don't have it."
"He told us that something might have happened to her to make her get
stupid at the thought of going to them. The same way you get when we
just went to her room, when we went to the loft, and when you found me
in the shop."
She seemed to be comparing the loss of my wife to some prisoner who
possibly was raped in a shower.
"How many times do I have to tell you I'm fine and nothing's wrong? I
choose not to go into her room, or loft, or shop."
"Counselor guy said that she blamed herself for whatever happened."
As she spoke the words I felt my chest tighten and beads of sweat form
on my brow.
You're doing it again. All I did was mention it and look at what's
happening to you. I bet... I bet that you blame yourself because your
wife ... Tatiana ... is dead."
"You don't know what you're talking about. Do you think some jailhouse
counselor has all of the answers?"
I didn't want to let on that she had hit the nail on the head. No, I
didn't want to tell her --- if I hadn't taught her to ride, she would
still be with me.
"Know what I think," she said. "I bet you blame yourself for her being
dead."
"That's enough of the penal psychology."
The more she spoke, the more I had to face the fact that she had been
correct in her analysis. I blamed the bike she had been riding for her
death and not the drunk who had hit her.
"The girl told us the counselor said to go real slow when she got
stupid. One time it took her almost all day to take a shower, but she
did. He also told her to force her stomach muscles to relax when she
felt them tighten up. I don't remember everything, but she said
something about trying to imagine herself floating and something about
breathing.
"Do you really expect me to believe any of the things you've said?" I
asked while wearing a smirk upon my face.
"Just trying to help. Sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned it."
I had hurt her feelings. I knew she had been trying to help, but her
helpful suggestions didn't apply to a man who didn't want to enter a
room ... because he didn't want to enter a room.
"Excuse me a minute, I have to use the bathroom."
When I returned to the table she had been helping herself to a second
serving of turkey.
"I appreciate your concern, but trust me. There's nothing wrong."
"If you say so," she said while addressing the potatoes and turkey
stuffing.
I attempted to change the subject and shift the attention toward her.
"Can I ask you a question? How did you end up in jail?"
"I got drunk, busted up a bar, and then beat up a patron. Did a year.
Was out a week when I saw your sign." She didn't make eye contact and
her voice became muted as she spoke.
I sensed the same embarrassment now as when she told me she had a record
those few months ago.
"What about your family?"
"They threw me out when I quit high school. Now with my record they
don't want nothing to do with me no more."
"Where do you stay? Where do you live?"
"I stay in a half way house. Better than trying to go to my parents and
it's more better than jail. Won't go back to the gang's clubhouse. Don't
want that life no more."
Her voice bordered between whispers and held back tears.
"It's none of my business, but if you get tired of staying in the
halfway house, you could stay in the maid's quarters."
"I don't want no charity"
"Pay me rent."
"I don't know."
"Well, I guess we are in the same spot."
"What do you mean?"
"I'm too bummed out about my wife and you're too proud to ask for, or
accept help."
After Willie left I went up to my wife's private room. At the onset of
the rapid breathing, chest pains, and sweat beads, I forced myself to
relax the muscles that began to tighten. With my eyes closed I began a
long slow exhale of a shallow rapid intake of air. It seemed as if an
hour had passed but it had only been minutes. I slowly entered the room
taking short deliberate steps to look over what she chose: jeans, tops,
shoes, boots, leather jacket, and sweaters. The cocktail dress and heels
mildly surprised me, but her attempt at a lady like appearance, dressed
in that uniform, convinced me that she wanted to distance herself from
her past. I too wanted to distance myself from the past and perhaps with
the help of the jailhouse psychology it would.
I picked up a picture of my wife. It had been taken when she won a new
artist's award.
"What do you think?" I asked. "Do you blame me? The bike? The drunk?
Would fixing the bikes, hiring a rider to ride them, and then taking
them to auction help? What about Willie?"
The twinkle in her eye said, do it.
I re-folded the clothes Willie selected, placed them in a suitcase, and
then went to my room and called it a day.
***
I awoke to the sound of the chain saw. She was back at it and her busy
work task for the day would be cutting, splitting, and stacking the last
of the firewood.
She shuddered and stamped her feet. The chill of the late November day
must have penetrated her thin jacket.
"There's a coat and gloves in the basement. Put them on if you want," I
said after handing her a cup of coffee.
She nodded, while warming her un-gloved hands with the hot coffee mug.
"I'll do the bikes if you move into the maid's quarters."
She smiled, sipped her coffee, and then re-started the chain saw to cut
yet another chunk of wood.
Shouting to be heard over the saw, I said, "Join me in the shop when
you're done out here."
With deliberate steps, conscience breathing, and a terrible urge to pee
I entered the shop.
"Well bikes, we're going racing in Daytona come March. When we're done
you'll go off to the auction block. Maybe you'll make someone as happy
as you once made me."
I re-inflated the tires on the old Honda and Kawasaki, rolled them onto
the two worktables, and then strapped them down in anticipation of
tearing them apart and making them go. My actions seemed to occur in
slow motion.
"Do you want to come and race too?" I asked the CBR. "Yeah, why not. Let
me knock out these two, and then I'll work some race magic on you."
I removed the body panels and the air box from the Honda in anticipation
of removing the engine. As I rolled the engine hoist over to the table
to lift the engine out of the frame Willie came in.
"You ready to learn bike mechanics?" I asked, trying to hide a faint
smile.
"You ready to have a tenant?" She asked while exhaling her usual lungs
filled with tobacco smoke.
I took the last bolt that supported the engine, signaled her to operate
the hydraulic mechanism, and then helped her push the engine hoist away
from the bike.
We swung it around and placed the engine on the bench.
"Here's the shop manual, read through it, remove the wheels, and then
clean up the frame. Do you think you can do that?"
"Piece of cake," she said, with one of her infrequent smiles, while
flipping through the pages of the manual.
I started the engine disassembly and from time to time glanced over at
her while she worked on removing the wheels. She didn't know what she
was doing, but she was able to do it. With a minimal amount of cursing
she completed the task.
"Can you take the tires off the rims?" I asked, without making any eye
contact. "The tire machine is over there, in the corner."
"I'll manage," she grunted.
I removed the cylinder head and valves, and then started re-grinding the
valve seats and valves. Luck ruled and the valve seats didn't need
replacing. That bit of luck saved me a day's work and would speed up the
rebuild.
After she had broken down the tires and rims and cleaned and polished
the frame, she approached the bench.
"What now?"
"Take the truck, this list, this credit card, and head down to 'Sweet
Cheeks'' dealership and pick up these parts. Ask the parts guy if you
can hang up this 'Rider Wanted' sign."
"You're not going to ride them?"
"I told you I can't. We'll find someone. Don't' worry. There's always a
wannabe looking for a ride."
"Where's 'Sweet Cheeks?'"
"It's at the corner of West Elm and Main Street."
"You mean Cycle Mall?"
"Yeah, that one."
"Where did you get 'Sweet Cheeks' from?"
"When you meet the owner, you'll figure it out."
While she made the parts run, I finished the valve job, assembled the
head, and then removed the pistons wrist pins and removed the cylinder
bores and pistons as a unit. While it rested on the bench the rings were
removed from the pistons, and the piston rod clearances checked. Much to
my surprise the lower end of the engine was still tight and wouldn't be
in need of any repair. Also, much to my surprise, the work helped me to
relax my muscles, which caused me to focus on things other than not
wanting to be in the shop.
After washing the parts, I turned my attention to the bike's front
suspension and brakes, while waiting for her to return.
In the time she had been gone which had been going on three hours, the
fork seals had been replaced and the front brake calipers and master
cylinder had been rebuilt. When the fourth hour passed I feared that
something had happened.
"Where have you been," I asked, mildly annoyed.
"I met this guy who said he raced for BMW in Europe. Your parts friend,
Nick, and 'Sweet Cheeks' said he's pretty good. Told him to come over in
a few days to meet you. You're right 'Sweet Cheeks' is a piece of work."
"When did you become in charge? We're in the middle of this one ... and
now I have to stop and get the CBR going to check this guy out."
"Sorry, but they said he was good. I didn't know you wanted to see him
ride."
"Do you think I want any jerkwater wannabe's ass in these seats? Don't
worry about it. We'll figure it out. In the mean time start working on
these tires."
"Nick said you'd react like that. He told me that after your crash you
had a whole bunch of guys try to race for you, but you kept firing them
saying they were no good."
"Nick doesn't know anything. He can't even ride."
"He may not know how to ride but he knows about you."
"Yeah what did tell you?"
"He told me you were a good rider, a more gooder mechanic, and an okay
teacher. He said you taught some guys to race, and then built them
bikes. He also said you made some custom bikes too."
"That's Nick. He can stretch the truth a bit."
"He said you'd say that too. He also said that you can be a pain in the
ass at times."
"Pain in the ass?"
"Yeah because you want lots of stuff your way or no way."
"Yup," I grumbled when having to face the truth about myself. "When it
comes to bikes, that's me. Speaking of which, we got some work to do.
Like getting those new tires mounted and balanced."
I explained how to mount and balance the tires, and then turned her
loose on it. After cutting and installing the rings onto the pistons,
they were slipped back into the re-surfaced cylinder bores. She
struggled, cursed and smoked, but she got it done at about the time my
task had been completed.
I would have to give it up to her. She did some homework on me. I
wondered how much "Sweet Cheeks" told her. There hadn't been much love
loss between the two of us. She told a customer that a bike he had
purchased had been one of my customs when it had been one of hers. It
hit the fan when I found out and it caused me to stop doing custom work
and selling it through her dealership. In my mind we both lost out, but
in her mind she blamed me for not understanding customers and business.
"You can call it a day if you want," I said, as the shop clock chimed
eight."
"How much longer are you going to stay?" she asked.
"I'm going to try to finish up the engine, and then put it back into the
chassis."
"I'll stay and help."
"Why don't you get us something to eat?" I asked, handing her a twenty
and the keys to the truck.
When she got back with a pizza the engine had been assembled and hung
from the hoist.
"Does this guy have a name and when is he supposed to come over?" I
asked, as we dined on the pie and sipped cokes.
"His name is Alex and he's coming out next Thursday. You know -- this
bike stuff is pretty interesting. Maybe I'll do this instead of
landscaping. Do they have bike schools to learn to do this stuff?"
"Yeah, there's two in Florida -- one of which is in Daytona, and there's
one in Arizona."
"Could we go to the one in Daytona and look around? Maybe I could get
in."
"If we have time we'll see if they have a tour or something. Finish your
coke, let's get this engine back in and call it a day.
She held the engine steady while it hung from the hoist while I inserted
the rear engine mounting bolt.
"Hey Art?" she asked.
"Yeah what," I responded while wrestling to get the bolt into place
without stripping the threads.
"What are you going to do about that art dealer lady?"
"Nothing, why?"
"She's hot for you."
"She's hot for the paintings. She couldn't care less about me."
"I don't think so."
"I got no time for her and her kind. Plus I got these bikes to do. No
thanks to you."
I turned out the shop lights and locked the door shortly after midnight.
As I walked to the house she called out, "Moving in tomorrow."
***
The next morning I found her hunkered down in the doorway of the shop
trying her best to keep warm against the near freezing temperatures,
with two trash bags that contained her belongings.
"How long have you been sitting here?" I asked.
"About an hour," she said through chattering teeth.
"Well get in there," I said while unlocking and opening the shop door
and reminding myself to move and breathe slow. "And go hug the kerosene
heater while I put up a pot of coffee."
Jail time must have had a sobering affect on her as she willingly
accepted the dirty jobs I assigned her. They had to be done, as they
were all part of the bike building process. Everyone wanted to do the
glamour engine jobs, but no one ever wanted to do the cleaning, tire
humping, or gofer work.
Between task times she had read the shop manual and tried to match up
the pictures with the actual parts. She used her fingers to see things.
Beneath the grunge and Goth there was way more to her than what met the
eye.
The thought of starting a freshened up race engine and burning off the
top of a high compression piston on the swill from one of the local gas
stations frightened me. With Willie sent off to buy five gallons of
NASCAR race gas, I cleaned out the stale and varnished gas from the
carburetor bowls and jets.
When she returned the engine was ready to be started. I gave her
instructions, and then rolled the remote starter into place. With the
remote spinning the rear wheel she got a nod, and then she eased out the
clutch. The engine fired, she squeezed the clutch back in, and then
after shifting the bike into neutral she held the throttle at a steady
three thousand revolutions per minute.
The five minutes of running time seated the rings, and then the engine
was shut down. It felt good to hear the engine run again; and it sounded
as it had fifteen years earlier. Its power pulses elevated my heart
rate. I wondered if it would give me life in return for the life I had
given it.
I showed Willie how to safety wire the bike and left her to it while the
disassembly of the Kawasaki began.
Without my prompting, she cleaned and waxed the bike's bodywork and
installed it. The finished product awaited a rider's ass for final
adjustment.
Getting the Kawasaki ready had been a replay of what we did with the
Honda and after five seventeen to eighteen-hour days both bikes had been
prepared to do battle.
"You know Willie, we got these two bikes up and running and we don't
have a clue as to what class to race them in."
"What do you mean?"
"I don't know if they're legal to race anymore."
"You're fu-king with me aren't you?" she asked in shock.
"Let's check the rules. I think we'll be okay."
"Shouldn't we have done that before we did all of this work?"
"I got excited about hearing them run and forgot."
She didn't know that the thought of living again got in the way of
everything.
While Willie wandered around the shop looking for whatever and cleaning
and straightening things up along the way, I read through the rules
published by each of the four sanctioning bodies that I had printed off
their web sites.
The Kawasaki despite its age would be eligible to compete in the
Championship Cup Series (CCS) in the Middleweight Super Sport class. It
would also be legal to race in the American Sport Bike Series (ASBA)
Sport Bike class. When we converted the CBR it too would be eligible to
race in that class. Bikes in that class would be limited to one hundred
and five rear wheel horse power, but that wouldn't create a problem. On
a good day the Kawasaki would produce maybe ninety and the Honda would
be at the edge. There would be no home for the old Honda in CCS or ASBA,
but we could compete in the American Historic Racing Motorcycle
Association (AHRMA) series in the Formula 750 class and the Formula
Vintage class. The CBR would also be legal in the American Motorcyclist
Association (AMA) Super Sport class.
"Willie," I called out. "Breathe easy - the bikes we just finished are
eligible for four classes and the CBR is eligible for two."
She laughed, as she exhaled her usual lung full of tobacco smoke.
"Are there shows in Daytona for bikes like this?" she asked, gesturing
toward the Harley Sportster
"There are. What do you have in mind?"
"Could we do this one too?"
"Don't we have enough to do?"
"I'll do it on my own time - when I'm not on your clock."
"Suit yourself, but you'll be on the clock."
Willie started eyeing the Sportster while I got the CBR up and running.
Her new acquaintance would ride while we followed behind in the truck.
It reminded me of the state road test.
***
While waiting for the wannabe to arrive, I made a list of the parts that
would be needed to convert the CBR to race specifications.
Willie beamed when she saw a lanky looking fellow enter the shop. She
ran to his side and said, "Art, I'd like you to meet Alex. He's the guy
I told you about."
"Hey Alex, what's going on. Willie tells me you raced for BMW in
Europe?"
"Yeah, in Holland - BMW Boxer Cup."
"Did you bring riding gear?" I asked, while catching sight of a bubbling
Willie -- who'd become excited about the fact that this guy might be
something more that just a motorcycle racer.
"It's in my car, I'll get it," he said, while leaving the shop.
"What do you think, Art?" Willie asked, still wearing a smile.
"I'll let you know after he rides the bike."
After rolling the bike out of the shop, starting it, warming it, and
giving it one more check over before allowing Alex on it, I gave him the
route. He was familiar with the roads and agreed it would be suitable
for a display of his skills. It would be a thirty-mile loop that
included high and low speed turns, transitions, blind and down hill
turns, and one long straight.
With Willie and I riding in the truck, we followed him as he made his
way along the route. She was excited, while I watched his movements. He
had talent, but smooth transitions weren't in his riding vocabulary.
Everything was abrupt. Braking, throttle control, up-shifting, down-
shifting, hand induced steering inputs, body and feet induced steering
inputs -- all incredibly rough.
"Nice meeting you Alex," I said shaking his hand to bid him farewell
"Call you in a couple of days. I want to take a look at one more rider."
"You don't have another rider to look at," Willie fumed, when Alex was
safely out of hearing distance. "What's wrong with him? He looked okay
to me."
"He rides like shit. He muscles the bike. No finesse. He's not going to
ride my bikes. He'll crash them -- sure as hell."
"They said he was good; and he won races."
"He may have won his share, but I don't want him riding my bikes. His
riding style sucks." I glared at her.
"I guess Nick was right," she grunted. "You are a pain-in-the-ass when
it comes to bike riding."
"Do you want to see good riding? Take a look at this." I slid a tape
into the combination TV/VCR that hung from the shop wall. "When I tell
you, switch the remote to frame-by-frame."
We watched the training tape for about five minutes.
"Switch it now. Watch the rider's right hand. Pay real close attention
to the how he makes the transition from throttle to brake, and then back
to throttle. Rewind it, and then watch what happens to the bike."
"Wow. Everything seemed so smooth and seamless."
"Run it forward at real-time speed. I'll tell you when to press frame-
by-frame again."
She watched intently. She didn't know what to look for, but she was
trying to see things.
"Okay, slow it down. Now watch the rider's upper body. His shoulders
don't move. They remain parallel to the handlebars. Did your buddy do
that, or were his shoulders dipping all over the place?"
"They moved," she mumbled.
"If we find someone maybe one half as good as the guy in the video we'll
be okay."
"That's you isn't it?" she asked with both admiration and disgust in her
voice.
"In my younger days, yeah," I allowed.
"Well, everybody isn't like you," she said, while storming off to smoke
herself back to a relaxed state.
Yeah, I upset her. She probably was in the early stages of a crush on
the guy, but there would be no way he would get near my bikes as he
didn't have what it took to ride fast. I didn't want my bikes or
Tatiana's to be ridden by a calf wrestler.
***
The next morning Willie moped her way around the shop while I rebuilt
spare sets of carburetors for the Kawasaki and the Honda. My
concentration was interrupted by the sound of a scooter and then a knock
at the door.
I turned to face a three-quarter sized, maybe twenty-ish, Grace Jones
looking guy dressed in a baggy sweatshirt partly covered by a ski
jacket, jeans, and work boots carrying a duffle bag with what I imagined
to be his riding gear.
"I saw your sign hanging on the bulletin board at Cycle Mall, is the
ride still available? My name is Luke, Luke Anderson." He thrust his
hand at me, which I accepted.
Willie hung back and acted like she was too busy cleaning a workbench
she had already cleaned twice that morning.
"Yeah, it's available. Who licensed you? My name is Art Powell, by the
way, and over there, by the bench, is Willie Mallory. She's my right
hand."
Willie's head snapped up at my comment about her being my right hand.
"I have an AMA expert license and I've competed in Formula USA," he
said, while giving a nod to acknowledge Willie.
He spoke in a gentle man's voice that was neither feminine nor overly
masculine.
"Is that your riding gear in the bag?" I asked
"Yes it is."
"Get changed; I want to see how you ride. You'll ride this CBR on my
test loop, and then I'll let you know."
He ducked into the shop's "john" while Willie approached me.
"I can't believe you're going to give that little fairy a chance to ride
for us?"
"Watch your mouth, you," I admonished. "How would you like it if people
referred to you as a jail or yard bird?"
"That's different."
"No it's not. Name calling is name calling; so stop it."
"Yeah, yeah," she mumbled.
"I want to give him a chance the same way I gave your buddy a chance."
"Alex's not my buddy."
I snorted. "Get the truck ready while I get the bike ready."
Luke stepped out of the "john" wearing matching black, red, and white
leathers, helmet, gloves, and boots.
If his riding ability matched the quality of his riding gear, he had
possibilities. While starting and warming the bike I gave him the loop's
directions.
He nodded, and then mounted the bike. His stature was not sufficient to
allow him to put both feet on the ground, so he had to cant his body to
the left to allow his foot to touch down while his other foot remained
on the peg.
I entered my truck, and then signaled him to head out.
"Art," Willie barked. "The fairy can't even touch the ground with both
feet."
I ignored her remark for the time being and watched Luke intently. "Pay
attention. When we get back I want you to tell me the difference between
Alex and Luke's riding style.
Willie's body language told me that she was intent on being biased
toward Alex. I hoped it wouldn't blind her to Luke's actions if he
turned out to be a very smooth and efficient rider. After we had gone
five miles I could tell the kid had what it would take, but I wanted
Willie to make the decision. Coercion would be necessary, yet the hope
she would see the difference and perhaps learn something about efficient
riding styles powered me.
When we returned Willie stormed into the shop leaving Luke and me
outside to discuss his ride.
"The ride's yours if you want it. Come on in and look at the other two
bikes you'll be riding. This one will be converted in time for Daytona.
I'll have to get you CCS, ASBA, and AHRMA credentials, but we can do
that at the track. Be sure your AMA stuff is up to date."
He nodded and smiled, but looked off in the way Willie had gone. "Are
you sure? She doesn't seem to agree with your decision."
"She'll come around," Is said, hoping I was right.
Luke changed into his street clothes while Willie and I exchanged dagger
stares.
"We'll talk after he leaves."
"You bet we will," she snarled.
Luke came out of the "john" looking apprehensive. "Look - I want the
ride, but I don't need trouble."
"We need a rider and you seem to fit the bill. Where's the trouble in
that." I spoke more toward Willie than Luke. "I'll call you tomorrow,
okay." I gave him a nod and a wink.
As he exited the shop he turned, waved, and then said, "Talk to you
then."
After wheeling the CBR into the shop, I turned to Willie. "Okay let's
have it."
"I can't believe you're going to let that little queer ride your bikes."
"I told you once to stop with the names and I'm not going to say it
again; and what makes you think he's a fairy or queer or whatever."
"I saw him at Cycle Mall. He was looking through the racks of women's
clothing."
"Yeah so. Maybe he was looking for a gift."
"He went into the changing room to try them on. Nick, your parts guy
friend, said he's a clothes crosser or something and 'Sweet Cheeks' said
that he might be taking female hormones."
"Sounds like a whole bunch of hearsay to me. Tell me one thing. Who
rides the bike better, him or Alex? Be honest."
She dropped her head, turned away, lit a cigarette, and then plopped
herself down on the shop stool. "Him, but I don't like him."
"Look at me Willie and listen carefully. You walked up that drive a
little less than six months ago looking for a chance; and I gave you
one. Do you think someone like "Sweet Cheeks" would have given you a
chance? I'm asking you to do the same thing. Give Luke a chance. If he
does anything stupid to embarrass us or cause us harm then we'll get rid
of him. Remember the whole purpose of this is to sell these bikes. If
you learn something along the way, then good for you."
She dropped her head. "It probably sucks to be him. Can you imagine a
worse place for a she-boy than a motorcycle store? I still don't like
him, but I'll give him a chance because you asked me to. And, your right
- 'Sweet Cheeks' didn't give me a chance. I tried to get a job there and
she laughed at me." She mumbled more as she studied the shop floor.
"What was that?"
"I'm not afraid of much, but people like Luke scare me."
I studied the girl I had come to admire. "You may like Alex and maybe
you may want to date him, but believe me when I tell you. He's no good.
He's a user."
"How the hell do you know that?" She looked at me in amazement.
"You can learn a lot about people from the way they ride," I said, "and
the way they treat other people's possessions. Think about the way the
two of them ride, and then tell me which one of them you'd rather have
as a friend, which one would you want working for you, and which one
you'd like…well, you know…."
She gave me a look much like she gave when she needed more information
to fix the lawn mower.
***
I looked up from putting the final touches on the GPz. "Willie, after
the first of the year we'll start working on the CBR, so let's take the
last two weeks of the year off and relax."
"That's fine with me."
"What do you think you'll do? Go see your parents, maybe?"
"Nope. Want nothing to do with them - or them with me. I tried and they
said no. I'll probably hang around here. Maybe I'll clean that Sportster
up or something."
"Want to eat Christmas dinner together?"
"Sure. You going to ask that art dealer lady to come too? Her name's
Monika - she's divorced."
"Will you stop with her already. I told you I have no time for such
foolishness."
Over the two-week layoff she would ask to borrow the truck and would
disappear for the day. On occasion I would think about where she would
go, but it wouldn't be any of my business. My one concern had been that
she wouldn't use the truck for anything illegal. I knew she had been
intent on changing things in her life, yet there had been times when my
prejudices got in the way.
On Christmas morning she clumped down the steps to the kitchen. I
expected to see her dressed in her usual jeans or cargo pants and a
sweatshirt. To my surprise she wore the dress she had selected from my
wife's things.
She had done her hair, had a touch of make-up, and perfectly filled the
red satin thigh-length, plunging neckline cocktail dress. In her right
hand she held a pair of black three-inch heeled, open-toed shoes -- and
on her feet, over nude pantyhose, she wore her work boots.
"Nice shoes," I joked.
"I can't walk down stairs with these stupid things," she moaned while
removing the boots and slipping into the heels.
"Have a cup of coffee; and I'll go and get your present."
"But I don't have one for you."
"Doesn't matter."
I returned to the kitchen with my wife's jewelry box, placed it before
her, and said, "Take what you like."
She couldn't speak, didn't change facial expression other than to open
her mouth in awe, slump back in her chair, and then a fidget to light
her cigarette. When she finally spoke, she uttered, "Why?"
"I don't want to sell them, can't see giving them to charity, so I
figured I'd give them to people I know and like, as gifts. The room is
unlocked so if you want to take another look around, you can help
yourself to whatever else you want."
"Art, I can't take her stuff like this."
Her blush made me feel uncomfortable coming on the heels of my
difficulty with entering the room. "Sure you can. If you don't take it,
I'll have to bundle it up and send it off to a thrift shop. I would
rather see it go to someone who'd appreciate it than to someone who'll
pick through it. Plus if the stuff doesn't sell, they'll unload it on a
recycler who'll make paper or something else out of it."
It was all one more step back toward life for me. Slowly, all of the
stuff from my past would be making its way to a re-cycle bin of one form
or another.
After dinner we sat around watching vintage racing videos.
***
The morning of New Years Eve she asked, "Can I borrow your truck this
evening? I was invited to a party at 'Sweet Cheeks.'"
I nodded and tossed her the keys. The fear of her being caught in a DUI
dragnet with my truck wasn't a concern because of her pledge to herself
not to drink ever again.
I sat at the kitchen table as the time approached ten in the evening
when I heard the familiar clump of her work boots coming down the
stairway. She entered the kitchen wearing my wife's navy blue sequin
gown. It's fitted bust and straight skirt looked if it had been spray
painted onto her body. Her hair had been styled atop her head and she
wore glitter make-up. She looked radiant. She held a matching clutch bag
in her right hand and her shoes in her left. Her down coat had been
draped over her shoulders.
"Wow, look at you, but aren't you a little over dressed to attend a
party held in a dealership?"
"So what? I love this dress and it feels so good. The lining feels nice
against my…. I like it," She said unequivocally.
"Trying to impress that Alex character?" I asked.
She gave me a stare, which told me my assessment of Alex had been
correct.
"Nah. You were right - he's a pig. Tried to hit on me like some of the
girls did when I was in jail. Had to put him in his place."
"What did you do?" I asked not really wanting to know the answer.
"I told him no way. Should have punched him out, though."
"Willie," I exclaimed.
She smirked. "Dressed like this I don't think I could fight nobody
anyway. Plus ... don't want to ... because I'm too pretty to fight and
pretty girls don't fight. - - - I don't think so, anyway."
"One word of caution. Outlaw bike clubs sometimes show up at 'Sweet
Cheeks' parties. So watch your step."
"Do you want to come along?" She asked. "I could invite you?"
For a moment I considered her offer, and then remembered how much I
hated dealership parties even with Tatiana by my side. "No, you go, have
fun, you earned a good time. Don't forget to change out of your boots."
"Funny, Art. Real funny," she said, while passing through the kitchen
door toward my truck.
Later I was awakened by the sound of a slamming kitchen door and
Willie's voice shouting.
"Get in there, sit down, don't move, and shut up, or I'll kill you."
"What's going on here?" I yelled, while making my way toward her fury.
Upon entering the kitchen, I saw Willie, her hair in a shambles and her
make-up smeared. She stood over Luke, who had blood dripping from his
nose and mouth. His right eye appeared partly closed by swelling around
it. He was dressed in a black halter dress that had been torn.
Willie screamed as her chest heaved in anger. "I had to rescue this
little shit from having his brains beat in." He tried to pick up some
guy. And when the guy discovered Luke's a guy, he beat the shit out of
him. I told you Luke's a fairy, but you wouldn't listen. 'Give him a
chance,' you said." She stared at me as if I had orchestrated the entire
evening.
I didn't want to escalate matters, but the first thing was to get her to
act with reason.
"Willie, I told you to stop with the name-calling - I'll not have it," I
shouted. "I want some answers and I want them fast. The first answer I
want is if you hate him so much, why is he here?
"Well I couldn't leave him there - they would have killed him. I may
hate him, but nobody deserves to get beat up like that. Maybe I felt
sorry for the little fai…."
"What did I tell you about names?" I admonished her.
"No, no. It wasn't like that." Luke interrupted us with a squeaky tear-
laced voice. "I didn't try to pick anyone up."
"Shut up L - u - k - e…." Willie growled.
"Both of you shut up," I barked. "I'll tell each of you when to talk.
What did you see, Willie?"
"I was talking to Nick when there was a whole bunch of shouting over by
the bar. This twerp…."
"What did I tell you about names. One more time and your ass is out in
the street - got it."
"Fine," she said, standing up. "I was doing okay before I met you."
I stared at her and then spoke in a much quieter voice. "You think?"
She nodded and sat. "He was getting his ass kicked in by some guy. I ran
over and whacked the guy who was beating on him."
"Your turn, Luke. Let's have it." As I spoke I attempted to stop the
bleeding from his nose and mouth.
"I went to the bar to get a drink and this guy approached me and asked
me to dance. I said 'no' and tried to walk away. He grabbed me, and then
tried to kiss me. I tried to get away, but he held me by the wrist. See
the mark?" He lifted his hand and wrist to display the fingerprints left
by someone with massive hands. "This other guy shouts 'Junior, you're
trying to kiss a guy.' When he heard that he punched me. I wasn't trying
to pick anybody up. I was minding my own business and trying to have a
good time." His tears mixed with the blood on his face.
"Willie, how bad did you mess up this 'Junior' guy?" I asked, hopeful
that she didn't maim him beyond repair.
"He's okay. Didn't even bleed when I hit him." She grinned.
"What about police? Will they be knocking on the door?" I grumbled.
"Nah," Willie laughed. "He'll be too humiliated to make trouble. He'll
have to explain why he tried to pick up a guy dressed like a girl, and
then being decked by a girl dressed in a gown."
I tended to Luke's wounds while Willie went to change her clothes.
"Luke, why are you wearing a dress and make-up?"
"I'm trans-gendered."
"Trans what?" I was without reference.
"Trans-gendered. I was born into the wrong body. I should have been born
female."
"We'll pursue this later. Right now I have to stop this bleeding and
patch you up. It doesn't look like you'll need stitches.
While wiping the blood from his face, nose, and mouth, visions of
Willie, dressed in that elegant evening gown -- taking out some guy --
caused me to chuckle.
"You think it's funny? Me being beat up?" Luke whimpered.
"I wasn't laughing at you. The thought of Willie defending you caused
the smile and laugh."
My patient chuckled as well. "It was pretty funny, especially when all
of his friends started laughing at him."
"What's so funny?" Willie asked as she clumped into the kitchen while
exhaling smoke from her lungs.
"We were laughing about the vision of you downing that guy dressed as
you were."
"You think it's funny?" she fumed. "I don't. The first time in my life I
get the chance to dress up all sexy in a gorgeous dress - wear make-up -
wear fancy jewelry - look and feel all pretty - have cute guys finally
flirt with me - not have them think of me as one of the guys - a hired
hand - and it gets ruined ... and you think that's funny?"
She appeared to fight back tears.
I felt a tinge of guilt because she had been correct. Most of the time I
did view her as a hired hand. "Sorry Willie." I reached across Luke to
raise her chin with the index finger of my right hand. "It's just the
sight of seeing you dressed as you were standing over the guy with
clenched fists struck me as funny."
"None of it would have happened if it wasn't for him." She pointed an
accusing finger at Luke.
He looked away. "You didn't have to defend me. I could have taken care
of it."
"He would have killed you," Willie scoffed. "Didn't you see his knife?"
"Look you two," I said, "I'm going to bed. I'm way too old to deal with
this shit. Put him in one of the bedrooms for the night. We'll sort all
of this out in the morning.
I left the two of them in the kitchen to the sounds of eerie silence.
My ceiling became the most interesting thing in the world, as I thought
about my next move. I was close to tossing Luke out the door closely
followed by Willie and scrapping the whole idea of racing the bikes. All
of the crap and the bikes could be sold through an on site auctioneer. I
didn't have to go to Daytona. Granted, the two race bikes were up and
running and would fetch more if sold at the vintage and antique
motorcycle auction and the Sportster would be easier to sell in that
venue as well. Tatiana's CBR could be consigned at "Sweet Cheeks." I
didn't need the drama of a trans-whatever and a social reprobate.
After a few thousand tosses and turns sleep finally found me.
***
"What did you do with Luke," I asked Willie, who'd been sipping coffee
and sucking on her cigarettes, when I entered the kitchen the following
morning.
"He's up in my room sleeping."
"What's he doing up there? I asked you to toss him in one of the
bedrooms."
"That wouldn't be fair to you. I dragged him back here so he's my
responsibility. You got into the middle of it because I happen to rent a
room from you. If there had been a private entrance to my rooms you
would have never known what happened until either one of us told you."
"What are you going to do with him when he wakes up?"
"I don't know. Kick the shit out of him for maybe screwing things up
maybe"
"Willie," I laughed, as it was clear she didn't mean it.
"I should, but I won't. Did you see that he is growing tits? He wants to
be a girl and has been working on it for the last five years. We talked
a little last night and he was telling me about it. When I helped him
out of his clothes, I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw them."
"He mentioned last night he was trans-gendered. Do you know what that
is?"
She shrugged. "No I was hoping you did. All I know is he wants to be a
girl."
"What really happened last night?" I asked. "Be honest and don't lie.
This important because we agreed if he caused trouble we would get rid
of him."
"When I got there, 'Sweet Cheeks' and her friends welcomed me and Nick
couldn't have been nicer. I was having a nice time. It felt good to be
treated like a woman. Anyway, I saw Luke come in dressed all fancy like
you saw him last night. He drank some wine and pretty much danced with a
group of girls. I met them. They were nice enough and accepted him as a
girl. He and I even danced once."
She paused to refill her coffee cup, and then lit another cigarette.
"He went to the bar to get another drink while I went over to talk to
Nick again - he's really cute. I heard some one yell 'you little
faggot….I'll get you….' When I turned around this guy they called
'Junior' was pounding on him. No one went over to help him. Some of them
were chanting 'beat him…beat him.'"
Tears began to form in her eyes while she spoke.
She stopped to gather herself giving me time to think about what had
happened. Had I been there I wasn't exactly sure what I would have done.
Had I been in Junior's shoes, I would have been angry, but I wouldn't
have been in Junior's shoes because I never would have forced myself on
a girl.
Willie seemed to have her emotions back under control. "I went over to
try to help him when one of the guys pushed me to the floor. I got up
and started swinging. When the big guy went down, I grabbed Luke and
came back her. You know the rest."
"Yeah," I said. "At least the story didn't change all that much from
what you said last night."
"What are you going to do?" she asked with her eyes fixed of the table
surface. "Are you going to fire me and take away the stuff you gave me -
throw out Luke when he wakes up."
"You tell me what I should do."
"I would get rid of Luke, get Alex to ride, and then continue with the
plan."
"Forget Alex," I said flatly. "I'd rather send the bikes to a crusher
before allowing him to ride them."
"Well maybe we can find someone else. I'll ask Nick. He seems to know
lots of people. Maybe that guy I talk to in the parole office knows
someone."
"Or maybe we can figure out what makes Luke tick. Technically he didn't
do anything to harm us."
"But he's trans…trans…what you called it."
"Trans-gendered. Neither of us knows what it is, so we better figure it
out before we make a decision."
"They're your bikes."
"Yeah they're my bikes; and right now I'm inclined to talk first, and
then act. Let's hear what he has to say."
"Okay."
"Call me when he wakes up," I said, before leaving the kitchen to head
off to the shop.
I entered the shop, pausing to be sure my breathing and heart rate
didn't rise to uncontrollable levels, took a seat on one of the stools
and then looked to the two race bikes to give me an answer to my
questions. They appeared to be the only intelligent things on my
property. Do I give up now or see it all through to completion? Continue
taking chances with Willie? Give Luke a chance to explain? Give him a
chance at racing my stuff?
"What do you think old friend," I asked the old CR 750. "What about you
GPz?" I asked while my fingers hovered over their gas tanks, hardly
making contact with them. "Yeah, that's what I though you'd say. You
guys want to go and you think Luke and Willie will get you there, huh. I
agree with you…well then…let's do it and get it done. At least when we
part company it'll be on a high note."
I went over to the tools and started gathering the ones needed to re-
pack the wheel bearings on the trailer. It would be sufficiently warm to
work outside and there hadn't been all that much snow to cause a hazard
when a few wheels would be off it.
I donned my thermal coveralls; with a floor jack in one hand and a jack
stand in the other the trailer wheel bearings became the target. A
second trip brought out the tools, which included my air gun. With the
left side tires removed, I cleaned and re-packed the bearings. Before I
started work on the right side Willie approached.
"Luke's in the kitchen."
"How is he?"
"Sore. Do you want me to finish up out here while you two talk?"
"No. You and I are a team in this so we may as well do this together."
"You going to toss him?"
"I don't know yet."
Luke sat at the kitchen table watching us closely as we entered. He wore
the torn remnants of the dress from the night before. His left eye had
swollen shut, the cut on his lip had begun to scab, and dried blood
caked in his right nostril.
"Willie, ice down his eye and wipe the dried blood from his nose. I'll
be back in a minute." I returned with a warm up suit and handed it to
him. "Put these on."
He left the room to change.
"He looks terrified Willie. He's afraid of you and isn't sure what I'll
do."
"What should we do?"
"We have to go easy on him. Make him something to eat and offer him some
coffee."
Luke returned to the kitchen holding his dress in his hand. After taking
his seat, Willie handed him a cup of coffee. He clutched it with both
hands and slowly took a sip.
"I wasn't trying to pick him up. I went to the bar to get a glass of
wine," he said. "I can tell from your faces that you don't want anything
to do with me. I've seen that look a thousand times from a hundred
different people."
I shrugged, but Willie gasped.
"The look," she said. "I hate it when I see that look. I'm sorry Luke;
don't think of me a that kind of person who gives people 'the look.' "
"For the time being," I said, "let's put that aside. I want to know
what's going on. I think you owe me that much. I did offer you a job
riding my bikes, and if you're involved in anything illegal I have a
right to know because it will reflect back on me."
"There's nothing illegal in wanting to become a woman," he said, as the
tears rolled down his face. "I was invited to the party; and I went as
the person I am. I didn't go to fool anybody or pick up anybody. I
wanted to have a good time like everybody else. I tried to tell that
Junior guy to leave me alone, but he kept insisting. When that other guy
said something, that's when it started.
"As I said, let's put some of last night aside. It's over and done with,
but you're going to have to help me with this trans-gendered stuff. I
don't know what it's about and neither does Willie."
Willie looked on and seemed to be listening with intent.
Luke looked me directly in the eyes. "I knew early on that I wasn't a
boy who'd grow up to be a man. It wasn't as simple as being raised by a
macho athletic dad and a mom who wanted a daughter. It was more a case
of me wanting to be female."
I didn't understand any of what he had said.
"Do you think being a woman is a picnic?" Willie said letting him know
her life wasn't all cookies and cream.
"Come on, Willie," I said. "We agreed to listen, and then talk."
"'Sweet Cheeks' told me that you're taking female hormones, is that
right?" Willie asked.
"Yeah. Been taking them almost regularly for five years," Luke
whispered. "I started after turning sixteen -- after my father threw me
out of the house."
"When did you tell him?" I asked.
"We'd been driving home from a race at Kershaw in South Carolina. I used
to live with them in Florida."
"I know that place," I interrupted.
Luke nodded. His actions were distinctly feminine at times. "He was all
happy because I'd finally scored enough points to get my expert license.
He had been thinking and talking about ways to build a newer and faster
bike. He even talked about competing at some national events."
"So your dad taught you to ride and race?" Willie asked.
"Yeah, I love it. He built bikes for me to race since I was five. We'd
race all over Florida, Georgia, Alabama, and South Carolina. I competed
against grown men and held my own."
"How did you tell him?" I asked. "I imagine it wasn't the easiest thing
to do?"
He continued at a decibel above a whisper. "My dad asked me who in
racing I most admired. I told him about this successful Canadian Grand
Prix rider who had raced all over Europe during the 1970s. He left it
all behind to return to Canada to transition from male to female.
"I heard about him. I forgot his name, though," I said. "I shouldn't
have said his or him because she's legally a woman. She wrote a book
about it. It's not a 'tell all' kind a book, but more of a 'my life'
one."
"Then what happened?" Willie asked, while re-filling his cup, and then
sliding a plate of scrambled eggs in front of him.
"He asked me why I wanted to imitate a freak, so I told him I wanted to
do the same thing. That's when he threw me out."
"Been there," Willie said and pushed the salt and pepper to within
Luke's reach.
"Where do you live and how do you earn the money to pay for the
hormones?" I asked. That was my way of asking him if the law would be
following us to Daytona.
"I tried being a hooker," he said.
Damn, that's the ballgame, I thought.
"But couldn't do it. That's why I got so upset when Willie accused me of
trying to pick up that Junior guy. I live in a room over the deli down
the block from Cycle Mall; and I work three -- sometimes four jobs to
earn the money. It cost almost two hundred fifty dollars each week for
the hormones. It will cost almost seventy thousand dollars for my
surgeries."
Willie stood up. "Surgeries? You mean you're going to cut off your
dick?"
"Willie," I exclaimed, "a little less graphic please."
"They don't really cut it off. It's more like turning it inside out."
Willie stood up and walked outside, while I sat and stared.
I tired unsuccessfully to get my mind around turning my ... inside out.
Shit. I involuntarily pulled my knees tightly together.
I didn't know anything about the trans-gendered world or the world of
surgically changing sexes. It wasn't something that was on my radar, but
I would have to find out if this kid was going to ride for me.
I left Luke to finish his meal and went outside to join Willie.
"What do you think Willie?" She knelt in front of the trailer's tires as
she attempted to remove them. "Do we toss him out or what?"
"I feel sorry for him. Everybody and everything is against him, but he
still goes on."
"He reminds me of someone else I know," I said.
"Do I look that pathetic? Did you hire me because you felt sorry for
me?"
"You looked a little like he does right now," I admitted. "At first I
felt sorry for you, but soon I learned to admire you. Your determination
to change your life in a way inspired me to get off my ass to sell the
bikes, my wife's stuff, and this place.
"Maybe I was mean to him. At first I hated him because I thought he was
a flake. But, can you imagine a guy who's willing to have his dick....
Wow. That's determination. Let me go and check on him."
Willie went back to the house, while I finished up the trailer's wheel
bearings.
After completing the work and putting away all of the tools I rolled the
old Honda and Kawasaki off the tables and positioned them by the shop's
bay door in anticipation of loading them into the trailer. Thoughts of
seeing the bikes parked in the pits of Daytona fueled me.
While I worked on the list of parts needed to convert the CBR to race
specifications, Willie popped her head into the shop
"Can I borrow the truck?"
"Yeah, what's up?"
"Luke and I talked and he's going to move in with me. He'll pay rent
too. We're going to get his stuff. You down with it?"
"Are you okay with it?"
"In jail the counselors told us we should help someone if and after
someone helped us. You helped me so I'm going to help him."
"What about his being so different?"
"We'll work on that."
"From the look in his or her eyes I don't think you'll change his or her
mind."
Willie stared directly at me. "Maybe it isn't HER mind that needs
changing."
Three hours later Luke parked his scooter in front of the bay door, and
then helped Willie carry his belongings to the maid's quarters.
I had to be crazy to go along with this set up, but then again, my heart
told me I had to see it through.
***
At first the two of them entered into a peaceful co-existence. Each
morning Luke would brace himself against the elements and ride his
scooter to his various jobs while Willie would first tend to the upkeep
of the house and grounds, and then come into the shop.
"Willie," I said when she entered later that week, "let's put the two
completed bikes in the trailer, and then push the CBR onto the table."
"What about the Sportster? Should we put that one in too?"
"Yeah, I forgot," I said. "Let's put these two in one behind the other
and move the Sportster to the other table. I should check it to make
sure it still runs. I'd hate to have had you spend all that time
cleaning and polishing it only to have it sit in the trailer. I forgot
to mention it to you, but we'll have to ride the bike into the show.
It's part of the judging."
"You know Art, you're one strange dude. You have us do all kinds of work
with out knowing if what we're doing is doable."
"When did you become so bright?" I growled.
"Wouldn't it make sense to you to make sure it ran before you had me
spend the better part of three days cleaning it?" she said in disgust.
"I guess. But I hired you without knowing if you ran right."
She blushed and then continued to clean the Sportster with various
polishes applied using tooth brushes, Q-tips, baby bottle brushes, test
tube brushes, various sized polishing wheels, ultra fine steel wool, and
a cut down natural bristle paint brush. I charged the battery, changed
the oil, drained and flushed the fuel tank, added fresh gas, and then
installed new spark plugs.
"Ready to start it, Willie?"
"Yeah," she grunted. "Same as before?"
"I don't feel like kick starting it, so we'll use the remote starter."
It came to life and settled into the typical Harley lope of an idle.
Potato, potato, pop, pop, potato. Willie smiled broadly when we rolled
it into the trailer and tied it down.
Despite her not owning the bike she had taken ownership of it. It would
be her baby and she would shepherd it through the show process. I
wondered how many packs of cigarettes she would smoke while awaiting the
judging. The ride in show held at the Daytona Beach Convention Center
generally lasted the entire day despite the advertised hours of eleven
o'clock to three o'clock in the afternoon. Logistically it would be a
pain because I would have to ride it for her, hitch a ride back to the
track with Luke, work on the CBR during practice, qualifying, and then
go back and pick her up.
We spent the better part of the next five weeks converting the CBR to
race specifications. A steady flow of discarded original Honda parts
left the shop while race specification ones came in. Within the din of
drill presses, screaming Dremels, grinders and the occasional spark from
a welder, there had been times when a fearful expression appeared on
Willie's face. I could tell she was anxious whether every new part would
find a home.
When all but the new bodywork had been in place, we started it. The
snarl from the new exhaust system seemed to please Willie's
sensibilities, but I wouldn't know if sound alone would produce
sufficient horsepower to run with the factory race teams.
We lined one of the bays with plastic and vented it with an exhaust fan
to make a paint booth. I explained the fine points of preparing and
painting injection molded lightweight plastic to her, and then turned
her loose. There were times when she would come out looking like she had
been on the losing end of a paint ball fight, but she managed. We agreed
to put contingency award stickers on the bike after registration with
the various manufacturers that posted prize money.
With Willie's much needed help and determination, we managed to get the
three race bikes ready with ten days to spare. The cushion allowed us to
book time on "Sweet Cheeks' chassis dyno.
***
The day after Willie's Tuesday meetings with her parole officer she
entered the shop in tears and cursing out every known being.
"What, what?" I asked. "You look as if your parole officer said you have
to go back to jail."
The soft facial features that complimented the elegant evening gown
before she went off to the party had once again grown hard. Hard like
the day I met her. "I can't go to Daytona. He told me I can't leave the
state for another year."
If she didn't come along with me, I would be lost. "Maybe I could talk
to him."
"It won't do any good. He said the only way I could go is if someone
posted a bond."
"What kind of bond."
"Cash. Seventy five thousand dollars cash money."
I looked at her face, thought of Luke, looked at the bikes, the picture
of my wife, and then my reflection on the windowpane.
"Get in the truck Willie." I said while searching the workbench for the
cordless telephone. "Let's go talk to that guy."
After a quick phone call, I joined her in the truck.
"What are you going to do?"
"I don't know yet."
It would be a quiet ride to the town's municipal complex. The walk to
the offices of the parole board seemed like a death march for both of
us.
After waiting for over an hour the consummate "do nothing" government
employee granted us an audience.
"What's this all about," I asked in a polite tone that hopefully masked
my anger.
"If you want to take her out-of-state you have to post a bond."
His tone angered me. Condescending pile-of-shit dressed in a cheap,
wrinkled suit.
"That seems a bit unfair in light of her performance over these past
months. She's demonstrated responsibility, consistency, stability, and
loyalty."
"Eighteen months probation is eighteen months probation."
The more he spoke the more I wanted to plant him. He caused my long
dormant temper to hover a hair below the surface. "Is there an appeal
process?"
"The appeal process is for you to post the bond. If she comes back with
you the bond is returned. If she doesn't the bond is forfeited."
I decided to roll the dice and hoped they didn't come up snake eyes.
"What happens if she elects to attend a trade school and stays?"
"Trade school. What trade school."
"She's thinking about attending classes at a motorcycle training
school."
"The bond will be returned upon certified evidence of enrollment and the
continuation of the weekly reporting. In this situation by the school."
Seventy-five grand - one hell of a gamble. Everything in me said "don't
do it" and everything in me also said "do it."
"I'll be back in a minute. I have to make a telephone call." After
making my call I returned to the office.
"Willie, could you leave us alone for a minute or two."
She left the parole officer and me alone.
"Okay," I said. "Here's the deal. Your money is on its way. I want an
assurance that what you told me will occur as you stated it. If I find
out later this bond is shit. Trust me you'll never work again."
"Am I to take that as a threat?"
"No, my dear man. It's a promise. Fill out the paper work. The person
who's delivering the check is probably outside waiting for me."
Willie came out of the ladies' room and witnessed Monika handing me a
check. I went back in to Mr. Parole Officer's office, endorsed the
check, picked the paperwork up off his desk, and then left.
"You sold the painting didn't you?"
"Yeah what of it."
My breathing grew shallow and rapid, my chest ached, and sweat poured
off my brow.
"Yeah, but ...what about the better ...did she take ... advantage?"
Willie stammered and stuttered.
"Shut up and get in the truck. We got bikes to dyno," I gasped.
***
We had two six-hour days at fifty dollars per hour at our disposal. When
I had first built the old Honda and the Kawasaki there had not been such
a thing as a chassis dyno. We measured horsepower by the seat of the
pants. If the bike gave the rider a kick in the ass when the engine hit
its power band, we knew it made power. In today's game the
technician/mechanic needed a computer print out to tell him.
I rolled each bike onto the machine, strapped it into position taking
care the rear wheel had been positioned on the roller, connected the
various probes to the air box and the exhaust header, and then started
and warmed the engine.
The first dyno run told me what I already knew. The old Honda started to
make power as the revs approached three thousand and then produced
linear horsepower and torque to its redline. A fuel/air adjustment
coupled with a jetting change accomplished nothing.
The Kawasaki paralleled the old Honda until the revs approached eight
thousand and then its additional kick came in. It was what I referred to
as the "other" engine. The first part caused elation while the "other"
engine caused orgasm. Additional changes while the bike had been
strapped to the machine proved fruitless.
The old Honda pulled eighty-five horsepower while the Kawasaki pulled a
surprising ninety-eight.
The bulk of the dyno time had been spent on the CBR. I did most of the
session cursing because, in part, we had to use a laptop computer to
fine-tune the handful of computer chips we had for the engine's ECM. The
days of screwdrivers, vacuum gauges, mercury tubes had vanished -
punching keys on a keyboard to change ignition timing and fuel/air ratio
now ruled.
Between dyno runs, while I fiddled with the cam timing and exhaust can
baffles, Willie would wander off to visit with Nick at the parts
counter. When she would hear the engine start she would come back to
help out. I thought that her visits were to kindle a relationship with
him. Luke would be her charge, but I assumed her love interests lay
elsewhere, possibly with Nick. After the dyno tuning of the three bikes
had been completed, we drove back to the shop, but not before a brief
encounter with "Sweet Cheeks."
"So Art's going racing again," she proclaimed for all within listening
distance to hear.
I felt the beads of sweat forming on my brow and my right leg begin to
lock up. The sight and sound of her and her voice recalled memories of
the day when I bought the CBR for Tatiana.
"How far do you think you'll get with a felon and a fag?"
She led the onlookers in laughter at the expense of Willie, Luke, and
me.
"Farther than you might think," I answered with a slow, deliberate pace.
"Farther than you think. Let's get out of here Willie, we still have
some work to do."
"I went on the parts department computer and Googled trans-gender and
trans-sexual. There's lots of stuff about it," she said, while staring
out the side window of the truck as we made our way back to the shop. "I
read a about the surgeries and the hormones. One article talked about
going to therapy and having a psychiatrist sign off on the person's
mental health. There's another one on something called a real life test.
Luke is going to have to live as a woman for up to a year, maybe longer,
before he can have surgery. Do you think that's why he went to the party
dressed like a woman? Do you think he was testing?"
"I don't know. There's a lot we don't know. We could ask him or we could
keep researching this trans stuff, so we learn. Neither of us are any
good to him if we don't have any idea what he's going through. Does he
talk about it or say anything?"
"He mostly talks about how thankful he is for getting a chance to ride
your bikes. I don't think he fully trusts us. Don't blame him much for
that. His dad threw him out. I called him names and he got roughed up at
the party ... and that's just the stuff we know about. The time since he
told his family must have been pretty tough years."
"Maybe when he feels safer and more comfortable he'll open up. Let's
give him his space and see what happens."
"Do you think he uses a girl's name? Should we ask him? Do you think
it'll help if we use she instead of he?"
I couldn't imagine wanting someone to call me a woman's name or use a
female pronoun to describe me. "When we get back, use Tatiana's computer
and see what else you can find out. We're in this, so we better figure
it out."
***
Five days before departure I sent Willie off to an oil change place to
have the fluids changed in the truck. I packed the trailer with tools,
spare parts, a portable gas grill, and fold-up camp chairs. When she
returned with the truck we slipped the camper into its bed.
While Willie bounced between packing her things for the trip and surfing
various trans sites, I prepared a checklist.
Luke came through the kitchen door to clean up, change, and then get
ready to go to his second job. Despite his growing accustomed to the new
surroundings, he was still wary. He rarely initiated a conversation with
me.
"How's it going Luke?" I asked.
"It's okay I guess. One of my bosses is going to fire me if I take time
off to race, so I'll have to find another one when I get back. I need
that extra money."
"Do you want me to talk to him?"
"Her, but she won't listen. She's a motorcycle hater. Won't even let me
park the scooter near the place. I have to leave it at "Sweet Cheeks"
and then walk the rest of the way."
"Ask 'Sweet Cheeks' for a job when we get back. She's always hiring and
firing over there. Job security is an oxymoron there."
"Don't want to work there. It's like going in harm's way for me."
"Then why did you go to her party?"
"It was a chance to go out, dance, and look and feel pretty. It's better
than staying cooped up like this...the way you do."
His answer startled me. "What did you mean by that?"
"You never go anywhere. You send Willie all over the place. It's like
she's your robot or something. It's like you have a remote in your hand.
When you want something -- you press the buttons, and then Willie snaps
and goes."
I didn't like the image he had drawn. "That's not fair. She's paid well,
has use of the truck when she needs it, and I give her things she needs
like clothes and stuff."
"She told me about the clothes and the jewelry. I think you give them to
her as a way to fantasize that she's your wife or something."
"Just hold on now. That comment's not warranted." Anger rose within me.
Maybe I should have tossed him long ago?
"Oh it's 'warranted' alright; and it's exactly what they say about you
at 'Sweet Cheeks.'"
"W... W...What do they say down there?" I stammered.
"Look, Art. You've been okay to me I don't want to go into this; I've
said too much already."
"No really, I want to know."
He shrugged as if it was my funeral. "They call you the ultimate wet
blanket, the guy who sits in his tomb all day, dresses up his employee
in his dead wife's clothes, and then goes up to his room and jacks off
fantasizing about her."
Everything he said had been true except for the jacking off.
"So what do you call me?"
"Nothing like that. If I had to pick a word for you I guess it would be
"unhappy" and that's too bad. You're the guy who's given me a ride and a
degree of tolerance."
I let the "unhappy" crap roll off me. People had thrown that at me for
years. But the rest I had to deal with. "Degree of tolerance? I wouldn't
say that. Willie's upstairs right now, looking up trans stuff -- trying
to learn more about it. She prints it out for me to read, and then we
discuss it. So, I think your word 'degree' is quite unfair. We are
trying to be totally 'tolerant.' "
"Well, you don't show it."
"I don't know what you mean."
"Whenever you see me wearing a skirt or a dress, you seem to give me a
dirty look."
"I'm sorry. I didn't know I did that. It's not intentional. Tell you
what - when I do it, call it to my attention. Fair?"
"Fair."
To him it seemed my attempts to understand him hadn't been attempts at
all. He thought that my attitude toward him had been the same as
everyone else's. Changing to suit him wouldn't be fair to me and he
changing to suit me wouldn't be fair either. A happy medium seemed
beyond me.
"What's going on you two?" Willie asked as she entered the room.
Luke looked at me with an expressionless face, as if he feared my
telling Willie about our conversation.
"We're talking about jobs. Luke's going to lose one when he comes with
us to race. His boss would rather fire him than give him time off."
"Don't worry," Willie said. "You'll find another."
"I'd better be going. It's getting late," Luke said, as he left the room
looking none too happy.
"What were you really talking about? The tension's intense in the room,"
Willie said.
"He held up a mirror for me to look into and the reflection was none too
pretty." I shook my head. "I got to go into the shop to be sure we have
everything on this check list."
"I printed out some more stuff for you to read."
"Leave it on the table; I'll look at it later."
The words wet blanket and tomb bounced around in my brain and rang true.
In past years I had been a bundle of nerves and a ball of energy five
days before departing for Daytona. What has changed? Lot's of things.
Two of the bikes would be the same and the trailer and camper would be
the same. The battle of wanting to and not wanting to go -- waged on;
and it had been noticed by all. If I didn't come to terms with this
fast, the trip would be a disaster.
Three day before we left Willie packed the camper with non-perishable
food after giving it another cleaning.
The night before we were scheduled to leave for Daytona, I found Luke
and Willie talking at the kitchen table.
"Luke's female name is Lori and would like us to call him…err…her that
when it's reasonable," Willie said, while I removed my coat. "She's
worried about causing trouble in Daytona."
"What name's on your AMA expert license?" I asked.
"Luke," he said.
"Well," I said. "When you're on or near the bikes we'll refer to you as
Luke; and all other times you'll be Lori. Fair?"
They both smiled. It would be a huge step on my part to call a boy
"Lori." "Do you two ladies feel like helping me hook up the trailer?"
***
The two days we spent heading south to Daytona Beach passed in relative
quiet despite the music that blared from the truck's radio. Willie,
during one of her excursions with the truck, had installed a XM radio
with my blessing. We drove straight through with Willie and I taking
turns at the wheel.
Lori, on the other hand, spent her time within the confines of the
camper studying the track map I had drawn for her. She had never raced
Daytona and had become fearful of the banking and the deceptively tricky
infield. The new configuration would be a mystery to me as well as I
hadn't ridden it. The plan would be to sneak out on it and walk it to
determine visual references, braking, and turn in points.
At times during the journey Willie and I attempted conversation
regarding Lori. We both agreed after extreme frustration to refrain from
using pronouns. Our talks quickly spiraled into pronoun hell, so we
agreed to refer to her by name.
"Lori has a lot of work to do," Willie said, as we drove through the
night.
"What do you mean?"
"This test thing…Lori has to live, talk, and try to think as a woman."
"Oh," I said. "Lori should begin to talk like you?"
"Real funny, Art."
"I know what you mean, so don't get all pissed."
"Lori is going to have to learn to think 'woman.'"
"Won't that be hard since Lori can't wear dresses and skirts while
Lori's at the track and in the campground?"
"Clothes have nothing to do with it," Willie said, with the same
determination she demonstrated whenever she tackled a new project.
"Lori's going to have to present herself as female at all times. I'm
going to help the best that I can and you'll have to do your part.
"What do you want me to do?"
"Don't ever send Lori to the men's room or any other place that's
exclusively male."
"Willie," I groaned, "that'll be tough. Lori's going to have to sign in
as 'Luke' and be male."
"I figured that out. When Lori's wearing her racing suit you stay with
her and when Lori's not wearing it she stays with me. I'll make sure
she's female and you make sure he's male."
Willie took complete command of Lori's transition. I stepped back and
went along for the ride.
***
When we arrived at the speedway, we lined up with the other participants
who operated vehicles that had been too large to fit through the infield
tunnel and waited our turn to cross over the track surface.
I had been to Daytona speedway many times so the magic of the track
didn't faze me. Willie and Lori, in contrast, had been hanging out of
the window of the truck to take it all in. I feared I would have to
tether them when practice and competition started.
We found a location, parked, unhooked the trailer, and then drove to the
infield campground to set up our temporary home. Willie and Lori got the
bed while I slept on the fold-down dinette table.
***
Friday morning Willie, Lori, and I went to the official's table to sign
in and get our credentials. Luke's AMA license was accepted by the CCS
officials and the rider number 124 assigned. ASBA also recognized Luke's
credentials and approved the same number.
Willie and I unpacked the CBR and Kawasaki, while Lori trailed behind
straining her neck to view the newly re-designed pits. I had never raced
CCS or ASBA so my reputation as a bike builder would be of little or no
benefit.
We rolled the Kawasaki up onto the tech ramp and waited while the
inspectors did their thing. They searched for traces of oil mist on the
down tubes of the front suspension and engine, checked that the all the
nuts, bolts, and fasteners had been safety wired, and checked that the
fuel tank breather, engine breather, and carburetor overflows had all
been vented into a plastic container. Everything they had checked had
not changed over the years. The engine oil catch basin had been a new
addition to the bikes. The rules mandated that a pan had to be secured
to the bottom of the engine and had to be of sufficient size to accept
all of the engine oil. This addition had been an attempt to keep oil
from a blown up engine contained so it wouldn't spill onto the track and
cause a stoppage in the race for a lengthy clean up. Rather than buy
one, I cobbled my own, and then added absorbent felt. It raised an
eyebrow, but the chief inspector signed off.
With our "Passed Tech" sticker prominently displayed on the windscreen,
we rolled the bike off the stand and parked it off to the side, and then
rolled the CBR up onto the stand.
The inspection would be the same except for the engine coolant overflow.
The Kawasaki being air-cooled it didn't require one, but the CBR did.
Willie laughed when I strapped a plastic baby feeding bottle to it. When
she saw how snugly it fit into the crevice and how effective it would be
she changed her tune. The bike passed; and we affixed our sticker.
We would have to do the same thing with AHRMA and the AMA. It would be a
long tiring seven days of racing.
While Willie stuck on the numbers we had purchased before we left, I
fueled the bike in anticipation of the first round of practice. I
mentally prepared myself for between practice repairs and adjustments. I
hoped that my guesstimates with ride height, suspension compression, and
rebound were correct.
When the officials signaled the riders competing in the Middleweight
Super Sport class to the take the track, Lori rode off on the Kawasaki.
Willie and I took positions along NASCAR pit road and watched the
practice.
The sound, smell, and sight of the practice session captivated Willie,
as she had never witnessed such an event. I jokingly grabbed hold of her
belt.
"What are you doing?" she yelled.
"I don't want you to drift away."
Lori clocked consistent high one minute - fifty second lap times.
Respectable mid-pack times for a twenty-four year old motorcycle.
Hopefully when she came in her feedback would help me to make it go
faster.
During the debrief she mentioned that the rear wheel hopped when she
exited the infield. I changed the air pressure in the rear shock, the
spring adjustment, and then sent her back out. The adjustments got her
into the mid-one minute forty-nine second range, which put her in the
top ten. She would be competitive provided she didn't fall off.
When ASBA called their practice Lori headed out on the CBR. Out of the
box it proved to be fast and her lap times translated to the top ten
riders. When she came in after practice she wore a smile.
"I've never ridden bikes this fast," Lori said, almost breathless.
"You'll do fine b…b…L…L…young lady," I said, hoping no one overheard
what had been said.
***
I sent Willie off on Lori's scooter to the shopping mall across the
street from the speedway to buy some steaks, or whatever, to cook on the
portable grill, while I read through the event program. Lori retreated
to the camper to further study the track map. The week had rapidly
become a logistical nightmare.
After competing in CCS and ASBA we would have to pack up everything and
head off to Deland to go through the AHRMA inspection process, and then
load up everything and head back to the track. AHRMA had its own pit
location so we would have to leave the trailer connected to the truck
and bring it back to the campground after the first of the two days of
vintage racing. I became more and more thankful for Willie's help. She
had the makings of a great crew chief and had organizational skills that
couldn't be learned -- natural born skills.
After eating we relaxed and listened to the free concert sponsored by
the track campground; a mediocre, at best, blues band. I cringed as they
butchered "Sweet Home Alabama" and "Born to be Wild," and feared that
regardless of what band had been booked for the evening concerts,
renditions of the two songs would be heard over and over again.
When the concert ended Lori called it a day while I sat in the relative
quiet of the campground. Willie felt the need to take a walk. "I think
good when I walk," she said.
What's on her mind? I thought.
"What's going on, Art?" she asked, upon returning from her walk.
"Nothing. Just sitting here listening to the quiet. Why do you ask?"
"You got different today."
"What do you mean?"
"You smiled once and even laughed. Joked too -- when you grabbed me by
the belt. You feeling okay?"
"I'm fine."
"You know what? I think you're getting off on racing again. All of a
sudden you got a spring in your step. Never saw that. It's like when I
wore that blue dress on New Years. It made me feel great and I think
watching Lori ride your bike did the same thing for you."
"Go to sleep, Willie. It's getting late. We have a big day tomorrow."
"What about you?"
"I'll be in, in a minute or two."
She hit the nail on the head. I did enjoy seeing my Kawasaki on the
track in the hands of a good rider. The sound of its engine screaming as
it wound up to its red line electrified me. It had been like a long
over-due shock treatment that I needed to blast myself out of the
doldrums of the past three years. It raised a question. What did I miss
more - Tatiana or bikes and racing? Easy answer to that one,
***
Willie and Lori doubled up on the scooter while I walked over to the pit
entrance. After unlocking the trailer and removing the two bikes, we
took up our hurry-up-and-wait positions under the trailers sunscreen.
The pit announcer called the CCS class. While I pushed the bike to the
entrance to the hot pits, Willie and Lori rode the scooter.
When the riders were allowed on the track for qualifying attempts, I
started the bike to warm it while Lori strapped on her helmet and
gloves. Willie gave her a squirt of water before mounting. Lori
practiced a slow motion race start to get the feel of the clutch, and
then took off.
Willie and I crawled up on the pit wall with stopwatches in hand, while
we waited for her to circulate around in anticipation of her first hot
lap.
The out lap was slow as was the second. She picked it up on her third
and let it all hang out on the fourth and fifth. Willie clocked her at a
high one forty-eight while my watch showed a low one forty eight.
Mid way through the twenty-minute session she came in.
"Could you soften the rear up a bit more?" she asked, almost apologizing
for making an additional request.
Willie gave her water as I took another turn out of the rear spring and
dropped the shock's air pressure by one additional pound.
Lori displayed a good feel for the bike and could communicate in both
technical and layman's terms what it had been doing on the track. This
information would be vital in dialing in the more sophisticated CBR
suspension.
After a slow out lap, the second and third laps were high one forty-
sevens. Good enough. If she stayed on the bike and it didn't blow up we
would get a payday.
After the qualifying session, Lori rode the bike back to the trailer
while Willie raced back to join her -- leaving me to carry the cooler
and tools.
Why don't you two go over to the official scorer and find out where we
qualified while I check over the Kawasaki?" I asked Willie. "When you
get back I would like Lori to rest while we wipe down the Honda and fit
the tire warmers into place."
"Okay," they said, while speeding away on board the scooter.
While I continued to check over the Kawasaki they came back. Willie
cursed a blue streak, while Lori stood by in silence.
"Those f--king dopes gave us a defective transponder, so we didn't get a
time. We're going to have to start last."
"Calm down Willie," I said, "we'll be okay. By the way, did you hear
yourself? One hell of an example you're setting for Lori. Ladylike…
remember."
"Oh f--k you, Art."
"Come on, let's get the Honda ready," I chuckled.
The announcer called the ASBA qualifying session onto the track and it
was a repeat of the CCS one. Her lap times were quicker, but she
couldn't improve her position in the top ten.
During the lunch break the butterflies in my stomach returned after a
long vacation. I raced and built race bikes my entire life, yet that dry
heave feeling never left. Another sign of life. Willie had been correct.
The bikes and racing had been bringing me back to life.
The CCS classes would be run that afternoon with the ASBA races run the
following day. When the announcer called the class, the two kids rode to
the hot pits on the scooter while I pushed the Kawasaki.
The riders took their sighting and warm-up laps, and then lined up for
the race. The one-minute board went up, followed by the red lights. The
riders shifted into gear brought up the engine revs, and then waited for
the green light.
Lori got a good start and passed five riders before leaving pit road. My
butterflies continued to fly while Willie started to beat my right arm
with her fists. If this were the way we would both react neither one of
us would last through ten laps.
When the lead rider crossed the start/finish line the counting began.
One, two, three. Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen. At the end of the first
lap she had moved up to twentieth.
I put the clock on her while Willie clocked the lead riders.
At the end of lap two the leaders had been running mid one forty eights
while Lori ran a low one forty-seven. After the count, she ran
fifteenth.
In order to get a payday, we would have to finish in the top five. She
had eight laps to move up ten positions. Doable, but difficult.
At the start of lap six, three riders rode off the track causing her to
move up with out having to work hard. At the end of the lap she had
worked her way up to seventh place. I doubted she would win because she
was using up her tires. They had perhaps one -- maybe two laps left in
them before they would lose most, if not all of their grip. Maybe enough
to pick up two places and give us a much-deserved payday.
Midway through lap nine the third place rider tucked the front end
causing him to crash and Lori managed to pass the sixth place rider
after a three-lap battle that the track announcer featured.
The riders took the white flag. One more to go. Lori rode comfortably in
fifth - not a podium finish, but an in-the-money one.
After the race Willie gave me a big hug and kiss. Neither one of us
expected it. When it naturally broke off, we stared at each other
momentarily before she ran off to get the scooter and head back to the
trailer to meet up with Lori.
I made my way back wondering if the brief kiss and embrace had been pent
up in her and spontaneously exploded at the site of seeing the
successful fruits of her efforts. Perhaps it had been directed at me for
giving her a second chance at life and a few trinkets. It marked the
first time since my wife passed that I held a woman. Maybe this would in
fact be the time to move on and find myself a woman to hold.
When I got back to the trailer Willie and Lori were hugging and kissing
as well. On the surface it appeared as two kids celebrating their
efforts - a budding young bike builder/crew chief and an up and coming
rider. Willie's body became supple in Lori's arms as the hugs and kisses
continued. It looked like love, but how did it happen? How could two
people who were at each other's throats two plus months earlier be
melting in each other's arms? What didn't I know? What had I missed
while mired in my own thoughts? One more thing to watch unfold.
"Good race Lori," I said while shaking her hand and patting her on the
back after she and Willie ended their embrace.
As Willie and Lori reveled and celebrated by throwing water at each
other, I started to put everything back into the trailer. Our day was
done and we would do it all over again in ASBA the following day.
While I toiled, visions of a properly trained Willie working on race
bikes for a living entered my brain. She had magic hands when she moved
them across the surfaces of the bikes. Despite her limited experience
she had the knack.
After they completed their celebration, Willie helped Lori wiggle out of
her tight fitting leathers. As she pulled on the sleeves from behind,
her t-shirt pulled tight against her chest. The sight of her breasts
further cemented the reality that Luke wanted to become Lori. The
thought of someone changing sexes continued to escape my version of
reality. I accepted the fact that it would be something that she needed
to do and marveled at the bravery of it all. It represented something
completely out of my realm, but it would be one more thing to learn
about and understand.
With the trailer locked up we got ready to head back to the campground
to make dinner and hopefully not have to wait in too much of a line to
take a shower. Lori and Willie joined me after stopping at the official
scorer's table to pick up our fifth place two hundred dollar winnings.
Back at the camper, Willie fired up the portable gas grill to prepare a
dinner of chili from a can and mystery meat hot dogs. I promised them a
restaurant meal in Deland after we completed the AHRMA technical
inspection.
After our meal we listened to another mediocre blues band. As expected
we were serenaded by a second round of "Sweet" and "Born."
***
Willie and Lori wandered off to tour the track campground and to get a
better view of the band while I sat by the camper to review the ASBA and
AHRMA schedule. If we missed the Sunday afternoon AHRMA inspection we
would have to subject ourselves to the rush of Monday morning
inspection, coupled with finding a pit spot, and then getting the bike
ready to race. If it did become a Monday event we would probably miss
out on a practice session. No use worrying about it - whatever happens,
happens.
Occasionally I would catch a glimpse of them as they walked the
makeshift roads that separated the sections of the campground. Willie
had a gift and a talent for learning and adapting to things. Life and
jail probably forced the learning curve, but left her lacking in
acquired social skills. Her rough and tumble lifestyle had forced
etiquette to take a back seat.
Lori, on the other hand had to cast off one way of living and learn an
entirely new one. I feared the new one. A naturally gifted rider, when
given the opportunity to display her skills to a factory team, or a
high-ranking support team, they would leap at the chance to get her
under contract. Therein lay the problem. Women had yet to achieve the
level of factory or support team rider in motorcycle road racing. There
had been woman competing on the national level, but as privateers using
mediocre, at best, equipment - mostly showroom stock bikes with a body
kit and a pipe. They would qualify either mid or at the back of the pack
or in the second wave and ultimately finish the race as a back marker.
Lori would have perhaps a double curse. She would have to compete as a
woman with the stigma of once having been a man. Women would claim she
was a man and the men would claim whatever. Couple it with the media
malaise any degree of success would cause and life would become
unbearable. Wherever she would go she would become public domain and no
doubt set off a frenzy. I feared a very lonely and cold life for her.
Despite my change in location from the camp chair to what passed for my
bed, thoughts of the two of them continued to stop my sleep. I accused
myself and charged myself guilty of disregarding Willie's sex. Often
times to me she had been a hard working twenty-something slob -even
describing her to myself as a Draft horse. I laughed when her attempt at
femininity had been the wearing of, to me, a drab maid's uniform - the
off the cuff chiding of her inability to traverse a stairway while
wearing heels - her bad example of womanhood displayed in Lori's
presence. My treating her as asexual had been wrong.
Yeah, I had, with Willie's help, developed a passing knowledge of trans-
gendered and trans-sexual people. Again, guilty as charged for not
taking more time to attempt a further understanding of it.
"Art, some guys gave us beer to take back for you," Willie said, while
handing me an ice-cold can as she entered the camper with Lori in tow.
"Nice guys ... and they asked us to stay, but we declined. Drink up and
enjoy. We're going to bed."
"Willie," I asked. "Shouldn't you be careful where you take … um … go
with … err … Lori? She got beat up once for being not what she appeared
to be."
"It's cool. Lori stood beside me or kind of behind me and just sort of
smiled. The one guy that did talk to her was polite. The only thing he
said - something like she really got the Grace Jones thing working. She
just thanked him for noticing, and then smiled."
"Did those guys watch the races today." I had fears that they would
recognize her to be a him while in competition.
"Nah. They said they hung out at 'The Iron Horse' in fact they called it
the 'I-Run Whore' and watched the burn out contest. They're not in to
racing. We told them what you told me. 'We only come for the races.'
They're staying here at the track campground because their usual place
got filled up early and wouldn't let them in."
"Please be careful. I don't want the two of you getting hurt."
"I'm all for that," she said while climbing into the bunk.
I sipped the beer, and then called it a day.
***
I awoke early, and then headed off to the pits. After bribing the guard
with coffee and a hard roll, he granted entrance before the official
opening. I wanted to be alone with the bikes and would look to them for
guidance.
While standing between the old and new Hondas with a hand on each I
asked, "What do you think guys? Am I protecting myself or Lori with this
whole -- you're this when we do this and you're that when we do that?
Talk to me guys."
Willie and Lori showed up and joined me in the hurry-up-and-wait
process.
The track announcer called qualifying, so we made our way to pit road,
Willie helped Lori put on her helmet and gloves, shot some water into
her mouth, and then helped her onto the bike. She made a practice start,
and then started her easy out lap.
Her second through seventh lap were consistent mid one forty-threes. If
she could keep up that pace and consistency there would be a fair chance
of winning the race.
After qualifying Lori rested in the trailer while Willie and I worked on
the bike. We had decided to do a tire change and switch from the hard
compounds to medium ones. The mediums would come up to temperature
sooner and hopefully allow her to squeeze a tenth or two more speed out
of the bike.
Two races went off before ours. While we waited I wandered up to the
starting line to get a glimpse of the starting grid. Lori would be
starting from the middle of the third row. By my watch she had been
running in the top ten but the transponder said otherwise. If her head
was on straight we had a shot at the podium and perhaps a possible win.
Our race had been called and the riders came to the grid. After the
sighting and warm up lap, the riders lined up to take the start. Twelve
laps. She would be mixing it up with factory support team riders and
with elite privateer teams. ASBA did not allow full on-factory teams to
compete in their series.
The one-minute board came up followed by the red light. Bikes in gear
engines brought up. The green light flashed and off they went.
Willie, with stopwatch in hand, waited for the riders to circulate
around and cross start/finish to complete the first lap. One, two three,
eight, nine, ten. At the end of the first lap she rode in tenth place.
If she did no better, we would get another payday.
She had worked her way up to fifth. The lap times had been the same as
the practice times. Her riding style hadn't over taxed the tires with
the lap times or hurt her consistency and with any luck she would make
it to the podium.
The fourth place rider took out the third place rider with a desperate
stuff move as the riders entered turn one. We owned third place with
three laps to go. The leader and the second place rider were six seconds
ahead leaving us no chance of winning or improving an additional
position. It would take a crash -- and one didn't seem likely to occur
as the second place rider's lap times fell off and he had begun to ride
conservatively. The riders got the checkered flag. We got a third place
finish.
I went back to the trailer to pack up and head to Deland to AHRMA
technical inspection, leaving Willie to revel in the winner's circle
antics with Lori.
"I'd like to thank Willie here…," her voice boomed over the track's
public address system…. and Art for giving me the chance to ride their
bike. Thank you."
Lori pushed the bike back to the trailer while Willie rode the scooter.
She beamed as she held the third place trophy between her legs. There
would be no way in hell anyone could take that trinket away from her.
Willie helped Lori wiggle out of her sweat-soaked leathers, and then
helped her into cargo pants, sweatshirt and sandals. They both headed
off to the women's room to clean up while I stayed behind to finish
packing. Before leaving we three headed over to the official scorer to
pick up the seven hundred-fifty dollar payday.
***
After quickly unloading the old Honda at AHRMA tech, Willie and I pushed
it to the line with the remnants of the participants awaiting
inspection. She stayed with the bike while Lori (now Luke) and I went
over to the official's table to have them review his credentials and
certify him to race. My thoughts briefly drifted back to those of the
previous evening and mentally kicked myself in the ass for being a
hypocrite. She wanted to be Lori and not Luke. I wanted him to be Luke
while riding. Did I fear embarrassment of his discovery? Did I fear for
her well-being? No, I feared my own lack of knowledge. The bikes
represented simplicity and proved easy to understand while people
presented way too much complexity for my pea brain.
After certification we re-joined Willie and the bike, as they both
approached the chief inspector.
"Art Powell? Is that really you? Can't be. After all these years, 'Art
the Dart' finally shows up. Where've you been?" Sidney the chief
inspector asked, as Willie and Luke looked on in amazement.
"Yeah, it's me. The price and the timing were finally right so I dragged
out the old bike. Meet Willie. She's the crew chief and Luke here is the
rider. I'm just along to spin wrenches," I said in my legendary monotone
manner.
"I imagine the kid's a pretty good rider."
"He's not bad. He got a fifth in a CCS race and a third in a ASBA race,"
I droned on.
"If you say he's not bad then he must be great. Did he ever tell you
kids the story about how he beat one of the factory riders on this
bike?"
"Come on, Sydney," I said. "Check the bike over so I can get something
to eat and go to sleep. I'm old and don't have the stamina for an
ancient history lesson."
"Yeah kids, it was great - last lap draft and pass at the finish line.
Never saw anything like it."
"Sid, it was thirty-six years ago," I groaned. "If you add their ages
together it might not add up to that."
"You were that good," Willie said.
"I could hold my own," I said.
"Ever the modest one," Sid chuckled.
The four of us laughed it all off as the inspection process began.
"Hey Art?" Sydney asked. "Whose kitchen is missing a baking pan?"
"Watch it," I said. "I bought that new."
The kids laughed again, I chuckled and Sydney said, "Yeah right."
The bike passed inspection, as did Luke's riding gear.
"Good luck Art. I'll see you tomorrow."
We loaded up the bike and headed off in the direction of the track
campground and a decent restaurant with sufficient parking facilities to
accommodate the truck and trailer.
Willie, Luke (now Lori), and I rode in the cab of the truck as we made
our way to a restaurant.
"Do I ride as good as you did?" Lori asked.
"Lori, on my best day, I couldn't come within one hundred feet of you.
Even if I'd been riding a bigger, more powerful bike.
"Tell me another one," Willie said.
***
Sunday night in the Daytona Beach area and nearby vicinity - it marked
the end of the first weekend of bike week and the beginning of the
"official bike week." All of the restaurants had immediate seating and
ample parking due to the daytime exodus of the weekenders. Since there
would be no one to negotiate with concerning the choice of restaurant I
chose to dine at a long time favorite of mine, "Aunt Catfish."
We took our seats in anticipation of a meal of catfish cooked in any of
a variety of ways. A long overdue bottle of beer quenched my thirst
while Willie and Lori sipped on glasses of sweet tea. I tried it once,
but its vile taste eluded me
Dinner conversation centered on the day's events. Willie reveled in
having input into the preparation of the bike and Lori went on and on
about it being the fastest bike she had ever ridden.
Willie not only took complete charge of the bikes, she also took charge
of Lori's appearance. When they returned to the table after retreating
to the ladies' room for repairs, they both wore conservative jewelry and
touches of make-up to accent their matching cargo pants and sweatshirts.
After dinner we headed back to the campground to call it a day.
I rested in bed while going over the schedule for the next five days.
Monday and Tuesday would be two rounds of AHRMA racing. Morning practice
would be followed by a lunch break. Race seven would be the Formula 750
one and race nine would be Formula Vintage. Wednesday would be AMA
technical inspection, practice, and qualifying with the bike show
stuffed in the middle. Thursday would be morning practice and in the
afternoon, the race. Friday would be the auction and thankfully the
start of my trip home. I had no desire to watch the Saturday Super Bike
race or the Daytona 200.
***
At dawn I awoke, washed my face, dressed, and then drove the rig over to
the AHRMA pits. I didn't bother to wake the…kids…deranged young
adults…lost souls…girls.
After parking, I set up the portable grill and put up a pot of coffee. I
also set up the canopy and pulled out the old Honda to prepare it for
practice.
While I got things ready I wondered if the day would be fruitful. If the
bike ran well enough it might garner a higher bid when it rolled across
the auctioneer's block. A freshened up race-winning (maybe) bike would
fetch a better price than a basket case. If the Sportster did half way
decent in the show, it too would fetch a healthy price. A first year
model with matching numbers and painted with original 1957 paint should
be worth something. If the Kawasaki brought anything it would be a plus
and if a local racer-type bought Tatiana's it would be fitting.
The smell of the coffee must have awakened them as one by one they
emerged from the camper. Willie went over to the concession stand while
Lori climbed aboard the Honda. She would be racing a bike nearly twice
her age against some riders that would be old enough to be her
grandparents or perhaps even great-grandparents. Riders her age referred
to vintage racing as "the old fart league."
It didn't seem to bother her, nor did it bother her that AHRMA racing
would be for the joy of it. Her efforts would be rewarded with a
porcelain vase or a ten-cent trophy. Her body language and facial
expressions told me that she would be more interested in racing the
bike.
I wondered if she looked at racing and riding as an escape from her
reality of bumbling from one odd job to another to attain her goal of
becoming a woman.
A mental comparison of the physical movements of Lori and Willie
revealed neither to be overly masculine or feminine. They both moved
with grace and a degree of style and neither appeared to be caricatures.
Willie came back with donuts and egg sandwiches. I gobbled it down and
continued to tend to the bike while they huddled in the trailer to eat
their food.
I couldn't overhear their conversation due to the distance and the ever-
growing sound of un-muffled motorcycles. I imagined that they continued
their ongoing conversations about hormones, real life tests, and
surgeries.
Surgeries - I still cringed at the thought of what Luke was willing to
do.
I continued to try to understand why someone would want to change his or
her sex. It seemed hard enough to live one life so how could someone
walk away from something with a degree of difficulty, and then enter
into something with an even higher degree of difficulty. Try as I might
I couldn't understand it. I resigned myself to understanding the two-
wheeled mongrels that offered limited pleasure and massive physical and
mental pain.
I sent Willie over to the official's table to get the practice schedule.
Since the bike had been entered in two classes, we would have twice the
amount of practice time. It would take some time for Lori to acclimate
herself to the Grand Prix style shift pattern, pre-historic brakes, bias
ply street tires, and a suspension system with slightly more dampening
than a pogo stick.
Our two fifteen-minute practices were at half past nine and eleven
o'clock. Lunch would be from noon to one o'clock and our first six-lap
race would be at two and our eight-lap race would be at half past three.
When our practice had been called, I reminded Lori to be mindful that
the bike didn't have a slipper clutch, nor did it have a rev limiter and
that she would have to pay attention to her clutch control when she down
shifted ... and under no circumstances rev the engine above nine
thousand revolutions per minute. She nodded, while patiently waiting for
me to start the engine with the remote starter.
We got the signal, started the engine, lowered it off the stand, and
then sent her on her way.
After an easy out lap followed by an additional 'get acquainted' lap the
times began to drop. At the end of the practice session the times
hovered in the high one fifty-two range. Good enough.
The second practice would be a repeat of the first. The lap times did;
however fall by one half second.
During the lunch break Lori and Willie wandered off to view the wide
variety of vintage and antique race bikes interspersed with modern,
twin-cylinder and single-cylinder ones that filled the various AHRMA
classes.
Damned if I could distinguish any differences in the way they walked or
gestured as I caught glimpses of them at various times. In my mind two
girls wandered around the pits.
The first races had been called after lunch, breaking the relative quiet
of the mandated "no un-muffled engines running."
Willie helped Lori get ready while I gave the bike one more going over.
When the call came, I pushed the Honda while they rode the scooter to
the hot pit lane with the remote starter in tow.
The Formula 750 class included the cream of the fast bikes of
yesteryear. Hondas like mine, Harleys, Triumphs, Nortons, B.S.A.s, the
occasional BMW, Moto Guzzi and the one off Ducati. The blind could
determine which bike rode past, by the sounds emanating from the
exhaust. Sounds that rivaled a symphony orchestra and much better than
the racket produced by the blues bands that performed nightly on the
campground stage.
Lori had to start in the back, along with the other late entries. All
part of the game, I thought while performing the starting ritual.
The vintage bikes ran as they did in the day, which meant minimal
muffling. It caused Willie to cover her ears to muffle the volume as the
riders took their positions on the grid in anticipation of receiving the
green flag.
One-minute board, red lights lit, first gear, revs up, face shields
down, green light flash, and off they went.
Lori would be competing against guys who'd been riding the same bikes
since new. I chuckled as she weaved past six riders on pit road before
entering the track surface to begin her charge down the short straight
that led to the international horseshoe.
After the roar of the start, the noise level fell off to a point where
we could hear the track announcer. As usual the "owners" of the class
fought it out for the podium position. If Lori had anything in her she
might possibly join in, but she had six laps to pass six riders to get
to fourth place. If the top three didn't pull a breakaway she could play
spoiler and find herself on the box.
My invisibility went away when the announcer recognized my bike's once
familiar paint scheme and announced Luke's and my name over the public
address system. Causing me to smile.
"Give me a pen and paper," Willie said.
"What for?"
"I have to write this down - Art Powell smiled twice in one day."
At the halfway point, she had made it to fifth place and was still
charging.
With two laps to go she had made it to third and was pushing the second
place rider astride a B.S.A. Rocket III. The leader aboard a Triumph
Bonneville had checked out. If Lori could get close enough she could
pull off a last lap draft and pass move, provided she knew how to do
such a thing. At least she had a spot on the box.
Sure enough she completed a textbook move and ended up second. Barely -
half a wheel length - to the screams of the track announcer.
Lori completed a cool down lap and came to a stop back at the start
finish line. Willie hugged and squeezed her, and then let her remove her
gloves and helmet.
I declined an interview with the pit reporter and directed him to Willie
and Lori. I laughed as they yipped it up and sprayed water at
themselves, the reporter, and the photographer.
When Lori popped off her helmet I feared her discovery. I could always
claim the paperwork had been completed with the initial of her first
name and people had made a mistake and assumed that the "L" stood for
Luke. To my surprise, she wore no make up. Earrings wouldn't have
mattered because many a male racer wore a diamond or two in his ear. The
sight of her helmet-less quelled any anxiety. She sported matted sweat
soaked hair, sweat beads mixed with the water Willie threw at her, and
dressed in her leathers no one could detect the trace of a figure.
After the celebration we went back to the trailer to check over the bike
and to get ready to do it all over again in the Formula Vintage class.
The class had more participants than the Formula 750 one so it meant
more riders to pass to get to the podium. She ran out of laps and only
made it to fifth.
After we had packed up everything and arriving back at the campground, I
was ready for a nap. Willie and Lori headed to the showers and at the
mid-point of their destination they began to hold hands.
As they entered the ladies room I wondered what others thought when they
saw the two of them wandering around the pits and the campground. I
satisfied myself that they saw what they wanted to see. When Lori wore
her racing leathers, they saw a compact racer rather than a petite young
girl. It's what they expected to see. When she wandered around with
Willie, they saw a petite girl hanging out with a tallish ash blond --
two girls taking in the sights and sounds of the campground and the
band. The guys that gave them beer saw two girls, Sydney saw two kids
with a love of racing and the track photographer and the interviewer saw
a racer and his girlfriend crew chief. At times I saw two girls and at
times I saw two mixed-up kids hanging out with an old man teaching them
the ins and outs of professional and amateur racing ... and racing for
the fun of it.
I turned in early while the two of them hung out at the bandstand. I
tried to blot out the sounds of the blues band that hacked away at
another variation of "Sweet" and "Born."
When they returned and crawled onto the bunk they serenaded me to a
conversation centered on the surgeries involved in transitioning from
male to female.
I winced at the thought of what Lori called the ultimate procedure.
Granted I didn't use it all that much any more to obtain sexual pleasure
and what urine managed to find its way out went in no known direction,
but it was still there. She knew what to do and how to get it all done
and Willie seemed to understand and accept it. The one underlying bond
that seemed to join them had been a purpose. Willie wanted to distance
herself from her past and pursue a motorcycle career, while Lori wanted
to become a woman. If they could help each other they would use each
other's strengths to find their place.
***
The second round of AHRMA competition on Tuesday proved to be a repeat
of Monday. A second place finish in the Formula 750 race and a fifth
place in the Formula Vintage class. At the end of the two days of
competition, Willie had four ceramic vases.
***
Bright and early Wednesday morning we three unloaded the Sportster and
the CBR. The latter of the two went to AMA technical inspection while
the Harley would be ridden over to the convention center to spend the
day parked next to other bikes that awaited judging by some anal factory
"expert" who would deem it original and worthy of a trophy or a
collection of aftermarket junk worthy of a ribbon.
After inspection, I approached the Sportster in anticipation of starting
it and then riding it to the show. The closer I got the more my right
hand shook and stiffer my left leg grew. Sweat beads once again began to
form.
Willie and Lori took notice.
"Art?" Willie asked. "You okay?"
"What's wrong?" A concerned Lori asked.
"Nothing," I said, placing my trembling left hand on the bike's right
hand grip.
Willie pulled Lori aside and whispered something into her ear. No doubt
Willie told her in her words I would weird out when confronted with
things that had a direct connection with my wife. The kids had no way of
knowing that Tatiana and I doubled up on the bike to test ride it, after
I had completed the restoration.
"Let me start this stupid thing so we can get over to the show."
I turned on the fuel, cracked open the throttle, gave it a slow kick
through with the kick starter, turned the key to the on position,
positioned my left knee on the seat and with my right foot and leg gave
it a healthy kick using all of my body weight as additional force. It
failed to start. The third attempt proved successful.
We donned our riding gear while the engine warmed. Willie and I doubled
up on it while Lori followed along on the scooter. We arrived at the
convention center early because two of us had to rush back to the track
for practice and eventual qualifying.
"Willie," I said after we had arrived at the judging area to demonstrate
that the bike had in fact been ridden to the show, "here's one hundred
dollars. Buy something as a treat to yourself for all of the hard work
you've done. There's plenty of Harley crap in the convention center and
Main Street is two blocks south. Lot's of vendors and shops with stuff
to look at. Be sure to lock the bike if you go shopping. See you after
qualifying. It may be around five o'clock."
Lori and I doubled up on the scooter, and then headed back to the track.
We were quite the sight as we sat in traffic along with all the bad
running Harleys, Harley clones, choppers and the occasional sport bike
piloted by helmet-less balding middle aged riders hell bent on thinking
they appeared devastating to the opposite sex. They laughed, I groaned.
Lori sat behind me no doubt in awe of all the silliness going on around
her.
We arrived at the track as Super Stock practice ended. There had been a
red flag condition as one of the riders crashed and disrupted one of the
inflatable safety fences. The extra time allowed us to get ready at a
leisurely pace.
When we would be allowed on the track for the thirty-minute practice,
Lori would get her first taste of riding with the professional racers.
The cream of the crop rode the latest and greatest from Japan, Italy,
and England. Bikes from the later two places could be counted on one
hand, but they would be represented and would be a pleasant distraction
from the high-pitched screams of four-cylinder engines revving at
fifteen thousand revolutions per minute.
The factory Hondas, Kawasakis, Suzukis and Yamahas fought it out for the
quickest fast times. I hoped for the fastest privateer time. If we could
get that, it would mean an extra five hundred dollars. She stopped once
during the thirty-minute practice to report a front suspension problem
and to get a drink of water.
"The front end chatters when I go into turn one and the chicane," she
said.
Her complaint translated to a bottoming of the suspension when the bike
decelerated from its near one hundred-forty mile per hour approach
speeds to approximately seventy to ninety mile per hour entry speeds.
"Let me go up one more click on the compression setting and take out a
click on the rebound setting."
I couldn't hear the clicks and did my best to listen through my fingers
while turning the Allen key.
She managed to hold her own when the factory teams practiced their
drafting techniques and managed to hang on to the Yamaha team for a few
laps until they split up to practice draft passing. At the end of
practice she was twelfth fastest. Not bad considering whom she had been
riding with and what they had been riding on.
After practice, I took the wheels off the bike and carried them over to
the Pirelli tire distributor. My intent had been to turn her loose to
qualify on medium/soft compound tires. The practice tires had been
medium compound and they already had the practice sessions and the ASBA
race on them. If she didn't chew up the medium/softs too badly I would
have her race on them.
When the factory guys qualified, they would go out on race compound
tires to measure their speed, and then duck into the pits and stick on a
gum ball super soft two lap maximum qualifying tire, and then make a
full out attempt. We didn't have an extra set of rims so we had to make
do on my best guess.
After a lunch break, the thirty-minute qualifying session had been
announced. Lori pushed the bike while I carried the tools, stand, and
water. My age began to creep in and I deemed myself way too old to be
doing this work.
The officials started the thirty-minute clock, and then gave the riders
the signal to head out onto the track. Once again, all of the bikes had
been equipped with transponders, which allowed pit control to register
the lap times of each rider. The one hundred twelve percent rule would
be in effect and the pole setting time would be multiplied by the rule
and those riders falling within that range would be in the race. If she
rode the way she had practiced, and perhaps picked up a tow from a
factory rider, she would land herself a good spot in the show.
Midway through the qualifying session she had been twelfth fastest and
third fastest privateer. We had agreed before she went out to come in at
that point so I could check the tires.
"You got maybe four hard laps left in these tires, do you think you
could push this thing a little harder?"
She nodded, swallowed a mouthful of water, flipped down the visor, and
then took off.
At the end of the qualifying session she improved the position by one
spot. The factory guys put their qualifiers on and lowered their times
as well. Her speed improved, but not enough to get the number one
privateer spot. She would start the race in the third row, third spot -
eleventh place - between the top running privateer and a support team
rider.
We put everything back into the trailer freshened up, and then headed
off to get Willie. We previously agreed to treat ourselves to a
restaurant meal and savor seafood at "Barnacles."
***
We arrived at the convention center, only to be greeted by a pouting
Willie.
"What's wrong?" I asked wondering what could prompt her to be sitting at
the curb by the Sportster surrounded by cigarette butts.
"One of the judges asked me to start the bike and I couldn't."
"Yeah so," I attempted to console.
"He told me to go back in the kitchen and make babies," she said near
tears.
"You didn't go off on him did you?"
"Everyone laughed at me; and I didn't like it."
"Forget it. They're jerks. Did you win anything?"
"They took points off because I couldn't start it, and ride it past the
judges' stand."
"Sorry Willie," I said while lifting her chin to look in her eyes as
Lori took a seat beside her and placed her arm around her shoulders.
"You have to understand something. The motorcycle world is a bastion of
un-harnessed testosterone. That fool who asked you to start the bike did
so to label you. If you started it you would have been labeled butch.
The fact that you couldn't, led him to label you a baby maker."
"I don't like it. It's not fair."
"Nothing's fair, Willie," I said while Lori looked on and listened with
intent. "In the motorcycle world women are, in Harley-Davidson's eyes,
and to a more subtle extent the other manufacturers, the great un-tapped
market. They want to sell you bikes and dress you up in non-functional
clothing. You saw the crap in the convention center."
"How could they ride with those stupid shoes, and what's with all the
fringe and roses? And, what was it with the leather bridal gown and the
goofy looking hat with the veil?"
"They can't. It's all a show. Did you see all the derogatory stickers
down on Main Street? The so called voice-of-the-people ones?"
"Yeah, there was a really cute one. It said 'It used to be about
motorcycles - now it's a f--kin' fashion show.'"
"You're in a double bind. There aren't all that many female technicians
wandering around despite them attending the schools. Those faux macho
type customers don't like it when women can spin wrenches better than
men so they tell the service managers in the dealerships not to have the
girl or 'bitch' work on their bike. Women can't make any money on the
flat rate system so they get relegated to bike prep, get frustrated, and
then quit."
"That blows," Willie sighed.
"Yes it does, Willie, but right now that's the way it is."
I tried to read the expression on Lori's face. Did she find herself
between the crosshairs of wanting to take her racing to the next level
in exchange for her goal of becoming a woman? Or, did she want to
attempt both at the cost of criticism, humiliation, and discrimination?
It would be her demon. Willie had hers. I had mine.
"Well we got third place," Willie said while taking a slow deep breath,
and then exhaling it in a huff. "One of the judges said after the
ceremony that we would have won if I started it and rode it."
"Third place is better than no place. What's with the packages?" I
asked.
"I bought you a t-shirt and I got Lori and me some stuff."
"Well, can I see it?"
"Later. How did qualifying go?"
"Tell her Lori."
"We qualified eleventh," Lori said with pride. "We were number two
privateer qualifier. Riding with the factory guys was cool. Way faster
than I ever thought. I learned a few things too. What did you buy me?"
"I said 'later.' Didn't you hear?"
Same old Willie - snappy sarcastic response to a question. Things
appeared to be back to normal.
"Come on you two, let's go to 'Barnacles' and get something to eat. You
two earned a good meal."
***
We arrived at the campground as the sun began to set. Thoughts of
turning snowbird might be a plan as the seventy-degree temperatures of
central Florida in early March had been a welcomed relief from the low
temperatures and snow back home.
I showered before the lines grew too long while Willie and Lori talked
about their respective days. I would have thought they would have grown
tired of re-hashing things they couldn't change. Maybe talking brought
catharsis.
When I returned from my shower the two of them headed off to the women's
shower with all of the packages in tow. As the two of them entered the
building, I wondered if Willie no longer thought of her as a man.
I dozed in a camp chair in anticipation of the evening's entertainment.
The flyer left on the windshield of the truck advertised Latin music.
That would be interesting ... "Sweet" and "Born" performed with a Latin
beat.
Wow, look at them, I thought, at the sight of two young women exiting
the shower room dressed in red leather mini skirts with matching leather
jackets, black body stockings, and knee-high red stiletto boots.
As they grew closer I realized the two women were Willie and Lori.
Dressed as they were, they looked striking.
"Well look at the two of you," I said in amazement.
"Lori and I are going out to a dance club," Willie said.
"I hate to say this, but as beautiful as you two look, you're rape
bait."
"Lori knows of a dance club where the bikers don't go, so we should be
safe." Willie said.
"Be careful you two. Remember we have practice and a race tomorrow."
Willie laughed while saying, "Being a dad doesn't become you, Art."
The two of them mounted the scooter and took off for the club and parts
unknown.
As I reviewed the image of Lori in my mind there had been nothing about
her that would reveal she wasn't what she appeared to be. Willie must
have worked some breast magic beneath the body stocking to enhance what
the chemicals and surgery had yet to accomplish, but everything else
screamed femininity. There would be no doubt in anyone's mind unless
told otherwise that Lori was not Lori.
After the Latin band played their last song I called it a day very
thankful that the evening's music did not include "Sweet" and "Born,"
but did include "Suavesito."
Awakened at three o'clock in the morning by giggling girls who had spent
a joyful evening, I pretended sleep as they stumbled around the unlit
camper in search of the bunk.
***
I awoke and walked over to the trailer to get the bike ready for
practice and the race. I left the scooter for the two girls. They showed
up fifteen minutes before the final practice wearing traces of last
night's war paint and broad smiles.
I mentally prepared myself for a stray comment if anyone questioned
Lori's appearance from the night before. I could always claim she was a
bit of a flake like the deceased Barry Sheene or a throw back to '70s
glam rock. I had reached the point of also telling the truth. "He wants
to be a she. You got a problem with it?"
"Come on Lori, get your leathers on. We got to get going."
The two of them went into the trailer and it seemed like seconds, but
five minutes later they emerged from the trailer with Lori dressed and
ready to practice.
"Give me five hard fast laps, followed by five easy fast laps, and then
another five hard fast laps, and then come in." I said. "We'll check the
tires and suspension to see where we are."
She nodded, and then took off.
"Willie, time her. Use both watches. First five on yours, second five on
mine and the third five back on yours. Be sure to show me your watch
before you re-set it.
The first five laps put her in the top ten, the second five in the top
fifteen, and the last five back in the top ten. She came in wearing a
smile.
I checked the tires and smiled too. Perfect choice for the weather
conditions, the bike, the suspension, and the rider.
"That's enough Lori." I said, while looking around to see if anyone was
within hearing distance. "Ride it back to the trailer so we can put
fresh tires on it and clean the brake pads and rotors."
With any luck we could crack the top ten. Perhaps be top privateer
finisher, and if we really stepped in lucky horseshit, a podium.
***
After lunch the two girls watched parts of the Super Bike and Formula
Extreme qualifying. When they returned I sensed nervousness in Lori's
eyes. Willie kept fumbling with her cigarettes and at one time she had a
lit one between her lips and another in her hands.
"Calm down ladies," I said. "It's only a race. We can only do what we
can do with what we have."
When the Super Stock race started, the pit announcer called the Super
Sport race to the hot pits. Altogether there would be sixty bikes in
competition. When the lead riders completed twelve to fourteen laps of
the eighteen-lap race they would be running into lapped traffic, and
then the real fun would begin. The leaders would have to pick off the
back markers to come through.
"Lori," I said while patting the top of her helmet. "You look like Tom
Cruise in 'Top Gun.' Sitting in the plane with his oxygen mask on
breathing stupid, snap out of it."
"This is for real. I never raced at this level," Lori said with a bit of
a quiver in her voice.
I laughed, patted her on the head again. "Show 'em what you got, kid."
When the Super Stock race ended, the officials lined up the riders for
the Super Sport race. Willie had changed into her red leather mini and
body stocking and played umbrella girl. She was eating it all up and
playing the game.
"Look at you," I exclaimed. "You're the last one I'd expect to see
playing umbrella girl."
"F--k you Art," she said with a broad smile. "This is my day too."
The riders took their sighting lap, and then their warm -up lap. The
officials re-grid them, signaled for crew members to exit the area, and
then put up the two-minute board. Moments later the one-minute board
came out followed by the red lights. The riders shifted the bikes into
gear brought up the revs, flipped down their visors ... and in the blink
of an eye the green light flashed.
Lori got a decent start, but got out muscled going from pit lane onto
the track surface. After they circulated around on the out lap and made
their way back to start finish, the count began. She fell to fifteenth
place at the end of the first lap. I hadn't been all that concerned
because riders one through twenty had broken away. If she could work the
draft she would probably make it into the top ten by the end of the
second lap.
Willie kept beating her fist into my right arm. Her whole body shook as
the riders completed the second lap. Lori had moved up to tenth by
taking advantage of the draft and getting a good drive out of the
chicane.
With two laps down, I didn't think my arm would make it and wasn't at
all that sure Willie wouldn't need an ambulance before the race ended. I
hoped she wouldn't stab herself with the umbrella or set herself on fire
with all of the matches she used to try to light one cigarette.
With seven of the eighteen laps complete, Lori remained in tenth. She
had made it up to sixth but got caught out of the draft and got passed.
As long as she stayed at the end or in the middle of the lead pack we
would continue to have a chance.
She managed to hang on to seventh place as lap fourteen came to a close.
She continued to hang on to the tail end of the lead pack, but the
eighth place rider's times started to fall off reprieving her from
having to continue to fight him for the position. As the lapped riders
started to come into play she could quite possibly pick up an additional
spot.
With two laps to go she maintained a solid seventh place. Good enough to
be the top finishing privateer and a good enough for a five thousand
dollar payday.
When the checkered flag waved it was Team Yamaha followed by Team
Kawasaki, and Team Suzuki. Her seventh place finish put her one position
behind Honda's unofficial -- official race team. Not bad for a bike
prepared by an old fart, a jailbird, and a guy who wants to be a girl.
We all met at the trailer. Willie was doing one of those slinky girl
walks while Lori tried to emulate it while still dressed in her
leathers. All thoughts of her discovery stopped haunting me. Luke went
away and Lori came to stay.
I checked out the bike, and then started to wash off the bits of rubber
that got splattered all over it -- in anticipation of pushing it across
auction block. I satisfied myself that I could still do it. Build a race
bike that would be competitive, put a rider on it, and be mildly
successful. Granted some mixed-up kid gave me a kick in the ass to do
it, but I could still do it. I smiled to myself, and then mentally
patted myself on the back.
The two girls continued to dance and spray themselves with water, and
then it suddenly got real quiet.
"Luke," a booming voice called out.
I turned around and saw a giant of a man towering over both kids.
"Yes dad," Luke said with head bowed and eyes down.
"Nice race, son," the big man said. "Who owns this bike?"
I stepped forward. "It's mine. My name is Art Powell, and this here is
Willie. She's my chief mechanic.
"Boy," Mr. Anderson asked, "you still want to be a girl?"
"Yes dad, I do."
"Hmm," he mumbled as he walked away. He paused, turned around. "Your
mother wants to see you. Come to the house tonight. You two come too.
And bring an appetite."
Willie and I looked at each other. We had probably been thinking the
same thing. Do we go and get beat up defending the kid, or enjoy a good
meal?
***
With the trailer packed, we three walked over to the campground to
prepare mentally and physically for the evening meal.
After my shower, I took a seat in my camp chair and began the wait for
the two girls. I knew he wasn't yet a girl physically, but I couldn't
really see him as a guy either. I wondered if the thought of fulfilling
his dream propelled him to ride as he did these past few
days. I also wondered if that's what his father saw. I didn't need to
be in the middle of a family dispute, yet I didn't want to see any harm
come to her.
The girls exited the showers wearing the red leather outfits, but
substituted the black body stockings for white ones. I chuckled at the
thought of the infamous outlaw motorcycle gang who sometimes referred to
themselves as "Red and White."
Bike Week traffic being what it was, it took us a little less than an
hour to drive the fifteen miles to Lori's parents' house. I knew of the
general area due in part to its proximity to the biker bar named "Last
Resort."
Mrs. Anderson met us at the door. I went in first, while Lori and Willie
entered together. An emotional mother hugged her son, stepped back, and
then hugged him again. She had tears in her eyes. They appeared to be
"you're home tears" versus "you hurt me tears."
Mr. Anderson came from the kitchen with two bottles of beer. He handed
me one, and then clinked his to mine. "You build fast bikes."
"Thank you," I said before taking a sip and stifling our conversation.
Mrs. Anderson escorted us to the dinner table where we would dine on a
pork roast, greens, and rice.
"Boy," Mr. Anderson said, "I don't understand you wanting to be a girl.
I don't accept it, but we want you to come back here. I got one
condition, though."
"What's that," a very fearful kid mumbled.
"No illegal stuff. You get pills from doctors by prescription, you talk
to specialists, and you see official surgery doctors. And, you get a
real job. Them new dealers out by the highway are looking for people all
the time. You agree - you stay. You don't agree - go and don't come
back."
I noticed that Mrs. Anderson had once again begun to cry. She too didn't
want her son to be a girl, but she didn't want to see him come to harm
or be maimed. I took all of this to be some sort of family
reconciliation.
"Okay," Lori said.
"Good," Mr. Anderson said. "Let's eat. And you, Art, tell me how you
made that bike and my b…b…b…kid go so fast."
"Ask Willie. She's the builder. I just spun the wrenches. She promised
me she would go to school and get really good at it."
We all laughed, and then sat back and had a most enjoyable meal.
After dinner I left the table to savor my third beer while seated on a
chaise lounge on the Anderson's front porch.
Mrs. Anderson joined me on the porch. She leaned against one of the
support pillars as she handed me what would be my fourth beer of the
evening.
Lori mirrored her mother's stature and features: high cheekbones, large
dark eyes, tooth paste advert smile.
"This 'becoming a girl' stuff don't seem to bother you, does it?"
"I don't pretend to understand it, but it's something she feels she has
to do."
I drained the last bit of beer from the bottle before reaching for the
one in Mrs. Anderson's hand.
She bordered on tears as she spoke. "I always treated him like a boy. He
played sports, raced with his dad, dated girls, but then he told his
father about becoming a girl."
"From what little I've read, it's something he was born with and not
something you've done. I suppose it's a folly to blame yourself."
"I can't help but blame myself. He came from inside me so it's me who
made him what he is."
"Mrs. Anderson," I said while placing the beer on the porch floor, and
then rising to take her hand. "The more you blame yourself, the worse
off you'll be. It's no one's fault. Things like this happen. There's not
much I can say to change your mind. All I can say is he wants and needs
to be a girl and will do so with or without your help and support. You
might want to look at the person you raised. Her gender is what it is.
Her character is what you had a big part in making, and that's really
good."
"These past five years I kept dreaming something happened to him and
that he was dead," She said while whipping tears from her face.
"I don't know what he…um…she went through, but I do know one thing.
Willie is one hell of a friend and protector to her. She won't let
anyone near Lori - she wants to be called Lori."
"I'm a mother and it hurts me to see my child in distress."
"Well, I don't know if this helps, but there seems to be less distress
when there's no mention of Luke."
"I don't think his father and I can accept it."
I reached down to the floor to retrieve my beer to take a long slow sip
from the long neck bottle. "I can't help you there. I do know she has a
friend who understands and accepts it, so I guess that's enough."
We hugged, and then went back into the house.
***
Lori elected to spend her evening with Willie and me, much to the
despair of her parents. She agreed to move back into their house when we
headed north.
We stopped at the "Last Resort" for a walk though. The girls thought
they could buy new outfits and I obliged them -- paying for two new ones
for each girl. They also reveled in the attention they and their leather
outfits garnered.
We returned to the campground after doubling back to check out "Pub 44."
I purchased some jewelry and another two outfits for each girl.
I lay in my spot staring at the ceiling enjoying the thought that after
the next day's events it would be homeward bound. At the same time I
wrestled with what to do next. The prevailing plan had been to sell the
property and move to a simpler non-memory-triggering premises. It seemed
like a good one, but it would be flawed because the memories hadn't been
in the mortar, sticks, and tools. They had been in my mind.
The girls giggled in the bunk, an occasional moan was followed by "That
was nice -- do that again" followed by more giggling and moaning.
***
After hooking up the trailer we headed to the auction held on the
grounds of Stetson University in Deland. I filled out the paperwork on
each of the four bikes and agreed to send them across the block with no
reserve. Whatever I could get for them would be good enough. The CBR
might fetch a decent number as it had a newly acquired pedigree.
I left the girls with the bikes, while I snuck off to make a telephone
call. Upon my return, the girls had wandered off allowing me to have one
last private moment with the three race bikes. Tatiana's sat between the
old Honda and the Kawasaki. After straddling the CBR and placing a hand
on the gas tanks of each bike I said, "Well guys this is it. We had our
time and it was a good one. Give someone else the peace and joy you once
gave me."
"What are you doing, Art?" Willie asked with a laugh while Lori looked
on. "Taking one last imaginary ride? You sentimental old suck. You going
to kiss the headlight on the Sportster and bid it a fond farewell?"
"Shut up, Willie. It's something you won't understand."
"But I do, Art. I really do."
I think you do Willie, I thought, as I hopped off the bike.
Much to my surprise, the Sportster sold for fifty-five thousand dollars.
I saw fifty of it, which was more than I had thought it would garner.
The old Honda fetched twenty thousand net, while the Kawasaki netted,
ten.
When the CBR came across the block, I had Lori stand next to it. She
looked quite fetching in her peasant blouse, skirt, and heeled sandals.
Willie, who wore a similar outfit, posed with Lori for a picture. The
bike sold for net twenty five thousand dollars. The new owner had been
one of the competitors who spent considerable time during the previous
day's race staring at its tail section.
***
As promised, we stopped at the motorcycle technician school in Daytona
Beach so Willie could take the tour and talk to a guidance counselor.
Lori and I sat at a table surrounded by vending machines, video games,
and a pool table in the student lounge sipping coffee.
"So what are you going to do, Lori?" I asked.
"I'm going to go and live with my parents, get a job, and then save my
money so I can get my surgery."
It seemed racing took a back seat to her goal of becoming a woman.
"If Willie decides to go to school here would you watch out for her?"
"We already decided if she likes the school and wants to attend, she'd
stay with me."
"What about your parents?"
"I think they like her."
"What about you?"
"I want to marry her."
"How are you going to do that? You're not going to be a guy anymore,
remember?"
"I don't care. I love her, and I think she loves me, and I want to be
with her."
What kind of life lay before these kids? I thought. Would it be filled
with the love they appeared to have for one another? Would it be filled
with arguments about their chosen life, and then end in some kind of
despair? Despite the laws regarding discrimination, would she find
meaningful employment? Would Willie find prejudice in her chosen field?
All were unanswered questions that I feared to answer myself.
"How does she feel about all of this?" I asked.
"Why don't you ask her yourself? Here they come."
The guidance counselor and I gave each other a nod.
"Willie," I said. "Lori says she loves you, wants to marry you, and
wants you to stay at her parent's house if you decide to attend school
here. Any truth to that?"
"It's all true," she said as a tear formed in her right eye. She fumbled
for a cigarette before she realized she couldn't smoke in the building.
She bought a cup of coffee from the vending machine, and then slid a
chair next to Lori. They touched shoulder to shoulder, and then held
hands. I faced two kids that were in love.
"It won't be easy. The field isn't all that level."
"We love each other. We can handle it," Willie said, while holding
Lori's hand tighter and again bumping her shoulder.
"How much will the tuition be? With or without room and board?" I asked,
already knowing the answer to my question.
"Eighteen thousand dollars inclusive. Tools cost extra. The basic tool
box is another three thousand."
"When does school start?"
She twirled a cigarette between the fingers of her left hand while she
continued to hold a tight grip on Lori's hand with her right.
"They have a course starting Monday and the next one starts in June."
I thought of the bond and then looked into her eyes.
"Is this what you want?"
"I think so."
"Don't give me 'think,' " I growled. "Do you want this? Do you want
Lori?"
"Yes, and yes."
"Well good. You start Monday. The tuition is paid, as are the tools,
plus I'll give you the ones in the trailer. The school has walking-
around money for you on deposit, but there're conditions to getting it.
Any subject that you achieve less than an 'A' you get no money that
marking period. Cool?"
Willie nearly fainted upon hearing the news; and Lori had tears
streaming down her face.
After she gave me my hug and kiss, Lori got hers, and then we three went
into the guidance counselor's office to finalize the transaction.
Unbeknownst to Willie fifty percent of the proceeds of the sale of the
Sportster had been transferred to the school before we had visited it. I
had been that confident she would want to attend.
While we reviewed and signed the paperwork, which also included weekly
reports to Willie's parole officer, the guidance counselor had one of
the trainee technicians unload my tools and put them in the workstation
that would be assigned to her. My tools coupled with what she had just
purchased would give her a good foundation.
"What can I possibly do to thank you?" Willie asked as we left the
office.
"You don't have to thank me. It's me who has to thank you," I said.
"I don't understand?"
"One day you will ... and when you do, you'll smile."
***
When we parked the camper and trailer in front of the Anderson residence
the girls ran in to tell all.
Mrs. Anderson kept saying "bless you, bless you," while Mr. Anderson
grunted, groaned, and then smiled as he saw the trophies that had been
won by his offspring.
When I handed him two checks totaling five thousand seven hundred-fifty
dollars his smile broadened.
"Mr. Anderson," I said while leaving the house to head for the truck.
"Lori earned the money fair and square. She ... rode her ass off. You
did a great job teaching her. Please be sure she uses that money
wisely."
"I'll guarantee you that," the big man said.
"Take care of my girls," I said to the Andersons while turning to face
Willie one last time when she and Lori came out of the house to bid me
farewell. "One last thing Willie."
"What?"
"Here's the rent money you paid me. I saved it for you. Don't say it -
just use it wisely."
"Haven't you given me enough?" she asked while giving me a hug that
would crush an oil drum. "Well what's next for you? Sell the house? The
remaining tools?"
"No. I'm going to spend the night at the campground over at the
fairgrounds. I want to get an early start. Maybe I'll find a bike or
three in need of restoration at the swap meet. Might as well piss away
this chunk of change on rebuildable bikes and parts. Got to do something
with the rest of my life. Might as well spend it doing something I like.
Could even make a buck or two along the way. Who knows maybe another
Willie may knock on my door.
"I knew it," she exclaimed through a broad smile. "Once you got back in
you wouldn't get out."
"You better stop that. It'll make Lori jealous."
"Nah, Lori's cool with you and me. We did get you something for the trip
back. Something to keep you warm and comfortable."
Willie had the same look in her eye and wore the same smile she had when
she wore the blue sequin dress on New Years Eve.
"Ready to go to the campground Art?"
I turned in the direction of what sounded like a familiar voice.
"M-O-N-I-K-A," I said expressing shock.
"Shut up and get in the truck. We got bikes to make into collectible
art."
Done Deal.
Thanks to Randalynn, Jillian Marie, and Kristina L.S for their input and
support. Thanks also to Angela Rasch for her ongoing support and help -
Heather Rose Brown too.
Anyone wanting technical information please PM me.
I tried to hunt down the name of the TG Canadian GP racer, but couldn't
find it.